Nostalgia4Butts posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJaxMW6jNsU

ElMaligno posted:

What is this dogge abuse

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

he already had his own bone and wanted freddies

WarpedNaba posted:

So apparently Pit Bulls are becoming too inbred for their own good. Hey, at least they get to score outside of the family!

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

The only moral doggo is a mixed-breed doggo. Eugenicists and show dog breeders forget that going for breed/racial purity tends to lead to Hapsburgs and narcoleptic pugs. Let doggos breed with whom they please and we shall harvest their happy, healthy young.

e: for real though mutt dogs are best dogs and I will fight anyone who says otherwise <>

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

The only moral doggo is a mixed-breed doggo. Eugenicists and show dog breeders forget that going for breed/racial purity tends to lead to Hapsburgs and narcoleptic pugs. Let doggos breed with whom they please and we shall harvest their happy, healthy young.

e: for real though mutt dogs are best dogs and I will fight anyone who says otherwise <>

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

The only moral doggo is a mixed-breed doggo. Eugenicists and show dog breeders forget that going for breed/racial purity tends to lead to Hapsburgs and narcoleptic pugs. Let doggos breed with whom they please and we shall harvest their happy, healthy young.

e: for real though mutt dogs are best dogs and I will fight anyone who says otherwise <>

WarpedNaba posted:

I disagree with you.

All dogges are the best dogges.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Jehde posted:

I disagree.

Rescued mutts are the best.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

I'm trying to post a pic of my dad's black and brown alpaca with a caption of "guys the judge said my Doberman isn't up to breed standards " but imgur isn't working so you'll just have to pretend I said it.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

Also good dogs: floppy eared Dobes.

Tide posted:

Dogges are the best

Every morning upon waking they are all like hell yes I get to see my human they are the best and I get food and water and pettes and OH MY GOD IS THAT LIKE THE BEST and if I play my cards right I'll get a smooch either they smooch me or I smooch them either way doesn't matter because that poo poo is the BEST then i get to go outside and pee and poop and then its back inside on the couch or the bed who cares then they leave and you know that isn't quite the best but dude when they come home its like Christmas Easter Birthday Valentines Thanksgiving ALL ROLLED INTO ONE and holy chew toy then I get pettes AGAIN CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT then i get smooches again or give smooches and we get to hang together on the couch or throw a ball or frisbee or go for a walk or a run THEN hang on the couch then we eat or then hang on the couch some more than we go to bed the point is dude is ITS THE GATDANGED BEST.

Malek posted:

echomadman posted:

Science dogs


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...69.html#gallery

Malek posted:

echomadman posted:

Science dogs




http://www.independent.co.uk/news/p...69.html#gallery

Timmy Cruise posted:

Been lurking a long time (generally as well as this thread in particular), but I can finally contribute. Most are phone camera so sorry in advance for the quality.

Porter:



Definitely likes small spaces:





And belly rubs

quote:

Near this spot
Are deposited the Remains of one
Who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferocity,
And all the virtues of Man, without his Vices.
This Praise, which would be unmeaning Flattery
If inscribed over human ashes,
Is but a just tribute to the Memory of
BOATSWAIN, a DOG

quote:

In Mongolia, when a dog dies, he is buried high in the hills so people cannot walk on his grave. The dog’s master whispers in the dog’s ear his wishes that the dog will return as a man in his next life. Then his tail is cut off and put beneath his head, and a piece of meat of fat is cut off and placed in his mouth to sustain his soul for its journey; before he is reincarnated, the dog’s soul is freed to travel the land, to run across the high desert plains for as long as it would like.
I learned that from a program on the National Geographic Channel, so I believe it is true. Not all dogs return as men, they say; only those who are ready.
I am ready.

Tide posted:

Dogges are the best

ro5s posted:

A good dog story

Slim Pickens posted:

Fitz got a new toy.

WarpedNaba posted:

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Dogs

Epitaph to a Dog by Lord Byron posted:

When some proud Son of Man returns to Earth,
Unknown to Glory, but upheld by Birth,
The sculptor’s art exhausts the pomp of woe,
And storied urns record who rests below.
When all is done, upon the Tomb is seen,
Not what he was, but what he should have been.
But the poor Dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend,
Whose honest heart is still his Master’s own,
Who labours, fights, lives, breathes for him alone,
Unhonoured falls, unnoticed all his worth,
Denied in heaven the Soul he held on earth –
While man, vain insect! hopes to be forgiven,
And claims himself a sole exclusive heaven.

Oh man! thou feeble tenant of an hour,
Debased by slavery, or corrupt by power –
Who knows thee well, must quit thee with disgust,
Degraded mass of animated dust!
Thy love is lust, thy friendship all a cheat,
Thy tongue hypocrisy, thy heart deceit!
By nature vile, ennobled but by name,
Each kindred brute might bid thee blush for shame.
Ye, who behold perchance this simple urn,
Pass on – it honours none you wish to mourn.
To mark a friend’s remains these stones arise;
I never knew but one -- and here he lies.