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Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Why are nipples in tattoo pics literally always erect?

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Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
Does anyone have that terrible chest eagle that can only be described as having jowl tits? Can't find it anywhere. Never laughed harder at a bad tat.

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord

Deified Data posted:

Why are nipples in tattoo pics literally always erect?

I tweaked em just for the photo op. You like?

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Deified Data posted:

Why are nipples in tattoo pics literally always erect?

My nipples are never not erect.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Dza posted:

Me? Enjoy my titties.



no, but yours is good too

this one:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That's nice of the owl to bring me my Gillette.

Should have incorporated the nipples into fleeing mice.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Lizard Combatant posted:

Does anyone have that terrible chest eagle that can only be described as having jowl tits? Can't find it anywhere. Never laughed harder at a bad tat.

This one? http://i.imgur.com/7bzzrRu.jpg

(Linked for jowl boobs)

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

hyperhazard posted:

This one? http://i.imgur.com/7bzzrRu.jpg

(Linked for jowl boobs)

That's a harpy, right?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

hyperhazard posted:

This one? http://i.imgur.com/7bzzrRu.jpg

(Linked for jowl boobs)

Amazingly, no. But I'm glad to have seen this.

The one I'm after was posted in the last thread, it's a massive eagle head on this guy's chest. The bird looks miserable and his cheeks are placed over the dude's boobs, giving the eagle weird jowls.

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there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Chichevache posted:

That's a harpy, right?

Harpy would have a lady head to go with the hooters. Also maybe not afflicted with a pox causing it to poo poo blood, what with being divine personifications of destructive winds.

Wait, there's an actual bird called a harpy.

It not that either.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
I think it's just a pun on the term hooters.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
I found it! I found jowl-tits!

Derek of the Andes
Dec 10, 2009

Lizard Combatant posted:

I found it! I found jowl-tits!


Looks like 2 eagles headbutting eachother

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Derek of the Andes posted:

Looks like 2 eagles headbutting eachother

Poor poor eagle...

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Oh god it's even worse than I remembered.

SoUncool
Oct 21, 2010
That really looks like the guy absolutely wanted a tattoo that went around his nipples, and "eagle" was the first idea to come to mind. Tattooist ran with his instructions.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Girl from HS posted this last night so thrilled with the work

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!
Is that a lotus/eye of sauron/firebird logo?

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
Thundercats HOOOOOO

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




CeramicPig posted:


Girl from HS posted this last night so thrilled with the work

I love how the shading just abruptly ends on the lower portion of that.. heart thing. Like the artist was just like, eh, gently caress it.

The_end
May 17, 2014

CeramicPig posted:


Girl from HS posted this last night so thrilled with the work

The middle part looks like a dick.

Traxus IV
Sep 11, 2001

it's our time now
let's get this shit started


Krampus Grewcock posted:

Is that a lotus/eye of sauron/firebird logo?

It's a Star Wars thing, Jedi Order I think.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Traxus IV posted:

It's a Star Wars thing, Jedi Order I think.

It does look a little bit like the new republic/rebel logo, yeah...

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

The_end posted:

The middle part looks like a dick.

Not as much as the Brock Lesnar "sword".

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

rockcity posted:

Not as much as the Brock Lesnar "sword".

Trench "knife"

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Sadly (thankfully?) those suicide squad tattoos probably aren't real; they don't have any of the telltale marks of fresh tattoos, and temporary ones based on the movie's designs are being sold all over the place http://www.ebay.com/bhp/joker-tattoo?rmvSB=true

Reminder that this, however, was real
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=skwad%20tattoo&tbs=imgo:1

And one of them apparently had the misspelling misspelled as "swad"

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Krampus Grewcock posted:

Is that a lotus/eye of sauron/firebird logo?

Brotherhood of Steel emblem with no gears?

Everything about this, from concept to execution, is lovely.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Traxus IV posted:

It's a Star Wars thing, Jedi Order I think.

Yeah it's the Jedi Order logo

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004

Sentient Data posted:

Sadly (thankfully?) those suicide squad tattoos probably aren't real; they don't have any of the telltale marks of fresh tattoos, and temporary ones based on the movie's designs are being sold all over the place http://www.ebay.com/bhp/joker-tattoo?rmvSB=true

Reminder that this, however, was real
https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=skwad%20tattoo&tbs=imgo:1

And one of them apparently had the misspelling misspelled as "swad"

Huh? The lucky you one sure looks like a freshly unwrapped tattoo to me. You can see the red shape of where it was covered up after it was done.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I stand corrected then, I blame phonepostin

sleppy
Dec 25, 2008

Ozmiander posted:

:toxx: If Liquid DON'T win today, i'll get a Liquid tat :toxx:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bP6Lb3D8D4&t=1871s

Ozmiander posted:



You could say i love a dark horse.

ps pardon the glare, my lily white skin is usually protected by a thick layer of bramble and thatch.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nice. The football thread has a few tattoo bets. Depending how the season shakes out a few of us might pop in here.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Amazing indeed. It'd be ok if she is in a nursing career.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

princecoo
Sep 3, 2009
I saw a tattoo at work today. On the back of some guys hand. It was an Australian Aboriginal Flag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Aboriginal_Flag) on the back of a guys hand, except the rectangle that makes up the flag was a trapezoid and the colours dead set looked like they'd been filled in with sharpie. Not entirely filled in, uneven, darker in some places than others and the circle in the center wasn't coloured at all. It was awful.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah taking pride in your culture pretty dumb.


Now if they had added a drunk tinker bell or such then maybe it would belong here.

Electrical Fire
Mar 29, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah taking pride in your culture pretty dumb.


Now if they had added a drunk tinker bell or such then maybe it would belong here.

Sorry your stars and stripes chest piece didn't turn out.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Electrical Fire posted:

Sorry your stars and stripes chest piece didn't turn out.

My chest tattoo does belong here.

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