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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

This is the place to talk about seltzers, your favorite seltzers, and keeping your alcoholism at bay by drinking a ~*PuRe SpArKlInG bEvErAge*~.

edit: mods plz correct spelling in thread title needs another F plz and then you have to adjust all the other letters so that it goes upper case to lower case

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I like drinkin' THESE badbois

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

uhg, dont you think it tastes a little, i dont know ... greasy :grin:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ahhh yeah I drink so much of the seltz ev day I'll have a kidney stone out of Michael Bay flicks :cool:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Nooner posted:

uhg, dont you think it tastes a little, i dont know ... greasy :grin:
grease is good 4 the hole iygwimakag :nsa:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

grease my hole you seltzman

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
tonic water has quinine and is good for muscle cramps and pairs better with gin or vodka

:shrug:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Luvcow posted:

tonic water has quinine and is good for muscle cramps and pairs better with gin or vodka

:shrug:
yeah lol maybe if you get malaria you could drink a whole case of it and be cured :rolleyes:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Luvcow posted:

tonic water has quinine and is good for muscle cramps and pairs better with gin or vodka

:shrug:
gin and tonic is good

vodka and tonic is depression

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i wish i could like seltzer but its just so bland :(

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
1. mineral water (pellegrino, perrier, the german one, its all good man)
2. club soda
3. seltzer
4. tonic


seltzer is great when:

you're at an office/event that only has it

egg cream

espresso fizz


club soda is perfect for bars and restaurants for a free fizzy drink


all other times mineral water

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
original new york seltzer was extremely my poo poo and gently caress you if you disagree with your lousy opinions



Apparently it's back! Expensive as gently caress though

https://drinknewyorkseltzer.com

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Has anyone tried.... seltzer enemas???

edit: asking for a friend

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Spraying myself in the face with a seltzer bottle like 3 stooges

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

local coffee shop does a drink called The Miami Vice

club soda
vanilla syrup
espresso
on ICE

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
The Brian Seltzer orchestra

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

numberoneposter posted:

local coffee shop does a drink called The Miami Vice

club soda
vanilla syrup
espresso
on ICE

drat... Ftw

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

~*pReMiUm SeLtZeR*~

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


masterpiece from my last shopping trip

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Pumping my rear end full of seltzer so foam comes out my mouth, ears, nose.. Eyes pop out followed by torrent of seltzer.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


mountain DONT

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ElectricSheep posted:

original new york seltzer was extremely my poo poo and gently caress you if you disagree with your lousy opinions



Apparently it's back! Expensive as gently caress though

https://drinknewyorkseltzer.com

store i sometimes shop at had an entire giant display of these in all their rainbow labels, shouldve taken a photo, looks good

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Smythe posted:

Pumping my rear end full of seltzer so foam comes out my mouth, ears, nose.. Eyes pop out followed by torrent of seltzer.

thats a pro tier seltzer move

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
does anyone remember this poo poo?

this was extremely my poo poo in the clinton era

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

does anyone remember this poo poo?

this was extremely my poo poo in the clinton era

yes, this was excellent bong water, if thats seltzer than seltzer is good but i always thought it was more of a soda and seltzer is just bland tasteless fizzy water

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

does anyone remember this poo poo?

this was extremely my poo poo in the clinton era

i remember

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


these

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

TheUltimateDoofus posted:


club soda is perfect for bars and restaurants for a free fizzy drink


holy gently caress one time I was at this local bar that I go to a lot and it was like 3pm cause we were on a pub "crawl" (more of a drive cause bars are too spaced out in the valley and I was DDing) but so I asked for club soda and a lime just so I had somethign to drink and the loving lady charged me $2 for it! and like I couldnt even start poo poo about it cause she is the owners wife, but what the gently caress who is charging

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im suicidal

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I really like all these new threads!!! Much better then having just one thread for all inane bullshit. The more the better!!!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I like mine with a splash of cranberry juice and a twist of fresh lime.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


shoophobo posted:

I really like all these new threads!!! Much better then having just one thread for all inane bullshit. The more the better!!!

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
I want an EGGCREAM

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

shoophobo posted:

I really like all these new threads!!! Much better then having just one thread for all inane bullshit. The more the better!!!

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

:same:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Lmao if you haven't drank at least four seltzers by now. All dif flavors.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

King of Bees posted:

Lmao if you haven't drank at least four seltzers by now. All dif flavors.

i just got up still injecting my coffee by IV cut me some slack boss

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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

polar seltzer hq is in worcester and i get to drive by the giant polar bear frequently

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