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http://mrjims.pizza/about_sci.cfm i forgot how i found this, but i did |
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Who is willing to take one for the team and give MrJim their address to obtain a free copy of "The Way to Happiness"? It would probably smell of misery and suffering. As well as pizza.
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Aug 9, 2016 21:34
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they used to have commercials on tv here that featured a sentient dough mixer "doughby" alongside mr. jim himself. who knows what evangelism doughby was subjected to behind the scenes  im waiting for doughby's tell-all memoir
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Aug 9, 2016 21:40
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mailorder bees! posted:they used to have commercials on tv here that featured a sentient dough mixer "doughby" alongside mr. jim himself. I wonder if we will be more surprised or disappointed at the number of human parts used in the making of the pizza dough.
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Aug 9, 2016 21:47
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scientology has science in it but the only math they do is counting their dirty money.
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Aug 9, 2016 21:50
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I heard that on every Sunday night at each MrJim franchise they force the employees to eat the left over stale pizza dough and watch Battlefield Earth with the commentary on. |
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Aug 9, 2016 21:56
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGcwCElWo64 i can only wonder what sordid happenings went on at that commercial set
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Aug 9, 2016 21:59
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mailorder bees! posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGcwCElWo64 Anything and everything you can imagine. Any depraved act, every humiliating abuse of power and authority, the likes of which would sicken you and leave a dark stain on your immortal soul that will never go away. |
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Aug 9, 2016 22:06
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doughby tries to hide it, being the consummate professional he is, but it still comes through in his performance. this displeases mr jim.
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Aug 9, 2016 22:11
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you can tell. appearing on camera with mr. jim is destroying doughby
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Aug 9, 2016 22:12
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Does he stuff scientology pamphlets in with his deliveries instead of a menu? |
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Aug 9, 2016 23:09
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this almost feels like the start of an ARG
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Aug 10, 2016 00:04
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people who put pineapple on pizza are considered suppressive persons |
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Aug 10, 2016 00:19
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Darkman Fanpage posted:people who put pineapple on pizza are considered suppressive persons My pizza must consist of at least 20% pineapple.
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Aug 10, 2016 00:35
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Pineapple and pizza are good but remember to remove the tough outer skin before applying to pizza.
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Aug 10, 2016 01:01
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not gonna lie reading all about this pizza makes me want to try mr. jim's pie
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Aug 10, 2016 01:45
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Darkman Fanpage posted:people who put pineapple on pizza are considered suppressive persons doughby asked for it and didnt hear the end of it g r 3 days. really made that shoot super uncomfortable. theyd say cut and mr jim would just let loose on the poor mixer
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Aug 10, 2016 01:48
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And remember, Mr. Jims pizza is a family business, proudly owned by me and my wife, Debra! debra's dead, jim. she died in the fire you created trying to bake the first Pizza D'lish drat you! wait... the fire was caused by the dough exploding... you put nitroglycerin in the dough! you killed debra! and now I'm gonna kill you! *doughby whirs up his dough hooks and shuffles towards jim* of course it was the dough, jim. it was always the dough
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Aug 10, 2016 02:15
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FutonForensic posted:And remember, Mr. Jims pizza is a family business, proudly owned by me and my wife, Debra!
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Aug 10, 2016 02:17
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the long suffering mixer could only take so much
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Aug 10, 2016 02:17
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FutonForensic posted:And remember, Mr. Jims pizza is a family business, proudly owned by me and my wife, Debra! I got a delivery. The name on the box said "Debra." My wife's name... It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true... That's what I keep telling myself... A dead person can't order pizza. Debra died in that drat dough fire three years ago. So then why am I looking for her? Our "special sauce"... What could she mean? This whole pizza was smothered in our special sauce. Does she mean the roasted garlic marinara by the crust? We spent the whole day cooking that up. Just the two of us, staring at the pizza oven. Could Debra really be there? Is she really alive... waiting for her pepperoni pie?
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Aug 10, 2016 08:07
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i dont know anthing about all this scientology stuff, but if that's the secret to Mr. Jim's large sticky fingers pizza formula then count me in
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Aug 10, 2016 08:26
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HighwireAct posted:I got a delivery. Thank you for taking away that awful pizza for me... but I wish you hadn't. Even doughby said it, I deserved it... Don't pity me... my taste buds aren't worth it. Or maybe, you think you can save them? Will you roll the dough for me? Put all the toppings on for me? Bake all my pizza? That's what i thought. Give me back that pizza cutter. No? Saving it for yourself? You see it too? For me... the pizza is always like this
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the scene where pyramidhead is doing inappropriate things to the mannequins except he's wearing a baker's hat and the mannequins are pizza dough
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Aug 10, 2016 09:39
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thepiratebae.se posted:the scene where pyramidhead is doing inappropriate things to the mannequins except he's wearing a baker's hat and the mannequins are pizza dough 
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Aug 10, 2016 09:40
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Aug 10, 2016 09:41
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Darling, it looks like you got a little marinara sauce on your pretty face... oh well, I do love a woman who can cook. |
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Aug 10, 2016 09:56
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yes, it's the crust indeed.
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Aug 11, 2016 19:25
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 I'm not your Doughby.
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Aug 13, 2016 01:16
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Cult of Pizzanality. Cult of Pizzanality.
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Aug 13, 2016 01:58
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HighwireAct posted:
d...doughby. are you ok???
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Aug 13, 2016 05:40
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Cult of Pizzanalllllity. :GUITARSOLO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0&t=67s
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Look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of pizzanality. I know your hunger, I know your cheese. I've been everything you wanna piiiii Ho, I'm the cult of pizzanality.
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