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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

I've had escargot a few times, and I can't stomach it for long. The best way to describe it is eating slick, oily rubber that tastes like whatever it's cooked with (in my case, garlic).

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



GOD

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Pineapples and sliced up rhino dick?

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild


AHHHHHHHHH

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.






























Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Somebody must hate their child to get a cake like that for their birthday.

Nemico
Sep 23, 2006

Julias posted:

Somebody must hate their child to get a cake name like that for their birthday.

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008


My mom loves to use meatloaf like playdoh to make weird AFP dinners. So I can say from experience that these came out of the oven as eldritch horrors.


(Do you have those pictures please?)

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Do any Australians ITT remember the old (Sunrice?) ad with the ball of rice that morphed in to different shapes?

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

left_unattended posted:

Do any Australians ITT remember the old (Sunrice?) ad with the ball of rice that morphed in to different shapes?

Here you go.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Wow, I didn't think to google it because I figured I was way off on the name/hallucinated the whole thing. Thanks!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



http://www.instructables.com/id/Squeez-Bacon/?ALLSTEPS

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Maybe if all bacon looked like stringy cat poo poo maybe the fad would die

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Junji Ito's into baking now!

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
I would eat the spiked cake.





Happy Birthday to you~

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Julias posted:

I would eat the spiked cake.





Happy Birthday to you~

The party with that cake is guaranteed to be amazing.

cadaver.
Oct 31, 2009

I can eat a ton of sweets sometimes and love all things chocolatey, but this type of desserts-within-desserts garnished with candy stuff always just looks like weird bulimia concoctions :(

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Julias posted:

I would eat the spiked cake.





Happy Birthday to you~



its not edible, its an art installation called cakeland

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
Volcano Bakemeat

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Mods change my name

I heart bacon
Nov 18, 2007

:burger: It's burgin' time! :burger:





Now, if you'll excuse me... I'll clean myself up and return to page 7....

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Remember to use a fancy plate.

Picnic Princess posted:

Pineapples and sliced up rhino dick?

It was supposed to be a shark steak with potatoes and some sort of creamy sauce.

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

Nemico posted:

Julias posted:
Somebody must hate their child to get a cake name like that for their birthday.

What, Maksim? Its just a Russian boys' name...

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Speaking of fads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ5Hn-5l2o4

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce


Loose corn soup, y'all!

I'm sure it tastes fine, but it looks like loose poops.

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006


Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Eponine posted:



Loose corn soup, y'all!

I'm sure it tastes fine, but it looks like loose poops.

That looks like midwestern chili

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Hamburger Soup

1 tablespoon olive oil
˝ a med sized onion, diced
1 tablespoon minced garlic
1 pound lean ground beef
1 can condensed tomato soup, plus 1 can of water
2-14 oz. cans beef broth
1 cup of corn or other canned/frozen vegetables
1 cup small pasta, cooked to package directions

Instructions

Heat olive oil in a 5 quart pot or dutch oven. Add onion and saute for a few minutes, until they begin to soften. Crumble ground beef and stir garlic into the pot with the onions and cook until beef is no longer pink. Drain as much of the grease as possible. (I use paper towels to soak up the fat).
Season beef with salt and pepper.
Stir in beef broth, tomato soup and water. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, then turn heat down to a simmer (medium to medium-low). Add the vegetables and continue to simmer until vegetables are hot,; about 6-8 minutes. Stir in cooked pasta.
Divide into bowls, garnish with parsley if desired, and serve hot.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

My mom makes something similar all the time. Same setup of tomato soup, beef broth, and water. We use browned hamburger (cooked in a separate pan) and usually kidney beans, rice, chickpeas, and solid chunks of diced tomatoes. Other additions have included onions, celery, and cauliflower. It's not exactly delicious unless you grab the spice rack, but it's serviceable and cheap.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
My flesh vitiates

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Would for both

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:same:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

I immediately recognize this as Natural Bakery Winnipeg rye bread. I have subjected that bread to all sorts of horrors. The other day I slopped a mixture of coconut curry ramen noodles/loose corn and peas on it.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

EorayMel posted:

My flesh vitiates



This reminded me of the Macaroni and Cheese Loaf they used to have at the deli when I was little.



I never got any, even though I love mac and cheese. It was just too weird.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




EorayMel posted:

My flesh vitiates



Why is that meat full of teeth? :gonk:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

This reminded me of the Macaroni and Cheese Loaf they used to have at the deli when I was little.



I never got any, even though I love mac and cheese. It was just too weird.

:ohdear: Mac n' cheese meat used to be part of my sad sandwiches, which was this meat, lettuce, onions, sub sauce, spinach and chips on a hoagie bun.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Man, I should open a Cash Crab restaurant. Hot dogs and hoagies and gnocchi, everything comes with a can of Coke. No substitutions.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
Crabbies crab house

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Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
Let me tell you how to take your gnocchi game to the next level: put some butter in a pan, melt it and put your boiled gnocchi in and sauté with garlic and broccoli, then top with pesto.

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