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I don't know if it warrants its own thread, but has anybody heard about this mother and son in Clovis, New Mexico, who were arrested for incest? Pretty weird, wild stuff.
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Aug 11, 2016 14:59
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i can't believe it's illegal to be an incestuous degenerate. what a world we live in.
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Aug 11, 2016 15:02
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So did you create this thread just for Chinatown or what?
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Aug 11, 2016 15:02
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It's pretty early. Was it a breakfast burrito?
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Aug 11, 2016 15:03
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it was a rice, bean, lettuce, and tomato burrito for breakfast
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Aug 11, 2016 15:05
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Eagerly anticipating the follow up thread fart from eating a burrito
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Aug 11, 2016 15:06
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General Dog posted:I don't know if it warrants its own thread, but has anybody heard about this mother and son in Clovis, New Mexico, who were arrested for incest? Pretty weird, wild stuff. poo poo, mom is a hard 36 Also that story reads like the plot of a lifetime movie
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Aug 11, 2016 15:08
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scott zoloft posted:it was a rice, bean, lettuce, and tomato burrito for breakfast Tomato in a burrito sucks poo poo, and there was no meat mentioned but otherwise a good rito, 88/100 burrito review
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Aug 11, 2016 15:08
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Did you film yourself shoving that beefy cylinder into your filthy mouth you goddamn slut?
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Captain Yossarian posted:Tomato in a burrito sucks poo poo, and there was no meat mentioned but otherwise a good rito, 88/100 burrito review i'm just trying to get fat before 11 am not poo poo myself
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Aug 11, 2016 15:15
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scott zoloft posted:i'm just trying to get fat before 11 am not poo poo myself Fair
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Aug 11, 2016 16:09
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Big Beef City posted:Did you film yourself shoving that beefy cylinder into your filthy mouth you goddamn slut? there was no beef
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Aug 11, 2016 16:11
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They should make a drug that stops fat absorption in the gut. Multiple people walked on the Moon but this is somehow beyond our grasp. Stupid scientists !
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Aug 11, 2016 16:21
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Celluloid Sam posted:there was no beef You might say that was my "beef" with his burrito
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Aug 11, 2016 16:25
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Captain Yossarian posted:You might say that was my "beef" with his burrito haha
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Decebal posted:They should make a drug that stops fat absorption in the gut. Multiple people walked on the Moon but this is somehow beyond our grasp. Stupid scientists ! it already exists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orlistat it gives you horrible nightmarish diarrhea becuase your shits are now full of unabsorbed fat
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Aug 11, 2016 16:28
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Guys I'm about to go get a chipotle burrito bowl with fajita, chorizo, chicken, hot sauce, sour cream and cheese.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:30
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Dave_Indeed posted:Guys I'm about to go get a chipotle burrito bowl with fajita, chorizo, chicken, hot sauce, sour cream and cheese. Sounds pretty good, go with God friend
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Aug 11, 2016 16:30
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Dave_Indeed posted:Guys I'm about to go get a chipotle burrito bowl with fajita, chorizo, chicken, hot sauce, sour cream and cheese. No bullshit like tomatoes to make it all lukewarm. pro strat bowl
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Aug 11, 2016 16:31
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Captain Yossarian posted:Sounds pretty good, go with God friend Thanks. I think God is coming but usually I bring my dog Charlie and he sits in my lap on the way over there.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:32
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Let's post deadly fart recipes: beans +egg + broccoli + milk = 
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Aug 11, 2016 16:33
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General Dog posted:I don't know if it warrants its own thread, but has anybody heard about this mother and son in Clovis, New Mexico, who were arrested for incest? Pretty weird, wild stuff. tbh this does seem a little heavy handed legally at first i was all ew but then it turns out they only just met when he was 19 and she was 36 so like yeah ick but is it really worth spending taxpayer money on? e: lol of course conservatives in the comments are going 'GOOD ENFORCE MY MORALS' (small government!)
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Aug 11, 2016 16:35
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Moridin920 posted:tbh this does seem a little heavy handed legally quoting this for future mockery
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Aug 11, 2016 16:36
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I remember my first authentic burrito. I farted for 12 hours. It was nearly continuous. It was probably extreme hunger and elevation change (just hammered out the last 9 hours of driving with a pee break and a bag of chibs). drat that was a good burrito. The farts smelled GOOD too. 
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Aug 11, 2016 16:37
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whoa what's the fuss about tomatoes? they're so good and go in just about anything.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:49
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I ate a big rear end burrito with carne al pastor yesterday, it was good
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Aug 11, 2016 16:49
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scott zoloft posted:whoa what's the fuss about tomatoes? they're so good and go in just about anything. they have a lot of water so they cool off the meat making the food cold and also they give you e coli
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Aug 11, 2016 16:52
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I'm starting to get fat from eating self rising pizzas. I still fit into my size small shirts, but if I'm honest with myself I am a medium man now.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:53
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no the tomatoes get soft and warm (giving them a delicious pop) from the hot food and weather
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Aug 11, 2016 16:54
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scott zoloft posted:whoa what's the fuss about tomatoes? they're so good and go in just about anything.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:56
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i dont understand why there wasnt bacon in that
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Aug 11, 2016 16:59
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Tomatoes belong in everything, if you don't like tomatoes you are a moron.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:59
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a hole-y ghost posted:lettuce and tomatoes et al don't belong inside the burrito wrong! maybe you're used to supermarket tomatoes. the real ones have flavor !
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Aug 11, 2016 16:59
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scott zoloft posted:no the tomatoes get soft and warm (giving them a delicious pop) from the hot food and weather chipotle even in the best of times is rarely hot. add tomatoes and it's cold guaranteed.
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Aug 11, 2016 16:59
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Decebal posted:wrong! maybe you're used to supermarket tomatoes. the real ones have flavor ! the water from hot lettuce and tomatoes makes the whole thing soggy and drip or fall apart. also lol hot lettuce it's also the two most likely things to give you food poisoning
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Aug 11, 2016 17:00
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Decebal posted:wrong! maybe you're used to supermarket tomatoes. the real ones have flavor ! Supermarket tomatoes taste fine.
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Aug 11, 2016 17:01
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Decebal posted:wrong! maybe you're used to supermarket tomatoes. the real ones have flavor !
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Aug 11, 2016 17:02
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a hole-y ghost posted:I meant raw tomatoes by the way. And a ripe banana has a lot of flavor too but that doesn't belong in there either. red bananas are really good
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Moridin920 posted:tbh this does seem a little heavy handed legally As a taxpayer I'm okay chipping in a bit to punish these people for their brazen defiance of God's will. Also Freebirds>Chipotle
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