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SneakyFrog posted:one liners rarely if ever loving work though. Meh our egos are pretty stupid. Yeah you can think about how cheesy they are as much as you want, but sometimes they still make you feel good. They shouldn't be the meat of anyone's game though. Trying to be quick enough to come up with some is fun though. darkhand fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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SneakyFrog posted:one liners rarely if ever loving work though. they've worked precisely once for me but the caveat there was our mutual friend came up to me and went 'hey she really wants to bone like reaaaally wants to bone like a cat in heat you game?' because I mentioned that I thought she was cute so I said 'sure' and then mutual friend said 'okay gimme 10 mins h.o' Then I saw said person give me the eye across the room and yeah. I'm sure somehow an MRA kid would manage to gently caress even that up. Walk over first thing outta their mouth 'our friend said you'd gently caress me do you like it in the butt i like turtles' and spill their drink all over her before running off in shame darkhand posted:Wouldn't it be pretty hard to reproductively outpace a species that actively enjoys the pleasure of sex also I think most species actually don't enjoy sex iirc, it's like bonobos, dolphins, humans and maybe a couple others. just as an aside Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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darkhand posted:Meh our egos are pretty stupid. Yeah you can think about how cheesy they are as much as you want, but sometimes they still make you feel good "SOMEONE CALL GUINESS WORLD RECORDS CAUSE I SEE THE WORLDS BIGGEST TITTIES"
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eh i had one work ONCE as well but i was like 18-19, and everyone was drunk as poo poo and i hit it off real well despite the massive size difference.
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Moridin920 posted:they've worked precisely once for me but the caveat there was our mutual friend came up to me and went 'hey she really wants to bone like reaaaally wants to bone like a cat in heat you game?' because I mentioned that I thought she was cute so I said 'sure' and then mutual friend said 'okay gimme 10 mins h.o' are you an anime character because that sounds like a hentai
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Hello! Do you wish to fit your arm inside of me? Merely follow me to the cab
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SciFiDownBeat posted:are you an anime character idk is it really that unbelievable? the story is just 'was at a party and my friend hooked me up with her other friend from out of town who was horny' what's so hentai about it?
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Aug 11, 2016 00:01
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Moridin920 posted:'our friend said you'd gently caress me do you like it in the butt i like turtles' I would marry a woman this line worked on
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Aug 11, 2016 00:02
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Moridin920 posted:
from what i have seen some folks find it incredulous that people on the internet especially smelly ugly basement dwelling goons occasionally fornicate.
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Aug 11, 2016 00:04
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darkhand posted:Wouldn't it be pretty hard to reproductively outpace a species that actively enjoys the pleasure of sex define "outpace" because humans have a gestation period of none months and take nearly 20 years to become sexually mature. compare to the humble bedbug which matures in two months, can lay hundreds of eggs in its lifetime, and reproduces exclusively by males stabbing females in the gut with their stiletto dicks because females evolved to have a plugged up birth canal to prevent unwanted matings but evolution is a fucker like that.
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ducks have false vaginal openings and canals for the same reason, so nature invented the spiral barbed dick. maybe thats the nice guys final form.
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confession: I am actually a giant sapient amoeba. me and my 4000 buds are trying to understand sex but we just don't get it
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SneakyFrog posted:maybe thats the nice guys final form. No, I think they have two possible final forms:  or 
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SneakyFrog posted:ducks have false vaginal openings and canals for the same reason, the body has a way of shutting that down   sorry bout the artifacts but it was a good one
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if i came $100 bills my palms would be raw i tell you hwat no nasty females would get near my golden weener either all the cum is mine
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Moridin920 posted:if i came $100 bills my palms would be raw i tell you hwat The phrase "money shot" just got a hell of a lot more literal.
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Dienes posted:I recall reading that would-be rapists would shove a stick up there first to check for penis traps, then it was business as usual. yyyeah. Figgered it was something like that in the end. Mak0rz posted:gently caress pick now now...
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Aug 11, 2016 00:27
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Again, as a reminder, the anti-rape penis trap thing was vaporware. Got a lot of press but was never actually released in the wild.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Again, as a reminder, the anti-rape penis trap thing was vaporware. Got a lot of press but was never actually released in the wild. Were it to exist, it would get banned quickly after the first few cases of prepared women consenting to sex but forgetting about their penis trap. That would certainly kill the mood.
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rgocs posted:Were it to exist, it would get banned quickly after the first few cases of prepared women consenting to sex but forgetting about their penis trap. That would certainly kill the mood. Can never be too careful!
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Aug 11, 2016 01:13
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you could probably craft one of those yourself anyway with some pvc pipes and razor wire or you could whip up a CAD model and 3d print it. nice diy project at least
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Chomp8645 posted:If this is the argument then you are just saying "literally everything in the modern world runs on men's rules because patriarchy" because modern customs (in the West) regarding almost everything originated from our patriarchal past. At that point there is no distinction between "rules" and "men's rules" in just about anything. The auto mechanic is applying MEN'S DIAGNOSTICS when he checks your car. The cable company is using MEN'S INVOICES when it sends you a bill. It's a silly argument over semantics and little else and that's besides the point that men and women today have little connection to whoever "made the rules" hundreds of years ago. I thought this was a lottery of Babylon post and I was in the idiots of social media thread, for a moment. My head didn't hurt quite as much after taking it though.
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these guys are right though just be a douchebag and youll have semanemia in no time
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SciFiDownBeat posted:you could probably craft one of those yourself anyway with some pvc pipes and razor wire That sounds just as uncomfortable for the wearer as for the one who its meant to protect them from. Moridin920 posted:also I think most species actually don't enjoy sex iirc, it's like bonobos, dolphins, humans and maybe a couple others. Growing up in Florida, I saw many a dolphin use pilings and boat hulls to masturbate. One of them used to hang around the slip where my dad kept his boat and float on his back and rub his dolphin junk on tie ropes that were hanging into or just above the water until he got off. 
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SneakyFrog posted:one liners rarely if ever loving work though. Well thats one way to tell youre ugly
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PallasAthene posted:Growing up in Florida, I saw many a dolphin use pilings and boat hulls to masturbate. One of them used to hang around the slip where my dad kept his boat and float on his back and rub his dolphin junk on tie ropes that were hanging into or just above the water until he got off. well if you think you're so smart how would you do it if you didn't have arms and lived in the ocean??
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Mak0rz posted:well if you think you're so smart how would you do it if you didn't have arms and lived in the ocean?? They should buy Sybians, those things rock. I want my own someday
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Aug 11, 2016 03:39
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Pick posted:They should buy Sybians, those things rock. I want my own someday Yes let's just submerge a 500w industrial strength vibrator in the ocean so dolphins can gently caress it lol
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Mak0rz posted:Yes let's just submerge a 500w industrial strength vibrator in the ocean so dolphins can gently caress it lol Didn't the Navy already do this?
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Mak0rz posted:well if you think you're so smart how would you do it if you didn't have arms and lived in the ocean?? rear end to mouth to blowhole with other dolphins....or just gently caress a sea anemone if you're hard up.
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Mak0rz posted:Yes let's just submerge a 500w industrial strength vibrator in the ocean so dolphins can gently caress it lol yes let's
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Didn't the Navy already do this? Yes but it did not involve Dolphins
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Mak0rz posted:well if you think you're so smart how would you do it if you didn't have arms and lived in the ocean?? Well, evidently by using a decapitated fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U
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rgocs posted:Well, evidently by using a decapitated fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvLZxG6pB6U Dolphins are hella smart, goddamn.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Several centuries of patriarchy would like to have a word with you. Eh, I think of them more as "society's rules" than "men's rules". In conservative subcultures women and girls get more shaming from other women than from men. It's the women's job to teach girls to be ladylike. It isn't like men were ever getting together in secret meetings to think of ways to oppress women. Stuff just sort of happens.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Eh, I think of them more as "society's rules" than "men's rules". In conservative subcultures women and girls get more shaming from other women than from men. It's the women's job to teach girls to be ladylike. It isn't like men were ever getting together in secret meetings to think of ways to oppress women. Stuff just sort of happens. You really haven't been paying attention to the abortion "debate," have you?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Eh, I think of them more as "society's rules" than "men's rules". In conservative subcultures women and girls get more shaming from other women than from men. It's the women's job to teach girls to be ladylike. It isn't like men were ever getting together in secret meetings to think of ways to oppress women. Stuff just sort of happens. nope
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