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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
roll that beautiful bean footage

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

bradzilla posted:

currently drinking some dank dark poo poo that is the consistency of mud

:sludgepal:

nice!!

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



latte

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ice coffee

double ohm seven
Jul 14, 2016

get out

Infinotize
Sep 5, 2003

cold brew (black)

and a chocolate croissant cause I have 0 self control

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

new beans for the week that I received as a gift


Follow-up: those were really good beans

I want more but they're a bit pricey

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

prefect posted:

what if you took the tray of hot beans and floated it in the bathtub? i bet that would cool things down

id go for trying to abuse latent heat of vaporization or smth. suspend the metal tray o hot beans over a single mister head, like the things they have on the patios in vegas

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

lattes make me poo poo my brains out.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
surely someone has roasted coffee beans over a bitcoin rig

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


getting the beans wet (or moist) is a non-starter, so water baths aren't going to help much. the ghetto cooling setup is a colander in a box with a hole for a shop vac. it pulls ambient-temp air around all the beans which does a pretty quick job of bringing the temp down to ambient without introducing any additional moisture, or going below ambient and thus potentially inducing condensation.

commercial roasters cool beans using the same method only scaled up a bit and with some spinning arms to agitate the beans (I just use my hands):

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
you need heat exchanger surface area. get some fins on that b

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003



^ pro choice

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Visual GNUdio posted:

getting the beans wet (or moist) is a non-starter, so water baths aren't going to help much. the ghetto cooling setup is a colander in a box with a hole for a shop vac. it pulls ambient-temp air around all the beans which does a pretty quick job of bringing the temp down to ambient without introducing any additional moisture, or going below ambient and thus potentially inducing condensation.

commercial roasters cool beans using the same method only scaled up a bit and with some spinning arms to agitate the beans (I just use my hands):


the only thing that should be getting roasted is your shameful coffee setup

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Visual GNUdio posted:

^ pro choice

lattes are an acceptable choice if you are getting a coffee to go at a place that does good capps / machiatos. you dont want a cappuccino to go but a latte works.

drip is fine too.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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all coffee matters

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Diet Coke from in and out burger

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Glans Dillzig
Nov 23, 2011

:justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost::justpost:

knickerbocker expert

BONGHITZ posted:

Diet Coke from in and out burger

mods?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Just ground up some blue mountain and washes down a bit with it.

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

the only thing that should be getting roasted is your shameful coffee setup

ugh i know. i live in a yuppie condo with no garage or anything like that which is why you see it being done near a window. poo poo is smokey with this crapass 15a electric job, an actual gas powered roaster is a non-starter unless you can work fully outside (not possible year round in my parts) or have hefty fume extraction (which i can't have for reasons).

i'm waffling over just pulling the trigger on this hog but it's $$$. The roastersperg-approved software package now supports it and software PID is coming soon*, so you can feed it a desired temp curve, dump in beans, and it'll do the needful from there.

*edit: apparently it's now out in beta.

Visual GNUdio fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Aug 2, 2016

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

or you could just buy beans from a local coffee roaster

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
having coffee

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mad Wack posted:

having coffee

Infinotize
Sep 5, 2003

Mad Wack posted:

having coffee

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

not having coffee....yet

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

not having coffee....yet

hosed up

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Podima posted:

hosed up

well it's brewing now

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

the only thing that should be getting roasted is your shameful coffee setup

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
finished off my big jar of ice coffee this mroning.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
had some drip today. a nice change.

EndlessRagdoll
May 20, 2016

poo poo myself and had heart palpitations today. great coffee day

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

EndlessRagdoll posted:

poo poo myself and had heart palpitations today. great coffee day

cool

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

EndlessRagdoll posted:

poo poo myself and had heart palpitations today. great coffee day

Might need to adjust your ratio imo.

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
iced coffee this morning

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
"french roast" from the keurig machine

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

EndlessRagdoll posted:

poo poo myself and had heart palpitations today. great coffee day

:sludgepal:

i'm drinking a bespoke cup of coffee this morning

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
drank coffee on the way to work. gonna drink more coffee after this meeting.

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.

prefect posted:

"french roast" from the keurig machine

french roast is the coffee equivalent of a well done steak

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Podima posted:

drank coffee on the way to work. gonna drink more coffee after this meeting.

starbucks house blend office coffee.

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