Aphrodite posted:

Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot?

Travis343 posted:

Hello from the gas chamber

zoux posted:

CD is mostly like this, if you were wondering why everyone hates it.

maxhush posted:

Aphrodite posted:

Okay wait, are you guys talking about Karl Marx the socialist or Marx Thespott, the Old Republic era fighter pilot?

Improbable Lobster posted:

Literally everything you've suggested happens in the prequels does not. Look up a summary or rewatch them (no don't) or something because you have invented at least one new movie entirely out of your imagination.

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

This is fine. Let it continue. Let the entire forum become SMG arguing with SMG.

Palpek posted:

In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process.

Agean90 posted:

how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people t specifically bitch about holy gently caress

Apollodorus posted:

Clearly Dillon in Predator and Dillon in Alien3 are the same character (hence the name) with all differences between the two merely superficial by-products of the slightly dissimilar settings of both films.

I think I read somewhere that Charles S Dutton was the original first choice to play Dillon in Predator but one of the producers was too racist to allow that many black guys in one film so he wasn't cast.

Gargamel Gibson posted:

So instead Dillon was played by Carl Weathers, a white man.

punchymcpunch posted:

Jean Claude Van Damme was originally cast in the role, but he found the Carl Weathers suit too stifling in the tropical heat.

Agean90 posted:

how pathetic do you have to be to spend pages bitching about an internet subforum to the point where you've memorized people to specifically bitch about holy gently caress

Guy Mann posted:

People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...

Tiggum posted:

That's a funny post, but you know that SMG's interpretation isn't invalid, right? It's just incredibly unpopular. There's a difference.

Nuebot posted:

My cousin is so fat she didn't know she was pregnant. Twice. First time she miscarried because her body is smarter than her brain apparently, second time she literally did not know she was pregnant until like, a week before she gave birth. She later tried to kill her own baby and for two years did not refer to the kid by name. I've got nothing, just that people are hosed up.

Guy Mann posted:

People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...

frankenfreak posted:

Guy Mann posted:

People obsessively reading a subforum they hate and never post in just so they can helldump weakly in an extremely PYF voice at the slightest excuse is extremely ftw...

FlyinPingu posted:

I have never read CD but know SMG because his name comes up attached to the stupidest loving posts imaginable and the last few pages of this thread have been a perfect example about why that forum is garbage

Palpek posted:

Each and every post of yours is like a Markov chain that takes words from the same white noise fucktard database. Your posts are so weak that reading them aloud would produce a wheeze unhearable to human ears that could be used as a dog whistle. You know that you can write the same thing in an amusing way, right? The high-point of your post is literally repeating the joke from the thread title as if it's supposed to be a cool burn, are you aware of this? Or maybe you're a one-person siamese twin where you have one fat body but your idiot brain and your stump-like fingers are disconnected and can work independantly with 2 retarded lives of their own?

Agean90 posted:

In another universe you might have a point. In this universe you're posting in a subforum whose threads could be replaced by a cracked article

Palpek posted:

Each and every post of yours is like a Markov chain that takes words from the same white noise fucktard database. Your posts are so weak that reading them aloud would produce a wheeze unhearable to human ears that could be used as a dog whistle. You know that you can write the same thing in an amusing way, right? The high-point of your post is literally repeating the joke from the thread title as if it's supposed to be a cool burn, are you aware of this? Or maybe you're a one-person siamese twin where you have one fat body but your idiot brain and your stump-like fingers are disconnected and can work independantly with 2 retarded lives of their own?

Palpek posted:

In a twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan's Signs (aliens that invade water planet can be killed by water), goons try to prove that their subforum of choice is worth reading by posting just as if they were in CD and get the thread gassed in the process.

Maksimus54 posted:

I know I'm not some poster anyone knows, but I just had the biggest life changing 12 hours of my life and I have to share somewhere. My fiance just had a baby at home at 5:15 august 1st. We did not know she was pregnant. She delivered it herself. The house looks like a scene from the Walking Dead. I'm a dad and I have had no notice and holy poo poo guys we don't even have a name picked out jesus christ

slidebite posted:

Wow, holy poo poo.

When you life calms down please try to post how this kind of thing actually happens, I'm genuinely curious.

e: Not knowing you're pregnant I mean, not the making babies part. I think I have a working knowledge of that.

Maksimus54 posted:

Fiance isn't a trophy wife, we both battle some weight issues and hers has always been carried on her stomach. We'd been eating a lot better and walking a lot more but after an initial weight loss it started coming back a couple months ago. We figured it was caused by her birthcontrol that specifically states weight gain is a side effect.

keanureeves99 posted:

it is true as you suspected that my wife is so morbidly obese she did not notice she was pregnant. However, there is something I feel compelled to tell you: my wife is also ugly

FlyinPingu posted:

to go back to "wife had a surprise baby" man

FlyinPingu posted:

to go back to "wife had a surprise baby man"

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Fury Road was loving awful, and it had nothing to do with Furiosa being "more than a sex toy." It was just a lovely movie. Most of the friends I have who saw the movie also think it's poo poo, and the closest any of them come to being MRAs is occasionally holding a door for a strong, independent woman even though she is capable of holding it for herself. It's actually possible to not like a crappy movie because it's a crappy movie, and not due to some deep-seated hatred of women. I'd go so far as to say that the vast majority of people who dislike crappy movies like Fury Road are reasonably normal, well-adjusted people, and the misogynist assholes who aren't satisfied by the other three literal sex toys featured in the film are what they've always been: a very loud, very stupid, and very small minority. There are plenty of people who actually do care about the integrity of a movie series they'd previously enjoyed, and there is plenty to dislike in Fury Road on that basis, alone. The childish need to divide the world into "horrible shitbags" and "people who agree with me" is tiresome.

Crane Fist posted:

Good job on your stupid opinion you dumb piece of poo poo - me, 100% unironically