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mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

HOLY gently caress YES I HAVE EATEN HERE




UPDATING MY MICHELINSTARVICTORIES.XLS SPREADSHEET



it was good. the line was long.

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


Not a single loving shot of an actual dish? :negative:

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


MiddleOne posted:

Not a single loving shot of an actual dish? :negative:

This is Michelin desperately trying to separate itself from a well-earned image of highly rating high-end French restaurants and being less receptive to other cuisines, regardless of food quality. They don't have time to show the food, they're too busy emphasizing how wonderfully foreign the chef is, and Singapore is, and isn't it wonderful that we're not elitist Frenchy assholes actively receptive to bribery and special favors?

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Still cool for the guy.

Thanks for some of the words about Thailand. I'll do the night market thing, and it looks like I'll take a little expedition to Koh Chang. I'm going to have my 14 year old son with me, so this should be an eye opening experience for him, too.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


Mr. Wiggles posted:

Still cool for the guy.

Oh, absolutely, and I'm sure his food really is that good. I don't want to take away anything from Chef Chan at all. If anything, there are probably dozens more food carts in Singapore and throughout the world that deserve Michelin stars. The fault here is Michelin's, and the token effort they make to seem less Francophilic.

On a happier note, Las Vegas destination bar Herbs and Rye received a Spirited award for Best High-Volume Cocktail Bar in the US. It's a great place, and the reward is well deserved. Sadly this means it'll be even harder to get in from now on. :(

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH

bartolimu posted:

On a happier note, Las Vegas destination bar Herbs and Rye received a Spirited award for Best High-Volume Cocktail Bar in the US. It's a great place, and the reward is well deserved. Sadly this means it'll be even harder to get in from now on. :(

I'm going to Vegas in a couple weeks for our Americas Region Sales Meeting (the sexy, sexy life of sprits), and I can't wait to check it out, along with Lotus of Siam. Doubt I'll get any time to go places other, though this "decent coffee" situation I find intriguing, especially considering that I will be drinking heavily at Herbs by night.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002


bloody ghost titty posted:

I'm going to Vegas in a couple weeks for our Americas Region Sales Meeting (the sexy, sexy life of sprits), and I can't wait to check it out, along with Lotus of Siam. Doubt I'll get any time to go places other, though this "decent coffee" situation I find intriguing, especially considering that I will be drinking heavily at Herbs by night.

Herbs and Rye is great and you should go there, but please also go to Atomic Liquors. Their staff is equally good at cocktail making (better at improv IMO) and they deserve more discerning business than they get.

Also I recommend Chada Street over Lotus of Siam but it's a near thing so go to Lotus if you like. Both are great.

also Atomic did a Modern Times Brewery event today and they have Modern Times cold brew coffee on nitro, which might do for your decent coffee requirement depending on how long it lasts.

bartolimu fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Aug 5, 2016

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

bartolimu posted:

This is Michelin desperately trying to separate itself from a well-earned image of highly rating high-end French restaurants and being less receptive to other cuisines, regardless of food quality. They don't have time to show the food, they're too busy emphasizing how wonderfully foreign the chef is, and Singapore is, and isn't it wonderful that we're not elitist Frenchy assholes actively receptive to bribery and special favors?

so much this


the food (if they included pictures) would look at best unremarkable. it's loving chicken rice. it looks like roasted chicken, next to some rice. the shots of the gloriously roasted chicken are about as good as you're gonna get, food porn wise.

the taste though... not michelin star territory, but I mean picture any really really really good restaurant doing a particular ethnic cuisine. there's gonna be a dish that just kills it and all you can think about is that dish, and you gotta go back and have it, and why aren't you having it right now, etc. like a good pho place, or a place with an awesome schweinhaxe, or a particularly outstanding roti, or a birria... annnndd now I'm just making myself hungry.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

Mr. Wiggles posted:

I'm going to have my 14 year old son with me, so this should be an eye opening experience for him, too.

Are you trying to instill a futanari fetish on purpose, or will it just be a happy side effect?

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich
listen, since the internet has existed it has basically been a basic right of passage that you're going to have to at least consider if not graphically imagine being bent over a barrel in a dirty corner of a bangkok night market getting reamed by a thai ladyboy - we should probably be supportive of mr. wiggles' fatherly mentoring efforts.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

mindphlux posted:

listen, since the internet has existed it has basically been a basic right of passage that you're going to have to at least consider if not graphically imagine being bent over a barrel in a dirty corner of a bangkok night market getting reamed by a thai ladyboy - we should probably be supportive of mr. wiggles' fatherly mentoring efforts.

It's true. It's something I find myself considering with disturbing frequency.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

therattle posted:

It's true. It's something I find myself considering with disturbing frequency.

2003: Giada :swoon:
2016: Bailey Jay :fap:

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
In other news, I just moved in to a new apartment with a terrace. My Dad got me a small charcoal grill as a housewarming gift. It's awesome.

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib
While the meat wasn't Thai, I still wanted it inside me. It was as great as I imagined in my Internet-originated fantasies.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
Such a Nevada evening. Microbrews all afternoon, picon punch in the early evening at 1864, then gallons of cold red wine, peroni, and jeager shots at Nevada's oldest restaurant while getting filled up with ravioli and meatballs with artist friends. A+++ would so again. We even got to cover up a Sheriff Joe Arpaio sticker with a Latinos Who Lunch sticker.

SweetBro
May 12, 2014

Did you read that sister?
Yes, truly a shitposter's post. I read it, Rem.
Little background: I'm Russian and among my friends I am notorious for bashing the poo poo out of Russian cuisine because most of it is complete garbage. However, recently I decided that rather than just being a whiny oval office and making GBS threads on it. I should do my best to improve on it, so that my parents would love me or something.

Anyways, first dish:

Beef Stroganoff

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/beef-stroganoff/

Over pretty solid meal. The resulting sauce was amazing, and the subtle taste of the rum came throughout the dish. The problem lies in the carrots, and to some extent the onions. Carrots are impractical to eat, too small and the sauce makes them slipper to stab through. Throughout the meal I should be trying to hunt the pasta and beef, even the mushrooms to some extent. Perhaps puree them as part of the sauce? The problem is that I would either be required to cook them seperatly, or puree the onions and mushrooms with them. While I'm cool with doing that to the onions, since they're basically non-existent texture wise, the mushrooms provide a good contrast/break to the beef. Cut them larger and flat so they're easier to stab throught? Or just remove them entirely?

Notes: Substituted spiced rum for Brandy, I made this once before with Brandy and I've very happy with the change in flavor with this substitution. Substituted sesame oil for olive oil and thus meat was cooked at slightly lower temperature. Cooked in cast iron pan. Had some overcrowding issues with the veggies, veggies were cooked with cover on for half the time as an attempt at compensation.



Gonna make it again tomorrow with changes to resolve the carrot issue, hopefully with some feedback from ya'll as to how to do that. Also excuse my poo poo grammar, I hosed up my mise en and had to drink about half a cup of rum as a result.

SweetBro fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Aug 7, 2016

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


SweetBro posted:

Little background: I'm Russian and among my friends I am notorious for bashing the poo poo out of Russian cuisine because most of it is complete garbage. However, recently I decided that rather than just being a whiny oval office and making GBS threads on it. I should do my best to improve on it, so that my parents would love me or something.

Anyways, first dish:

Beef Stroganoff

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/beef-stroganoff/

Over pretty solid meal. The resulting sauce was amazing, and the subtle taste of the rum came throughout the dish. The problem lies in the carrots, and to some extent the onions. Carrots are impractical to eat, too small and the sauce makes them slipper to stab through. Throughout the meal I should be trying to hunt the pasta and beef, even the mushrooms to some extent. Perhaps puree them as part of the sauce? The problem is that I would either be required to cook them seperatly, or puree the onions and mushrooms with them. While I'm cool with doing that to the onions, since they're basically non-existent texture wise, the mushrooms provide a good contrast/break to the beef. Cut them larger and flat so they're easier to stab throught? Or just remove them entirely?

Notes: Substituted spiced rum for Brandy, I made this once before with Brandy and I've very happy with the change in flavor with this substitution. Substituted sesame oil for olive oil and thus meat was cooked at slightly lower temperature. Cooked in cast iron pan. Had some overcrowding issues with the veggies, veggies were cooked with cover on for half the time as an attempt at compensation.



Gonna make it again tomorrow with changes to resolve the carrot issue, hopefully with some feedback from ya'll as to how to do that. Also excuse my poo poo grammar, I hosed up my mise en and had to drink about half a cup of rum as a result.

I can't even begin to imagine what stroganoff made with spiced rum, sesame oil and carrots tastes like. Protip: do not use pioneer woman recipes, ever.

If you have a carrot issue, just remove the carrots. I've never seen a stroganoff recipe that used carrots. Here's a good article to (re-)start: http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/beef-stroganoff-rethinking-food-lab.html

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Crusty Nutsack posted:

I can't even begin to imagine what stroganoff made with spiced rum, sesame oil and carrots tastes like. Protip: do not use pioneer woman recipes, ever.

If you have a carrot issue, just remove the carrots. I've never seen a stroganoff recipe that used carrots. Here's a good article to (re-)start: http://www.seriouseats.com/2015/01/beef-stroganoff-rethinking-food-lab.html

Stroganoff with carrots seems akin to mapo tofu with peas. It's just... wrong.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

That looks pretty good to me. Except for the carrots.

Crusty Nutsack posted:

Protip: do not use pioneer woman recipes, ever.

Meh, she has some nice desserts, and some of her tex-mex stuff is pretty good. I hate her show though, she is annoying as gently caress, and she totally exploits her children.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

I'm just a down-home, country gal living the humble ranch life :)

*husband's ranching family is worth millions of dollars*

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Oh we're not eating here, let's go to the OTHER house on the property for this meal!

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
The CI Beef Stroganoff recipe was pretty great when I tried it a few years ago.

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

My girlfriend and I have been watching The Great English Baking Show or English Bake Off recently. It's one of the best cooking shows I have seen! First season is on Netflix and the rest need to be torrented from brits.

It's a great change from US reality T.V. and does a great job of just being a nice little baking competition held on the weekends in a tent by a handful of Brits. It has some educational value and a good amount of ideas for interesting bakes as well.

If you like baking, consider checking it out.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade
Great British Bake Off.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

William Stoner posted:

My girlfriend and I have been watching The Great English Baking Show or English Bake Off recently. It's one of the best cooking shows I have seen! First season is on Netflix and the rest need to be torrented from brits.

It's a great change from US reality T.V. and does a great job of just being a nice little baking competition held on the weekends in a tent by a handful of Brits. It has some educational value and a good amount of ideas for interesting bakes as well.

If you like baking, consider checking it out.

I watched an episode of that! It looks interesting and I really need to give it a thorough watching. It also looks like they're going to execute the baker with the least tasty muffins.

Rumda posted:

Great British Bake Off.

:okpos:

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Rumda posted:

Great British Bake Off.

One of the presenters, Sue, was on a program a few years ago called "The Supersizers Go...." in which her and another guy would eat for a week each episode in a specific period of English history - the 1950s, the Tudor era, etc. Hilariously funny and pretty good food history.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

William Stoner posted:

My girlfriend and I have been watching The Great English Baking Show or English Bake Off recently. It's one of the best cooking shows I have seen! First season is on Netflix and the rest need to be torrented from brits.

It's a great change from US reality T.V. and does a great job of just being a nice little baking competition held on the weekends in a tent by a handful of Brits. It has some educational value and a good amount of ideas for interesting bakes as well.

If you like baking, consider checking it out.

This show is fantastic, particularly the first couple seasons where things don't drag. The design absolutely minimizes conflict and everyone is pretty much always pleasant with each other. And the baking is great.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Aug 10, 2016

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Discendo Vox posted:

This show is fantastic, particularly the first couple seasons where things don't drag. The design absolutely minimizes conflict and everyone is pretty much always pleasant with each other. And the baking is great.

It is super awesome.

Paul Hollywood is a motherfucking predator.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


Mr. Wiggles posted:

One of the presenters, Sue, was on a program a few years ago called "The Supersizers Go...." in which her and another guy would eat for a week each episode in a specific period of English history - the 1950s, the Tudor era, etc. Hilariously funny and pretty good food history.

That show was awesome, highly recommend it. The guy was Giles Coren, a food critic, who is a right rear end in a top hat, too.

DekeThornton
Sep 2, 2011

Be friends!

Mr. Wiggles posted:

One of the presenters, Sue, was on a program a few years ago called "The Supersizers Go...." in which her and another guy would eat for a week each episode in a specific period of English history - the 1950s, the Tudor era, etc. Hilariously funny and pretty good food history.

It is indeed a great little show, and all episodes are on Youtube as well.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

DekeThornton posted:

It is indeed a great little show, and all episodes are on Youtube as well.

And Hulu apparently

I'll also throw some love to the Great British Bake Off. It's one of my favorite shows. Apparently there's an Australian one and an Irish one I plan on checking out.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

Mr. Wiggles posted:

One of the presenters, Sue, was on a program a few years ago called "The Supersizers Go...." in which her and another guy would eat for a week each episode in a specific period of English history - the 1950s, the Tudor era, etc. Hilariously funny and pretty good food history.

Supersizers is amazing, everyone should watch it.



Claret.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
There needs to be a great American bake-off episode starring midwestern casseroles.

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Discendo Vox posted:

There needs to be a great American bake-off episode starring midwestern casseroles.

I'd actually rather there not be an American version of TGBBO, casseroles or not. It would be full of unnecessary jump cuts, tense music, fights between contestants, sabotaging of other people's bakes, lame(r) jokes, overly critical and underqualified judges, needless pre-commercial break cliffhangers, and just overproduction in general.


This is better left in the hands of the Queen.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

The Midniter posted:

I'd actually rather there not be an American version of TGBBO, casseroles or not. It would be full of unnecessary jump cuts, tense music, fights between contestants, sabotaging of other people's bakes, lame(r) jokes, overly critical and underqualified judges, needless pre-commercial break cliffhangers, and just overproduction in general.


This is better left in the hands of the Queen.

Despite my red-blooded patriotism and homespun downtown homecooking attitude I gotta agree. American version would be very inferior.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

The Midniter posted:

I'd actually rather there not be an American version of TGBBO, casseroles or not. It would be full of unnecessary jump cuts, tense music, fights between contestants, sabotaging of other people's bakes, lame(r) jokes, overly critical and underqualified judges, needless pre-commercial break cliffhangers, and just overproduction in general.


This is better left in the hands of the Queen.

MrSlam posted:

Despite my red-blooded patriotism and homespun downtown homecooking attitude I gotta agree. American version would be very inferior.

C'mon, folks. There is joy to be had in witnessing Something Awful.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Yeah an American version would suck. They'd probably get some lame rear end comedian with a redneck style of comedy like Jeff Foxworthy.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

Ha, I guess we're not the only ones who make that joke.

antisodachrist
Jul 24, 2007
They tried a clone of it on CBS a few years ago. It was called The American Baking Competition. Never saw it, so no idea how crap it was.

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esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

Since cooking shows came up, shout out to Masterchef Australia for being what a (televised reality show for amateurs) cooking competition should be.

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