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snoo
Jul 5, 2007




I ate actual sardines this morning :colbert:

They were the red swedish fish, yeah. It just seemed really gross. I was wary on describing it as 'fishy' but that's seriously what it tasted like.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


are actually really good.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yes. The mustard kind is nice, as well.

atholbrose
Feb 28, 2001

Splish!

The second season of The Katering Show is up on YouTube. Edit: And now there's a playlist.

atholbrose has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 11, 2016

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

atholbrose posted:

The second season of The Katering Show is up on YouTube. Edit: And now there's a playlist.

You beat me to the punch... in this thread.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbm4CDvO-A

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Shouldn't that be prophylactic ramen instead?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

atholbrose posted:

The second season of The Katering Show is up on YouTube. Edit: And now there's a playlist.

Aw poo poo finally

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Snoo posted:

I ate actual sardines this morning :colbert:

They were the red swedish fish, yeah. It just seemed really gross. I was wary on describing it as 'fishy' but that's seriously what it tasted like.

sardines are great, put them on sourdough toast with egg and love life

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

So, I saw the swedish fish oreos at the store about 30 minutes ago, and I bought them because of this thread. First off, the bag around the container doesn't have an easy-open flap so my American sensibilities were instantly violated. Next is the smell; the cookies smell like months-old gummy halloween candy. The taste is kinda nonexistent, about as noticeable as normal oreos, but with a very sharp cherry candy aftertaste. I like em actually, but I would not recommend them. 2/5

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Munchables posted:

So, I saw the swedish fish oreos at the store about 30 minutes ago, and I bought them because of this thread. First off, the bag around the container doesn't have an easy-open flap so my American sensibilities were instantly violated. Next is the smell; the cookies smell like months-old gummy halloween candy. The taste is kinda nonexistent, about as noticeable as normal oreos, but with a very sharp cherry candy aftertaste. I like em actually, but I would not recommend them. 2/5

They're all gone now, aren't they.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Butt Ox posted:

You beat me to the punch... in this thread.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKbm4CDvO-A

Welp, I know where the rest of my evening's going.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

steinrokkan posted:

Oreos are sickly sweet. There's no taste to them other than the overwhelming sweetness that lingers on the palate forever. on a related note, after hearing Americans rave about Ben & Jerry's for years, I once tried some of their ice cream with chunks of cookie dough, and getting through the dough bits was like trying to chew sugar-infused tar sludge, no edible substance should have either that sort of consistence, or taste. It also literally made me sick.

Those Prince biscuits or whatever brand is in your picture are alright.
You're the person complaining that food with a bit of pepper on it is "too spicy", aren't you.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

TotalLossBrain posted:

They're all gone now, aren't they.

Nah, I had 7 cookies. I'm supposed to be dieting but my girlfriend has had a long couple of days so we're cheating.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Haifisch posted:

You're the person complaining that food with a bit of pepper on it is "too spicy", aren't you.

How does not liking overly sweet things relate to not liking spicy things?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Munchables posted:

Nah, I had 7 cookies. I'm supposed to be dieting but my girlfriend has had a long couple of days so we're cheating.

I had a few (regular oreos) myself just to confirm what another goon said earlier - that's they're sickly sweet. I still like them.
I really do miss the Prinzenrolle cookies posted earlier. I think some Euroshops sell them around here. We have a fairly significant Eastern Europeana/Russian immigrant population here and they run a few shops. Very convenient way to catch up on the sometimes horrible, but mostly amazing snacks of my childhood.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Tiggum posted:

How does not liking overly sweet things relate to not liking spicy things?
:thejoke: is that they like really bland food, since they're stomping their feet at ice cream being sweet.

Now if you want stuff that's actually horrifyingly sweet:





Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

"Is this really what you give your body? I am a little disappointed if this is what you eat everyday."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Those pictures make me want to never eat again. I need some savoury food stat.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

I think I've got diabetes just from looking at those.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Dewgy posted:

Is there a "goon claims to be violently ill from eating normal god drat food" square on the AFP bingo card? Because there should be.

It may be normal food for you, but it isn't for my royal European stomach, raised only on the finest of offal.

Haifisch posted:

You're the person complaining that food with a bit of pepper on it is "too spicy", aren't you.

My point was originally that imported American stuff is sweeter than local alternatives (such as the cookies in the post I responded to), to the point of being unpalatable, but ok, i guess not liking particular industrial food products makes me a loving monster who can't handle the real delicate flavor of pure corn syrup. And to think i thought there could be other flavor components of ice cream and confectionery than undiluted sweetness and greasiness.

steinrokkan has a new favorite as of 08:27 on Aug 12, 2016

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Haifisch posted:

Now if you want stuff that's actually horrifyingly sweet:







Why are they eating fun-sized cookie-wiches?

HMS Boromir
Jul 16, 2011

by Lowtax
I'm bad at reading posts and The Katering Show is really good.

HMS Boromir has a new favorite as of 09:49 on Aug 12, 2016

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Haifisch posted:

:thejoke: is that they like really bland food, since they're stomping their feet at ice cream being sweet.

Now if you want stuff that's actually horrifyingly sweet:







I feel like if you're gonna commit to that kind of sugar intake you should really have a buddy system in place.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

FetusSlapper posted:

I feel like if you're gonna commit to that kind of sugar intake you should really have a buddy system in place.

No. She must go it alone. She is The Tall Fit Girl.

The Ferret King
Nov 23, 2003

cluck cluck

steinrokkan posted:

It may be normal food for you, but it isn't for my royal European stomach, raised only on the finest of offal.


My point was originally that imported American stuff is sweeter than local alternatives (such as the cookies in the post I responded to), to the point of being unpalatable, but ok, i guess not liking particular industrial food products makes me a loving monster who can't handle the real delicate flavor of pure corn syrup. And to think i thought there could be other flavor components of ice cream and confectionery than undiluted sweetness and greasiness.

Dislike it all you want. But, if pre packaged sandwich cookies actually make you physically ill and they weren't contaminated or you don't have some sort of allergy, I don't see why you're surprised to receive some harrassment from people on the Internet. Unless "literally sick" means something else in your part of the world.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Haifisch posted:

Now if you want stuff that's actually horrifyingly sweet:

"Not like this," your pancreas says, softly.

"Not like this."

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

RareAcumen posted:

Why are they eating fun-sized cookie-wiches?

It seems like her idea of storing up on carbs before/after a workout to build muscle. Most people would just recommend a whey milkshake or something like sugary cereal, but more power to her for eating what she enjoys.

***

Speaking of things people enjoy for god knows what reason:


Julias has a new favorite as of 14:37 on Aug 12, 2016

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Julias posted:

It seems like her idea of storing up on carbs before/after a workout to build muscle. Most people would just recommend a whey milkshake or something like sugary cereal, but more power to her for eating what she enjoys.


Well, yeah, that may be true, I guess. Honestly I was just shocked to see that people actually eat sweets smaller than a dryer door.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I went to the supermarket and:



I don't mind that it's for sale, I mind that it's on the impulse purchase rack and has been for years.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Julias posted:

Speaking of things people enjoy for god knows what reason:




would

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




angerbeet posted:

I went to the supermarket and:



I don't mind that it's for sale, I mind that it's on the impulse purchase rack and has been for years.

This reminds me that I encountered caramel covered raisins not too long ago.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




The Snoo posted:

I bought a $1 box of swedish fish the other day and I was really disappointed because they were coated in an oily film and tasted... fishy. It was nasty. My brother had a regular bag of them, as opposed to the box, and they were fine and not gross. :confused:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

angerbeet posted:

I went to the supermarket and:



I don't mind that it's for sale, I mind that it's on the impulse purchase rack and has been for years.

Can you take a picture of the ingredients, I wonder if it is just some herbs you are supposed to serve with snails, or if they are trying to emulate the snail itself.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

With saltines, would.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





To be fair, I don't buy the $1 sardines (king oscars), so I probably won't end up making that mistake. :v:

I'm sure the cheapo sardines taste better than my swedish fish, unfortunately.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

steinrokkan posted:

Can you take a picture of the ingredients, I wonder if it is just some herbs you are supposed to serve with snails, or if they are trying to emulate the snail itself.

It's garlic, salt, parsley, etc.

The snails themselves are canned and on a higher shelf. There's M'Lord brand and also Store Brand.

Why pay extra for name brand snails?

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Haifisch posted:

:thejoke: is that they like really bland food, since they're stomping their feet at ice cream being sweet.

Now if you want stuff that's actually horrifyingly sweet:







these all count as 1 oreo

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

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genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

angerbeet posted:

It's garlic, salt, parsley, etc.

The snails themselves are canned and on a higher shelf. There's M'Lord brand and also Store Brand.

Why pay extra for name brand snails?

My Czech grandmother makes homemade escargot all the time, oddly enough. She definitely uses this stuff, and in my opinion her escargot are divine. I like a lot of weird poo poo though. Apparently she buys the brand name because the best escargots come from Indonesia or something like that.

That being said, it is 100% not an impulse buy, and the resulting escargots are 100% anti-food porn.

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