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C-Euro posted:The time we thought Ted Cruz had several mistresses and cable news cherry-picked the term Cuban Mistress Crisis from a goon. the matching churchill tattoos
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nopantsjack posted:holy poo poo lol everyone missed jeb! tbh
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Zas posted:I don't know how you could fit ben carson into the format but he should be there Yesterday I saw a PT Cruiser with a Ben Carson sticker on it. I feel like that image sums him up pretty well. Although nothing really beats him missing his cue for the debate.
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Locker Room Zubaz posted:Ted Cruz's daughter crying when he tried to hug her ted cruz punching his wife in the face when hugging fiorina(?) at his concession
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Constant Hamprince posted:that time ben carson lied about trying to stab his best friend ben carson not being sure if his campaign was a mail-in scam
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:ted cruz punching his wife in the face when hugging fiorina(?) at his concession I think he was hugging his dad or something and it was a hard elbow straight to the nose
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Scott Walker explaining that his male pattern bald spot is due to hitting his head against a dresser. Diamond and Silk.
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The Koch bros' saying, "nah, gently caress you," to trump, trump saying he turned them down, and then them releasing a statement indicating precisely the opposite. Sean Hannity tearing into mainstream republicans for not bowing to trump sooner. Marco Rubio going from being one of the RNC's golden boys to "Little Marco" in the span of a few months. Sarah Palin's bizarre spoken word poetry slam stump speech for trump, which was the last time anyone tried to get her on the public stage.
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sector_corrector posted:Sarah Palin's bizarre spoken word poetry slam stump speech for trump, which was the last time anyone tried to get her on the public stage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K0sRkvX4KE
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sector_corrector posted:Sean Hannity tearing into mainstream republicans for not bowing to trump sooner. Hannity later spleen-venting all over Twitter and blaming "the media" for not holding Republicans accountable and allowing an opening for Trump.
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Constant Hamprince posted:that time ben carson lied about trying to stab his best friend The time ben carson helpfully directed an armed robber to the register at a "Popeye's organization". That story was supposed to prove he was blacker than Obama... somehow
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frankenfreak posted:Trump's face as he stood and watched, unable to stop it. Are you ready to make America great again? We all have a part in this. We all have a responsibility. Looking around at all of you, you hardworking Iowa families. You farm families, and teachers, and teamsters, and cops, and cooks. You rockin’ rollers. And holy rollers! All of you who work so hard. You full-time moms. You with the hands that rock the cradle. You all make the world go round, and now our cause is one.
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He is from the private sector, not a politician, can I get a “Hallelujah!” Where, in the private sector, you actually have to balance budgets in order to prioritize, to keep the main thing, the main thing, and he knows the main thing: a president is to keep us safe economically and militarily. He knows the main thing, and he knows how to lead the charge.
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When we’re talking about no more Reaganesque power that comes from strength. Power through strength. Well, then, we’re talking about our very existence, so no, we’re not going to chill. In fact it’s time to drill, baby, drill down, and hold these folks accountable. And we need to stop the self-sabotage and elect new, and independent, a candidate who represents that and represents America first, finally. Pro-Constitution, common-sense solutions, that he brings to the table. Yes the status quo has got to go. Otherwise we’re just going to get more of the same, and with their failed agenda, it can't be salvaged. It must be savaged. And Donald Trump is the right one to do that.
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Oh gently caress, I just remembered, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g and, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGyIy5KQeqA 
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"Trump +5 in key battleground state of Kansas"
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"(((New York Values)))". Almost forgot!
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"How stupid are the people of Iowa?" "The pyramids were used to store grain." "Melania didn't plagiarise Michelle Obama, she was quoting My Little Pony."
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sector_corrector posted:Marco Rubio going from being one of the RNC's golden boys to "Little Marco" in the span of a few months. Correction! It's LIDDLE! L-I-D-D-L-E!
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Lincoln Chafee ran in the democratic primary. You were too beautiful for this world, my sweet prince... e: beat
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