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afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

What I don't get is that if, as a guy, you don't actually want to be friends with women and think the only reason to date is for sex . . . why not just masturbate? Masturbation is awesome. Easy orgasms without any negotiation or drama. Why get bitter about how hard it is to get a lady to help you have orgasms when orgasms are so easy to have without one? Lefty and Righty never let you down.

wtf are you autistic? why do men want romantic love? am i reading this right?

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Groovelord Neato posted:

a lot of guys just live in hovels jerking it all day.

Nice guys.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


if this stuff is true then men suck at life can any feminsit poster confirm/deny

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Facebook Aunt posted:

What I don't get is that if, as a guy, you don't actually want to be friends with women and think the only reason to date is for sex . . . why not just masturbate? Masturbation is awesome. Easy orgasms without any negotiation or drama. Why get bitter about how hard it is to get a lady to help you have orgasms when orgasms are so easy to have without one? Lefty and Righty never let you down.

lol everyone get a load of this virgin

naem
May 29, 2011

Being friends with women is a really good way to network with other women and being around women in general increases your chances of "meeting women" fyi

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Fat Shat Sings posted:

That's like asking why people don't all just eat bread or rice and water exclusively because it's food too and you get just as full as you do eating other things without having to bother with cooking or spending money or going through any effort

i was going to make a post about avoiding steak and lobster and just eat nutrient gruel instead but then i realized that's pretty much what that Soylent stuff is

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Carmant posted:

if this stuff is true then men suck at life can any feminsit poster confirm/deny



It'd be nice if they could fit a couple more suicides in there to avoid me having to see graphics like these from now on

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



naem posted:

Being friends with women is a really good way to network with other women and being around women in general increases your chances of "meeting women" fyi

conversely you could just pick up women on dating websites and that way you can :sever: with zero repercussions

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mak0rz posted:

lol everyone get a load of this virgin
rare photo of facebook aunt acquired

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

afeelgoodpoop posted:

am i reading this right?
nope

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

a kid from my hometown shot his ex girlfriend, her new guy pal and a bunch of people who just happened to be nearby also because he panicked. he is the embodiment of a bunch of stereotypes from this thread and the local news has done the amazing detective work of looking at his facebook feed and seeing him rant about it for months to his friends who did nothing.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




afeelgoodpoop posted:

wtf are you autistic? why do men want romantic love? am i reading this right?

Did you watch the video I quoted? It goes on for several minutes about how absolutely everything an attractive young woman* ever does, says or thinks is shallow, selfish, inane, detestable or destructive. According to this video, women have zero redeeming qualities except their sex organs. "Men use women for sex, women use men for everything else."

Sex is great and all, but if you think attractive young women are universally horrible monsters, why would you ever want to be in an intimate relationship with one?





*Specifying attractive young women here, even though the video doesn't, because I assume some of them think their grandmas are cool people.

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal

Carmant posted:

if this stuff is true then men suck at life can any feminsit poster confirm/deny



The military one always cracks me up. You bar women from being in combat roles and then lament that you're the only ones getting shot at.

The military is pretty nasty to men and women alike so that's kinda a bullshit point to call "male privilege".

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

Did you watch the video I quoted?
thanks for the summary no sarcasm, since i started to gag after like a minute of it

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


sex would still be worth it even if everything the redpillers said is true.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Gordito posted:

The military one always cracks me up. You bar women from being in combat roles and then lament that you're the only ones getting shot at.

The military is pretty nasty to men and women alike so that's kinda a bullshit point to call "male privilege".

Woman can do combat now so hopefully we'll even up the death count

naem
May 29, 2011

I like women. They're pretty and they smell nice. Sometimes you can touch them!

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Facebook Aunt posted:

Did you watch the video I quoted? It goes on for several minutes about how absolutely everything an attractive young woman* ever does, says or thinks is shallow, selfish, inane, detestable or destructive. According to this video, women have zero redeeming qualities except their sex organs. "Men use women for sex, women use men for everything else."

Sex is great and all, but if you think attractive young women are universally horrible monsters, why would you ever want to be in an intimate relationship with one?





*Specifying attractive young women here, even though the video doesn't, because I assume some of them think their grandmas are cool people.

you're trying to rationalize away the innate biological drive we have as a species to multiply, btw

if they were getting laid they wouldn't give massive rants about stupid poo poo like this

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Carmant posted:

if this stuff is true then men suck at life can any feminsit poster confirm/deny



It's true but cherry picked data.

Combat Deaths is the only one that's really an example of actual gender bias leading to a bad outcome, and the history of not allowing women in combat goes back a lot further than feminism. Plus that is steadily changing.

Women win custody more because men don't contest it. When they do contest, men win more often than women. Turns out dudes generally don't want to take care of the kids and who can blame 'em. Women are more often child abusers because they take care of way more children than men do. Men are victims of most homicides but overwhelmingly (like 90%) also commit most homicides.

There are more women graduating college for a host of complicated reasons, but they still earn less with a degree. And workplace deaths is largely due to logging, oil work, and construction being death traps. Which sucks, and there isn't a ton of push for women to go into those careers, but it seems hard to blame feminism for it.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Did you watch the video I quoted? It goes on for several minutes about how absolutely everything an attractive young woman* ever does, says or thinks is shallow, selfish, inane, detestable or destructive. According to this video, women have zero redeeming qualities except their sex organs. "Men use women for sex, women use men for everything else."

Sex is great and all, but if you think attractive young women are universally horrible monsters, why would you ever want to be in an intimate relationship with one?





*Specifying attractive young women here, even though the video doesn't, because I assume some of them think their grandmas are cool people.

Women aren't giant pieces of garbage on purpose, they're just terrible at everything, that's why they need a nice guy like me to guide them.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



rakovsky maybe posted:

It's true but cherry picked data.

Combat Deaths is the only one that's really an example of actual gender bias leading to a bad outcome, and the history of not allowing women in combat goes back a lot further than feminism. Plus that is steadily changing.

Women win custody more because men don't contest it. When they do contest, men win more often than women. Turns out dudes generally don't want to take care of the kids and who can blame 'em. Women are more often child abusers because they take care of way more children than men do. Men are victims of most homicides but overwhelmingly (like 90%) also commit most homicides.

There are more women graduating college for a host of complicated reasons, but they still earn less with a degree. And workplace deaths is largely due to logging, oil work, and construction being death traps. Which sucks, and there isn't a ton of push for women to go into those careers, but it seems hard to blame feminism for it.

The homicide one is also misleading, because while men may die more often from homicide they are also the ones committing the homicides in the first place. The single largest risk factor when it comes to violence is the male gender.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sex is great and all, but if you think attractive young women are universally horrible monsters, why would you ever want to be in an intimate relationship with one?

Remember a while back how that former male porn star who went insane after he was forced out of the industry for being a huge weirdo created that website that doxxxed (;)) hundreds of female porn stars? The sites bio for him talked about how the women were all disease ridden sluts, addicted to drugs, and lived pathetic lives opening their legs for any man... but also how this guy was a huge stud because he had sex with so many of them.

It was so irrational and contradictory that I couldn't put it as anything other than mental illness.

Nice Guys.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
As a woman I actually do find men scary unless I know them really well, sorry. You're way stronger than me, as a rule.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

naem posted:

Being friends with women is a really good way to network with other women and being around women in general increases your chances of "meeting women" fyi

Here is how you can tell if you're a creep or an actual dateable guy:

You hit it off with a girl, and after hanging out with her you ask her out. She says something that alludes to her either not wanting to date at all, or maybe not wanting to date you. "Oh sorry but I'm more looking for friends, but let's be friends!"

If you respond with anger or disbelief, you're a poo poo guy and you probably can't be fixed, and probably shouldn't expect to be in a relationship any time soon.

If you say "Oh yea that's cool. I am looking to date somebody though, let me know if you've got any friends who would want to go out!" or something along those lines, you can probably count on the girl that "Friend-Zoned" you to play matchmaker like crazy. Girls love playing matchmaker.

If she says "Oooh sorry my friends all have boyfriends" then she is lying and never wants to see you again.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Aug 7, 2016

CarForumPoster
Jun 26, 2013

⚡POWER⚡

Pick posted:

As a woman I actually do find men scary unless I know them really well, sorry. You're way stronger than me, as a rule.

Leave this thread *flexes*

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

rakovsky maybe posted:

It's true but cherry picked data.

Combat Deaths is the only one that's really an example of actual gender bias leading to a bad outcome, and the history of not allowing women in combat goes back a lot further than feminism. Plus that is steadily changing.

Women win custody more because men don't contest it. When they do contest, men win more often than women. Turns out dudes generally don't want to take care of the kids and who can blame 'em. Women are more often child abusers because they take care of way more children than men do. Men are victims of most homicides but overwhelmingly (like 90%) also commit most homicides.

There are more women graduating college for a host of complicated reasons, but they still earn less with a degree. And workplace deaths is largely due to logging, oil work, and construction being death traps. Which sucks, and there isn't a ton of push for women to go into those careers, but it seems hard to blame feminism for it.

You covered it pretty well but I was curious about the child abuse by gender matter (that link is from 2006 btw) so I looked at other sources. Basically some put fathers as more likely to abuse than mothers, despite women being the primary caregivers and more likely to having custody. It is also found that mothers are most likely to abuse by neglect whereas fathers are more likely to sexually abuse and contribute to fatalities through severe physical abuse. Infographics and simplistic answers are never good to base your ideology on.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Pick posted:

As a woman I actually do find men scary unless I know them really well, sorry. You're way stronger than me, as a rule.

i always feel bad when a woman has to turn me down when i text for the second date or whatever cuz after they say no i say it's cool they go aww you're one of the good ones which lets me know how often guys are fragile shitheads when reacting like a normal human to rejection makes you one of the "good ones"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pick posted:

I've never dated a man with more money than I have, and only one woman who did

Yeah but you're a Something Awful forums member, soooo...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Groovelord Neato posted:

i always feel bad when a woman has to turn me down when i text for the second date or whatever cuz after they say no i say it's cool they go aww you're one of the good ones which lets me know how often guys are fragile shitheads when reacting like a normal human to rejection makes you one of the "good ones"

Yeah, it can be pretty baffling. Some guy on an MMO messaged me after I said something in a public chat. I was polite, didn't think much of it. It took me a couple minutes to realize he was hitting on me. In an MMO. :what: So I politely said something like "I'm flattered, but I'm not interested right now." And then he goes off and passively aggressively messages me over the next half hour about who he's a great guy and it's my loss. In an MMO.

I was baffled and stayed polite, but I was thinking: "It's an MMO. You don't know what country I'm in. My age. You don't even now if I"m really a girl, or just a guy with a feminine name. I could be fat, hairy, wall-eyed, be covered in burn scars and have a penis. Why is this guy getting bent out of shape over a 'girl' he knows literally nothing about?"

:psyduck:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

Yeah but you're a Something Awful forums member, soooo...
Oh poo poo :mmmhmm:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




You think you're talking to a normal adult and then suddenly

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Facebook Aunt posted:

I was baffled and stayed polite, but I was thinking: "It's an MMO. You don't know what country I'm in. My age. You don't even now if I"m really a girl, or just a guy with a feminine name. I could be fat, hairy, wall-eyed, be covered in burn scars and have a penis. Why is this guy getting bent out of shape over a 'girl' he knows literally nothing about?"

:psyduck:

this is what desperation looks like

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

You think you're talking to a normal adult and then suddenly



Dude next to him is a true bro

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
Man I love having such an pathetic and impotent sex drive. It means I don't give two shits about women in low cut tops or their big booties or whatever. It's great, you last forever in bed, and whilst your mates are being lead round the club by their dicks you're just there enjoying some sweet rear end house music.

I'm not gay I checked i guess I must be mgtow?

a neurotic ai fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 8, 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ocrassus posted:

Man I love having such an pathetic and impotent sex drive. It means I don't give two shits about women in low cut tops or their big booties or whatever. It's great, you last forever in bed, and whilst your mates are being lead found the club by their dicks you're just their enjoying some sweet rear end house.
This is me ex cept I get turned on then start breathing heavily and turn away and look at my phone, maybe leave. is that the same thing??

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

This is me ex cept I get turned on then start breathing heavily and turn away and look at my phone, maybe leave. is that the same thing??

Yes except i do it because I've plunged a syringe of ketamine into my eye and now I'm majorly freaking out, not because of the women.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

a hole-y ghost posted:

This is me ex cept I get turned on then start breathing heavily and turn away and look at my phone, maybe leave. is that the same thing??

Same here but add anxiety sweats and high heart rate

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
You guys must take some hardcore drugs/dosages if you're breakin out into sweats.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ocrassus posted:

You guys must take some hardcore drugs/dosages if you're breakin out into sweats.
for me its the chills and I start shivering like im on a jack hammer :silent:

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Ocrassus posted:

You guys must take some hardcore drugs/dosages if you're breakin out into sweats.

No drugs just decades of awkwardness

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