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Aubergine Mage posted:They keep wearing it with anime shirts. At least wear a goddamn suit if you're gonna wear a stupid hat. I'd rather they stick with the anime or button up dragon shirts. They don't understand that suits aren't appropriate for the occasions they wear them to. Plus the ones they buy are hilariously too formal looking and the sizing and cut are always way too big. Like, Original Kings of Comedy big. 
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I saw a kid today wearing a fedora, couldn't have been more than 12 years old, I wanted to tell him he's making a huge mistake with his life but I just paid for my sandwich and left and went on with my day 
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Varg posted:I saw a kid today wearing a fedora, couldn't have been more than 12 years old, I wanted to tell him he's making a huge mistake with his life but I just paid for my sandwich and left and went on with my day at that age he is likely to run in to other kids that will tell him how much of a dumbass he looks like, which will hurt his feelings but turn him in the right direction If he were 22 or 32 most people would just avoid him out of disgust and he would enable himself by networking with other insufferable assholes
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stolen from iosm FEMALE SPOTTED. COMMENCE SEDUCTION
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Mak0rz posted:found this knee slapper in the paper this morning Lmao
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Aubergine Mage posted:They keep wearing it with anime shirts. At least wear a goddamn suit if you're gonna wear a stupid hat. At least wear a real gotdamned fedora instead of a woman's trilby.
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CubanMissile posted:I'd rather they stick with the anime or button up dragon shirts. They don't understand that suits aren't appropriate for the occasions they wear them to. Plus the ones they buy are hilariously too formal looking and the sizing and cut are always way too big. Like, Original Kings of Comedy big. My main man stebe Harbey is in this picture. His book THINK LIKE A MAN TOO, ACT LIKE A WOMAN ALSO would really be good reading material for this thread.
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I once asked my ex if dudes on online dating were as creepy as people made them out to be. She sent me this: 
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If you toss out the anime button downs or my little pony shirts as a factor, another problem with the fedora/trilby wearers is that they buy such halfass discount hats and just plop them on. I have a friend who loves to wear old fashioned dress hats, and her cheapest one is a $100 Stetson. They're made of higher quality beaver felt, and they have to be reshaped regularly, but they look 100% better than all these dorks you see walking around in shapeless, soft felt caps that look like they came from a kid's Indiana Jones halloween costume. I haven't really interacted much with too many of these fedora guys irl (over here my men's fashion pet peeve is cowboy hats and tennis shoes), but if they really like the hat that much, they could buy a nice one and dress to match it, and they may not look that bad.
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Ratjaculation posted:stolen from iosm This is.... Not the very worst approach we've seen in this thread. Right notion (see woman, approach in complimentary way) but the execution leaves something to be desired
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I have a fedora I wear and it gets a lot of attention. I'm actually going to wear it next month at my brothers birthday party we're going to oktoberfest for his birthday and it's a traditional oktoberfest tyrolean
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I skimmed a bunch of this and still don't see any loving PowerPoints. Me and Thrillby are getting angry. I'd make one myself because we learn how to make the worst PowerPoints in boot camp (it's the final battle station exercise at Great Lakes) but I'm a lowly phone poster.
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Business Gorillas posted:I have a fedora I wear and it gets a lot of attention. I'm actually going to wear it next month at my brothers birthday party Hope its got a fancy feather in it.
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King of Bees posted:I skimmed a bunch of this and still don't see any loving PowerPoints. Me and Thrillby are getting angry. I'd make one myself because we learn how to make the worst PowerPoints in boot camp (it's the final battle station exercise at Great Lakes) but I'm a lowly phone poster. You can get PowerPoint on all good phones now fyi
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Ratjaculation posted:You can get PowerPoint on all good phones now fyi Don't let my boss see this. gently caress.
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Arian_Samurai posted:Hope its got a fancy feather in it. It does but I think I need a new feather it's like 6 years old
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I own one hat. It's a straw hat. It looks adorable with my garden party dress. That is the hat situation
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Moridin920 posted:on a side note make that VR program anyway but instead of nice guys a bunch of twinks with large penises (imgay) I'm sure Robert Yang will be all over that once he gets his hands on a Vive devkit. This guy  https://radiatoryang.itch.io/
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SciFiDownBeat posted:re: performance art i forgot she had a manbun CrazyLoon posted:Yea, I mean...that's just piss-poor can opening skills, even if it is spaghetti-o's. yeah, you can tell she didn't rehearse at all Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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Thats nice and all but where's the performance art of a guy stuffing his butt full of spaghetti or something and making GBS threads it out on a canvas? Whys it always gotta be women
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Zzulu posted:Thats nice and all but where's the performance art of a guy stuffing his butt full of spaghetti or something and making GBS threads it out on a canvas? Whys it always gotta be women There was that one gay dude who decided to have a live showing of him getting hosed in the butt by another dude for the first time, but he either chickened out or purposefully misdirected people and instead wrote poo poo on his body, had people cut his hair, and then invited audience members into a shack to shove bananas into his mouth while he stared at them angrily http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/19437/1/clayton-pettet-art-school-stole-my-virginity-what-actually-happened-interview also lol: quote:"Performance art is poo poo. Get a grip and pick up a loving paintbrush”.
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If performance art is just being a huge weird aggro shitheap then SA is the greatest hotbed of performance art in history
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Pick posted:If performance art is just being a huge weird aggro shitheap then SA is the greatest hotbed of performance art in history I guess the difference is that SA doesn't claim to be art or... maybe that makes it the most brilliant performance art of all???
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Tbh I consider avshaloms posting to be art, legit
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I INVOKE HAT RULE (or was that just for the AUG thread)
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You whore bitches don't DESERVE a man in a fine hat.mp4
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I own several straw trilbys but I bought them all on vacation to prevent my ears from baconing
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I've owned a few straw hats that have been beaten to poo poo and destroyed because I use them for outdoor stuff and concerts, also idgaf, so they automatically cool
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I own two hats: a black wool toque for winter and a Wilson baseball cap that used to be black but is now a nasty brown color from sun bleaching that I only wear outside the summer because I shave my head and don't want to get cancer
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i have one hat for like outdoor fl yardwork that i call the "ugly hat" it is ugly
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I have a couple of baseball caps, a stocking cap, a Chinese Communist hat, and some weird wool hipster winter hat thing that I had my girlfriend cut the weird dangly bits off of. I almost never wear any of them.
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gently caress your hats plz give me more terrible nerds
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I got a bunch of baseball caps I pretty much never wear because I apparently couldn't stop myself from buying them when I went to Disney World, and a bomber hat/trapper hat, whatever you wanna call those furry hats withe ear flaps that I wear all the time in the winter and give no fucks because my purchasing decision for it was not "Hmmm, yes, this will make me look cool" but rather "poo poo, that looks warm as hell." And it is. So gently caress you.
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Come on goons, that can't be everyone who owns a hat. Don't hold out on us.
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Travis343 posted:Come on goons, that can't be everyone who owns a hat. Don't hold out on us. I own one of those Russian ushanka hats. I wear it when it's snowing heavily enough to justify it. I also own a flat cap that one of my uncles gave me, but I never wear it because I'm not an old man. I have a luchador mask, does that count?
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I own several hats. Most are ball caps for ships I served on or political campaigns. I also have a couple of boonie hats (which are great for being outdoors), a number of military-style caps, some woolen winter caps, a brown broad-brimmed fedora, a red felt fez, and a couple of keffiyehs. Most are souvenirs.
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BOONIE HAT BEST HAT (For hiking for beach for even times when your sad ^^^  )DONOT Confuse with awful SCARY BucketHat:   
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The last time I wore a hat was a baseball cap I wore for a week in middle school because I got my hair cut too short and it looked dumber than the hat did
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