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AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Delsaber posted:

I can't remember the last wrestler to get billed from anywhere in BC
Earthquake and Kyle O'Reilly come to mind

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Yep, O'Reilly still bills himself from Vancouver even though he's been living in St. Louis for ages

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
And even though he's from Delta, so I guess he was created in a factory.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Ciampa/Gargano tonight!

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



~flippy guy time~

Supposedly this Ciampa-Gargano match was pretty great.

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Jason Lee is no Dean Ambrose when it comes to nunchucking.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Holy poo poo

Rich Swann rules

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
holy poo poo rich swann owns already

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
We need a danceoff

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm already a fan of Lee's "are you loving kidding me" look as well

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

rich swann is extremely exciting

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Holy poo poo that jumping hurracanrana

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Good match, Swann is my guy to go all the way.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Jason Lee seems like way more of a real wrestler than Ho Ho Lun

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Standing 450, NBD

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Rich Swann is the poo poo


I expect nothing less from someone who has held Chuck Taylor's 24/7 Hardcore Championship

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That was cool. Swann rules and Jason Lee can kick a man real good.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Ooh Swann and Lince gonna be fun

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Oh my god, put Swann and No Way Jose in a tag team and push them to the moon.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Put a kilt on this man

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
"Got hooked after watching Brock Lesnar at 11"



Oh god I feel so old

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

exploding mummy posted:

Put a kilt on this man

the WWE will hire him, have him wear the israeli flag as a kilt, and rename him Jew McIntyre

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sihra uses the camera-cranking taunt that Hollywood Blonde Austin used and should therefore win.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Holy poo poo, I just got that the Sihra boys are basically doing an Indian version of the Hollywood Blonds!

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

gurv is not good solo

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Not a good tourney for Jeff Jarrets boys

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Fabian Eichner is the name of a guy who was just following orders.

Also, holy poo poo, Jack Gallagher is already a better Vaudevillain

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Simon Gotch x Cesaro is a Main Event-rear end match.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Food Court Druid posted:

Fabian Eichner is the name of a guy who was just following orders.

Also, holy poo poo, Jack Gallagher is already a better Vaudevillain

Fabian Eichner is a mid-level John Claude Van Damme villain.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Food Court Druid posted:

Fabian Eichner is the name of a guy who was just following orders.

Also, holy poo poo, Jack Gallagher is already a better Vaudevillain

Technically he would be a veteran of the music hall.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
:lol: Jack gets to keep his Indy theme

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Fabian Eichner is a mid-level John Claude Van Damme villain.

He does kinda look like the guy Jason Statham kills at about the one hour mark of the movie.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
God, whoever is singing this theme did a hell of a Josh Homme impression.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Good God Jack Gallagher is a tiny, pale fucker. Also if you scaled up Eichner a bit Vince would be :vince:ing hard.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Dat hammerlock counter!

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Sign Jack Gallagher.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Good God Jack Gallagher is a tiny, pale fucker. Also if you scaled up Eichner a bit Vince would be :vince:ing hard.

man imagine if vince had access to a poliglot bald muscly wrestler except bigger dude would get pushed to the skies

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Give Gallagher 2000 dollars to wrestle Braun on Raw

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Definitely sign Gallagher and then give him lots and lots of steroids and fake tan.

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SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Dias posted:

man imagine if vince had access to a poliglot bald muscly wrestler except bigger dude would get pushed to the skies

Eichner didn't have as much of an accent, far as I could tell.

(Push Cesaro)

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