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UserErr0r posted:It's okay I'll revive the game when I return from Arizona in.... 3+ weeks. Ugh. i tell you, it's hell out here. you gone, zig banned, ripper quit because of ... well, let's not name who's at fault... dangerous times in GTA, dangerous times
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I've finally gotten a good recording of a peculiar "pulling effect" of sticky-bomb mechanics I've been trying to explain for a while. On a vehicle that can survive a sticky explosion, the vehicle is actually pulled in the direction of the explosion, not away from it. I'd never even noticed this until the CEO update, specifically the Cargo Vehicles. Most of the time a single sticky bomb will destroy most civilian vehicles, but the ones used for special cargo are much tougher than the regular counterparts; I'd estimate about a 400% increase in durability. This allows the Camper, VW van and other normally very weak vehicles to survive up to 4 sticky bombs before they explode. However they haven't altered the weight of the vehicles at all and you can really see the pulling effect from the second bomb in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8kM7YUABkc This is pretty much a textbook ground based crate kill too. I missed with the first sticky, hitting the rear instead of the side, but the second one is perfect, pulls the rear of the camper 90 degrees toward the side of the explosion. The next bomb goes high on the side to knock the vehicle on its side, then destroy it with bombs to the undercarriage. Unfortunately traffic that had been panicked by the explosions knocked the camper down the road spoiling a sweet smoldering corpse selfie.  edit - harbor patrol - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTicgGrjoUg taters fucked around with this message at 07:22 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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Earlier I noticed a pubbie asking for money so I put a bounty on him, and then claimed the bounty. Then he spawned a tank to kill me, so I sent a mugger who stole the tank from him. Am I doing this right?
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TSBX posted:Earlier I noticed a pubbie asking for money so I put a bounty on him, and then claimed the bounty. Then he spawned a tank to kill me, so I sent a mugger who stole the tank from him. Am I doing this right? No you're supposed to love and kiss them :-*
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I mean, if blowing kisses with a pink MG isn't love, I don't know what is.
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My new favorite way to harass pubbies is sniping them from the roof of my Lombank office and going back inside when they wise up.
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Psion posted:i tell you, it's hell out here. you gone, zig banned, ripper quit because of ... well, let's not name who's at fault... Eh?
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ickna posted:My new favorite way to harass pubbies is sniping them from the roof of my Lombank office and going back inside when they wise up. Lombank is the best, and anyone who chooses Maze Bank West has played themselves. The roof is nice and flat, with only a few steps up to the helipad, as opposed to the disgusting labyrinthine layout that West has. There's enough empty roof space on Lombank to land 2-3 helicopters or even a plane. Plus, the view is amazing.
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N is for Nipples posted:Lombank is the best, and anyone who chooses Maze Bank West has played themselves. The roof is nice and flat, with only a few steps up to the helipad, as opposed to the disgusting labyrinthine layout that West has. There's enough empty roof space on Lombank to land 2-3 helicopters or even a plane. Plus, the view is amazing. I'm glad I moved operations to Lombank, it's good. My Buzzard doesn't respawn on the roof as faithfully as it did at Maze Bank for some reason, but if I stand on the ledge and summon it, it will spawn on the helipad about half of the time
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Aug 14, 2016 17:47
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Quick clip compilation, which includes the Taco truck being used as a gang attack platform and Hugh Malone winning a long distance fistfight with...himself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh-Nctf-3QU
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Lotta surprises and belly laughs in there, Bairns. Nice edits  The fist fight looked completely normal on my screen, that's pretty awesome
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Picked up Arcadius Business Center and a medium warehouse, and after going to Benny's with my Sabre Turbo I'm now a poor who needs some cool dudes to make money with. I'll probably be on in about an hour (PS4) if anyone else is about. e: Something came up so I probably won't be on, and if I am it wont be for about 3 hours. FallinInTheBlak fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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Aug 14, 2016 20:45
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Wee Bairns posted:Quick clip compilation, which includes the Taco truck being used as a gang attack platform and Hugh Malone winning a long distance fistfight with...himself. Taco Trucked! Is the physics glitch with the tank barrel and the destructible roof reliable? Can you launch a player or vehicle in a predetermined direction of is it just kinda wherever?
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Aug 14, 2016 22:00
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taters posted:Taco Trucked! No real rhyme or reason to its reaction, though I would suspect both the vehicle being launched and it's initial position probably play a part. Haven't tested that.
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Wee Bairns posted:Quick clip compilation, which includes the Taco truck being used as a gang attack platform and Hugh Malone winning a long distance fistfight with...himself. My video game life is far too deprived of good times like this and I need to fix that soon. Still, playing that race last night being stuck on the lawn mower was the most hilarious form of torture imaginable.
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Wee Bairns posted:No real rhyme or reason to its reaction, though I would suspect both the vehicle being launched and it's initial position probably play a part. Haven't tested that. TBH, I'm really just chasing the dream of getting a tank on top of a building and firing down on the huddled masses. Or getting a tank on a yacht. edit - something just occurred to me. When the CEO content was first released, one of my small warehouses was raided by NPCs and I lost like 3 crates before I got there. I stopped running crates b/c I was effected by the bug where I got no money for the sell missions. Ever since that bug was fixed I've not experienced or even heard about a warehouse raid, and I've put an embarrassing amount of hours into this FEDEX simulator. taters fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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Aug 15, 2016 00:25
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Shhhh maybe they don't know raids are broken
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The first medium warehouse I bought got raided twice before I could fill it up, but maybe I'm just unlucky 
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Mine too, but I haven't had any since the stunt update Edit: it could be the way that I'm doing it though, I'm either running a crate or doing Headhunter or something pretty much the whole time E2: I have a pocket watch and some loving egg or something in one warehouse, I really hope that doesn't get raided 
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Aug 15, 2016 02:58
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I've spent hours on end afk watching TV as a CEO so noobs could get the passive cash and rp and never got raided once. Probably 60+ hours total.
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I've been filling and selling warehouses on both my characters and I've never been raided. Also haven't gotten a call for a special item in a couple weeks now.
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FallinInTheBlak posted:Picked up Arcadius Business Center and a medium warehouse, and after going to Benny's with my Sabre Turbo I'm now a poor who needs some cool dudes to make money with. I'll probably be on in about an hour (PS4) if anyone else is about. If you're on this evening I can help you, I'll be home doing thangs today
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Fresh of the cutting room floor, Crate 'splodin' in two parts. Be sure to stick around 'till the end for a new twist on an old favorite! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6mjxdgGO6M 
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Aug 15, 2016 17:45
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Nobody but taters wants to post anything to entertain others? I'm gone another week you sad nerds better up your posting game.
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Playing the game is sometimes better than posting about the game.
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Zigmidge posted:Nobody but taters wants to post anything to entertain others? Wee Bairns posted:Quick clip compilation, which includes the Taco truck being used as a gang attack platform and Hugh Malone winning a long distance fistfight with...himself. this page 
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Wee Bairns posted:Quick clip compilation, which includes the Taco truck being used as a gang attack platform and Hugh Malone winning a long distance fistfight with...himself. This is awesome, thanks for putting it together Sincerely, The Pilot of the Cargobob that Doomed Everyone Including The Taco Truck
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an AOL chatroom posted:This is awesome, thanks for putting it together RIP Taco truck, you served us well.
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Zigmidge posted:Nobody but taters wants to post anything to entertain others? I'm on a Gargoyle kick lately. I'll still use the hydra for sell missions and if I'm outnumbered badly, but the editor really isn't designed for the speed of the jet and you have to put like 40 markers in even a short clip to keep the camera up with the action. The gargoyle is hands down my favorite vehicle in this game. Its fast, maneuverable and brakes well. It also hops right over anything you can clear with the front tire including oncoming traffic and the freeway dividers. Plus, I feel cool when I cruise around on it and I look cool in my Crate-Hate clips. Also double barrel shotgun blasts to the face.
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Zigmidge posted:Nobody but taters wants to post anything to entertain others? 
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Driving that taco truck was one of the most spiritually enriching moments of my whole entire life and I'm grateful to have shared it with the lot of you, even the guy who blew it up.
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Zenzizenzizenzic posted:Driving that taco truck was one of the most spiritually enriching moments of my whole entire life and I'm grateful to have shared it with the lot of you, even the guy who blew it up.  Ps3 days
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Aug 15, 2016 21:42
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Hugh Malone posted:
Good ol' times...but my cat outfit is much better now tbh
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these are good posts, HughMalone, keep going coupedethrille vs windmill: https://fat.gfycat.com/SleepySolidCrossbill.webm I still don't understand how it tagged him but not me 
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titties upon the once rare, now extinct Custom Painted Sovereign
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