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Fathis Munk posted:Oh man who was that (fake) girl that was also a turtle (?) and then her black boyfriend came to live with her and only spent time with her mom? e: Forgot the other one quote:Jenn here. hyperhazard has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Aug 12, 2016 |
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Someone made a very convincing argument (maybe on the F Plus site?) that that was trolling. I had wanted to believe.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 02:09 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Someone made a very convincing argument (maybe on the F Plus site?) that that was trolling. I had wanted to believe. I feel like the line between trolling and not with something as idiotic as otherkin is so thin as to basically not matter. It's all patently absurd so what's the difference
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 03:03 |
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quote:I'm a big fat guy and I lost a lot of weight recently (170lbs), but still have a ways to go before I'd be considered in shape. I go to the gym for a couple of hours and 3 times a week. I have a trainer who pushes me hard and not being able to stand because my legs have nothing left is a common occurrence. I'm getting stronger every week, but still not able to bench a lot or do an actual push-up. About 45 minutes into my conditioning I look like someone turned a hose on me and I'm gasping for air like a drowning fish. I know I probably look ridiculous as I'm going into my fourth set of 15 and barely able to lift 70lbs worth of bar, let alone clean it above my head. But I don't care what it looks like as long as I'm doing it right. Anyway, these younger gentlemen about college age (I live in a college town) made some snide comments about me and I honestly didn't hear what was said. Although I did see them laughing about it while looking at me and of course that would make me feel self conscious.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 04:52 |
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This would be believable and actually somewhat if he'd stopped at "I'm a big fat guy trying to work out, and I'm slowly getting better - the other day some dudes made fun of me and someone told them to knock it off because I was obviously making an effort to better myself" but noooooooooo. Not on the internet. He and the cougar are also not getting married, 2/10 would not read again
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 05:32 |
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I sort of wish that had happened, but nooooo
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 06:40 |
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Caught up with an old acquaintance and he added me on facebook. He's the epitome of shit_that_didnt_happen. I'd block him but this stuff is too funny to read.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 08:44 |
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kimcicle posted:Caught up with an old acquaintance and he added me on facebook. He's the epitome of shit_that_didnt_happen. I argued with someone until they stopped talking to me. I'm going to chalk this one up as a win.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 09:01 |
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kimcicle posted:Caught up with an old acquaintance and he added me on facebook. He's the epitome of shit_that_didnt_happen. He is taking his phone into the sauna?
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 09:16 |
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hyperhazard posted:
Yessssssss that's her, Jenn! I also believe she's a troll because later stiff just veers very much into unbelievable territory once her bf moves in. It is however still a very entertaining saga.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 09:36 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Yessssssss that's her, Jenn! Post it then mate, I'm on the edge of my seat here
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 10:13 |
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That muslim at the gym was getting suspiciously swole...possibly planning on adapting the personal trainers teachings for a terry training camp back in Afganistan...must be sure to monitor this one.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 10:47 |
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Bogmonster posted:Post it then mate, I'm on the edge of my seat here I did a quick google but her tumblr has disappeared I remember a bunch of that stuff got posted into an old GBS tumblr thread but that has been closed for a while and apparently I removed it from my bookmarks.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 10:56 |
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Fathis Munk posted:I did a quick google but her tumblr has disappeared Found this, I assume it's her, but it's pretty inactive.
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kimcicle posted:Caught up with an old acquaintance and he added me on facebook. He's the epitome of shit_that_didnt_happen. Do post more of their garbage in the Idiots on Social Media thread
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 12:07 |
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quote:6. I opened up the fridge and got out the jar of peanut butter intending to eat it since she said I could. Being a reincarnated Japanese tortoise is more believable and less bizarre than someone keeping peanut butter in the refrigerator.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 12:45 |
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hogmartin posted:Being a reincarnated Japanese tortoise is more believable and less bizarre than someone keeping peanut butter in the refrigerator. Natural peanut butter (no ingredients other than peanut butter and maybe salt) should be kept in the fridge to prevent the oil from separating out. Peanut butter that doesn't separate at room temperature achieves this feat by the addition of hydrogenated fats that are solid at room temperature.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Natural peanut butter (no ingredients other than peanut butter and maybe salt) should be kept in the fridge to prevent the oil from separating out. Peanut butter that doesn't separate at room temperature achieves this feat by the addition of hydrogenated fats that are solid at room temperature. Well that's the kind most people have, isn't it, the emulsified kind? Plus the people I know who use the natural stuff just keep it in a cabinet and stir it before using it, I don't know anyone who keeps it in the refrigerator. Tahini separates too, just mix it and it's fine. Now I'm discussing peanut butter storage as it relates to a story that didn't happen about a girl who either believes or is pretending to believe herself to be the reincarnation of a Japanese tortoise. ARE YOU HAPPY, INTERNET?
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hyperhazard posted:
shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: As I was doing so, I suddenly had some vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise. I think they were triggered by the Japanese food I had eaten. I wish it would fit.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 15:02 |
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hyperhazard posted:
Is this similar to that goon who got on all fours and "Meow!"ed his way out of an awkward situation?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Natural peanut butter (no ingredients other than peanut butter and maybe salt) should be kept in the fridge to prevent the oil from separating out. Peanut butter that doesn't separate at room temperature achieves this feat by the addition of hydrogenated fats that are solid at room temperature. What kind of monster are you Just mix it back together with a butter knife, do you have nor respect for toast?
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 15:31 |
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Yeah you can just mix it. I've gotten Tahini sauce before which is basically a middle eastern peanut butter and fresh it's basically 100 percent separated. Just stick a knife in there and stir and it's perfectly fine.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 15:42 |
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ElGroucho posted:What kind of monster are you It's too runny that way
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 15:44 |
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Xen Tricks posted:I feel like the line between trolling and not with something as idiotic as otherkin is so thin as to basically not matter. It's all patently absurd so what's the difference Here's a hint: "Otherkin" have always been trolls made to mock transgenderism, perhaps on several sad and rare occasions glommed on to by naive, vulnerable teenagers.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 16:20 |
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I remember the good old days of like three or four years ago when SJW was only used to describe the otherkin crazies that think they're dogs in a human body and have phantom limb pains where their tails and proper ears should be. Now calling someone SJW basically means they're anywhere more left of your politics (I've seen loving MundaneMatt, one of the progenitors of GG, called a loving SJW for chrissakes.) Also I don't know if SJW still gets word filtered and I'm too lazy to check. You can figure it out if it is.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 16:26 |
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Tracula posted:Also I don't know if SJW still gets word filtered and I'm too lazy to check. You can figure it out if it is. Nah, looks good on my end
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 16:36 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Here's a hint: That and the mentally ill. I knew someone who believed that both them and their girlfriend were elves trapped in human form. It would be almost cute, if they weren't in their thirties and gigantic shitheads.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 16:36 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Here's a hint: Well there was that one guy who got himself all tigered up. I can appreciate taking the piss out of people as much as anyone but when you're a grown-rear end man getting elective surgery to resemble the tigress you believe yourself to be, it's probably not a prank.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 17:49 |
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I feel bad for Jenn's mum.
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 17:55 |
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chitoryu12 posted:shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: As I was doing so, I suddenly had some vivid memories of my past life as a tortoise. I think they were triggered by the Japanese food I had eaten. I bet Jenn says that a lot cuz she is fat
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 18:37 |
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 19:20 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Here's a hint: Mostly teenagers man http://melted-snowflake.tumblr.com/ Dont' underestimate how dumb teenagers can get
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# ? Aug 12, 2016 19:52 |
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http://imgur.com/r/funny/ItWbTzi posted:I've been holding onto this for years, and I feel like it's time to tell this story to someone. It may seem ridiculous, but this is all true.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 00:55 |
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gently caress that guy
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:36 |
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Inception fan fiction is weird as gently caress
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:55 |
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I know we haven't had one show up in a while but i would actually believe half these "and then they burst out in Bohemian Rhapsody" stories if they used a different Queen song. We Will Rock You? We are the Champions? At least those you can have semi-decent excuses for like sporting events and stuff. Also in general, nobody bursts out into Bohemian Rhapsody and sung the entire thing, the loving song is like 6 minutes long.
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:I know we haven't had one show up in a while but i would actually believe half these "and then they burst out in Bohemian Rhapsody" stories if they used a different Queen song. We Will Rock You? We are the Champions? At least those you can have semi-decent excuses for like sporting events and stuff. Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me post
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:43 |
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Internet HARDO I'm Facebook friends with, in response to a video of a guy berating a cyclist:
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:59 |
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Decrepus posted:Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me post Beelzebub has an admin put aside for me
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Leninboarrir posted:Internet HARDO I'm Facebook friends with, in response to a video of a guy berating a cyclist: watched the video and the guy yelling is insane. Would not be surprised if he was carrying a gun just to coax dood into fighting him and then having to use "self-defense."
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