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Which religion is the best?
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Shintoism 59 9.58%
Buddhism 77 12.50%
Taoism 66 10.71%
FEAR CLOWNPIECE 414 67.21%
Total: 616 votes
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leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"
Japanese otaku don't stink near as bad as American ones do. If anything, the smell of bad deodorant will be much more prominent.

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FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010
Thank heaven for small mercies.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038




This is what happens when a bunch of Touhou nerds find a white board at the Wisconsin State Fair.

celeron 300a
Jan 23, 2005

by exmarx
Yam Slacker
you accidentally cropped out the obligatory mima

Nook
Jan 27, 2015

i can't believe fantasy maiden wars is cancelled

Space Flower
Sep 10, 2014

by Games Forum

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008


Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
Eh, she's a vampire. Couple of minutes of regeneration and she'll be right as rain.

BlitzBlast
Jul 30, 2011

some people just wanna watch the world burn
Why did her dress melt too?

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

BlitzBlast posted:

Why did her dress melt too?

Vampires disintegrating must be an exothermic reaction.

Or the dress is a part of the Touhou girl.

Rectus fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Aug 12, 2016

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

https://twitter.com/hirasaka8/status/763180828671127553

Hirasaka Makoto doujins are fun because they look exactly like the official manga and exist in this weird almost-believably-canon state.

Looks like this one just straight up takes place during the latest chapter of VFiS

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Oh sweet, he's continuing his ZUN-endorsed doujin where Gensoukyo turns into an archipelago. Features the Yakumo family in bikinis and short shorts!

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

i want to see yakumo bikinis

FractalSandwich
Apr 25, 2010

WarpedNaba posted:

Oh sweet, he's continuing his ZUN-endorsed doujin where Gensoukyo turns into an archipelago. Features the Yakumo family in bikinis and short shorts!
leather fedora, please burn down all of Ariake for me. tia.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Translations are done before the songs are on the internet

What a world

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dateless_Bar_%22Old_Adam%22/Story

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

quote:

Lately, I've been thinking: how can I maintain that eighth-grade attitude until the day I die?
If I can do that, I can enjoy sake for my whole life.

*nods*

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

WHOA WHOA

New game! Demo disc was included with Old Adam!



Gameplay!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29437314

:troll:

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

El Burbo posted:

Translations are done before the songs are on the internet

What a world

https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dateless_Bar_%22Old_Adam%22/Story

I can't believe Renko took Merry to a seedy old bar and tried to get her drunk by telling her drinking really strong alcohol is totally good for you.

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

SyntheticPolygon posted:

I can't believe Renko took Merry to a seedy old bar and tried to get her drunk by telling her drinking really strong alcohol is totally good for you.

The future really is a dystopia if common alcohol doesn't even get you drunk

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

I love Touhou's dumb dystopic future, medical science advancing so far people live so long and die so hard governments implement lifespan regulations.

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

It's literally that episode of Futurama about old people getting recycled but with more snakes.

Nook
Jan 27, 2015

I'm reporting El Burbo to the police

Meowywitch
Jan 14, 2010

a cartoon duck posted:

I love Touhou's dumb dystopic future, medical science advancing so far people live so long and die so hard governments implement lifespan regulations.

isn't there a movie about this

except the movie was dumb, because you could "steal other people's time" for some reason

Kevos Setzer
Dec 1, 2004

I can transform, right?

El Burbo posted:

The future really is a dystopia if common alcohol doesn't even get you drunk

Clearly, Merry went back in time and became Yukari so she could create a utopia where everybody can get right properly drunk.

SyntheticPolygon
Dec 20, 2013

Kevos Setzer posted:

Clearly, Merry went back in time and became Yukari so she could create a utopia where everybody can get right properly drunk.

But Merry didn't seem to care about it that much and it was Renko who complained.

filthychimp
Jan 2, 2006
Damned dirty ape

El Burbo posted:

WHOA WHOA

New game! Demo disc was included with Old Adam

Gameplay!

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm29437314

:troll:

It's nice to see that the Japanese have caught on to the Darude Sandstorm meme.

Also, the Clownpiece of poo poo segment is the most American thing I've seen.

bahamut
Jan 5, 2004

Curses from all directions!

leather fedora posted:

Comiket starts tomorrow. Hopefully I can survive day 1 so I can sell these buttons the next day.

https://twitter.com/NForza26/status/763689443148509184

So, if for any crazy reason you happen to have wound up with any leftover Inubashiri buttons after the fact, which I concede is incredibly slim since she's obviously the best button to go with, it would be my pleasure to somehow acquire one from you in spite of being several upon several thousands of kilometers away from where your buttons presumably are. She is, after all, the patron of my long-dormant RPG, and seemingly a tabletop designer/innovator in her own right. If there is an opportunity here, I would be remiss in not taking advantage of it.

Someday Momiji'll have an in-game portrait! I'm sure of it! (I am not sure of it.)

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"
They didn't sell THAT well so I certainly have extra I can sell to you for a nominal fee. If you don't have a Twitter account, send me an email to my Twitter username (as-is) at Gmail.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

leather fedora posted:

They didn't sell THAT well so I certainly have extra I can sell to you for a nominal fee. If you don't have a Twitter account, send me an email to my Twitter username (as-is) at Gmail.

I would like the stuff, but I would not like to pay money for them

leather fedora
Jun 27, 2004

The closest acceptable translation is
"die properly"
Then you better hope you get me as Secret Santa this year!

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

leather fedora posted:

Then you better hope you get me as Secret Santa this year!

I'm going to, it is my destiny

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


leather fedora posted:

Then you better hope you get me as Secret Santa this year!

What am I going to buy and how much is it going to cost

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

So you'd never guess who's a shmup fan:

https://narry.land/mthto.webm

If your first thought was "where are all the incoming bullets?" then congratulations, you're a Danmaku lifer

Pureauthor
Jul 8, 2010

ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST
No self-respecting danmaku player takes their hands off the controls in the middle of a game.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
Forbidden Scrollery 42 final draft. For what it's worth, you need an account to see anything but the latest chapters on that site, for some reason.

Golden Battler
Sep 6, 2010

~Perfect and Elegant~
Good chapter, thanks judasClarste

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Pureauthor posted:

No self-respecting danmaku player takes their hands off the controls in the middle of a game.

Have you seen half of IN's spell cards?

Nook
Jan 27, 2015

My favorite part of IN spellcards is the 10+ seconds of armor they all have

a cartoon duck
Sep 5, 2011

Clarste posted:

Forbidden Scrollery 42 final draft. For what it's worth, you need an account to see anything but the latest chapters on that site, for some reason.

I love Reimu's powerful entrepreneurial spirit.

Nook posted:

My favorite part of IN spellcards is the 10+ seconds of armor they all have

That's most spellcards since PCB though. EoSD was pretty much the only one where bosses didn't have damage reduction going on until their projectiles actually become dangerous.

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Dark_Tzitzimine
Oct 9, 2012

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/komacrochan/status/767027734195212289

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