Star Citizen: Big MoMA's House

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D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Derek: we really need a new thread title in honor of Gamescom.

Plus it has just been a long time.

Suggestions, thread?

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EightAce: May 10, 2015; Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

Hope your all watching pc gaming being saved , live
Witness the fitness

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:10

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

EightAce posted:

Hope your all watching pc gaming being saved , live
Witness the fitness

It was so amazing I had to stop watching after 10 minutes

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:12

sorla78: Oct 11, 2012; EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Chris & Erin "confirmed" by Lando to be on-site at the Press/Business area of Gamescom demonstrating to Press what's going to be demoed on Friday.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:13

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

sorla78 posted:

Chris & Erin "confirmed" by Lando to be on-site at the Press/Business area of Gamescom demonstrating to Press what's going to be demoed on Friday.

LOL.

The wankpod and running laps around an empty space station?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:15

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

EightAce posted:

Hope your all watching pc gaming being saved , live
Witness the fitness

Hey, welcome back friend!

Any interesting news to share?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:16

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

So they can't show anything new as Chris Roberts has to show it first to everyone, to the press who aren't allowed to talk about it until after the Games Com presentation thing. (though sometimes the press have published something early in the past).

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:17

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

D1E posted:

Derek: we really need a new thread title in honor of Gamescom.

Plus it has just been a long time.

Suggestions, thread?

Star Citizen: The Con-Tickle Expedition

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:16

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hA3tlz8Mgo

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:20

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

D1E posted:

Derek: we really need a new thread title in honor of Gamescom.

Plus it has just been a long time.

Suggestions, thread?

I was coming into this thread to ask if there might be any new info on Star Citizen at Gamescom.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:20

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Lando just said Gary Oldman is still attached. I guess they negotiated his pay? :gary:

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:21

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

Imagine having to watch AtV for 5 days straight.

This is what is happening. Citizens are the most boring people on the planet.

Tune in to hear amazing things like

"we'll be streaming for 5 days, we're about half way through our first day!"

"we have two key binding sheets! games change so we aren't idiots, we just didn't prep for this!"

"hey, is that Tony?? Hi tony!!!"

BONUS-

-callouts to other people standing near to Lando
-throwing things
-describing upcoming stream content
-explanations for broken/missing features
-goalpost relocation
-talking about anything but SC

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:23

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

How can this even get worse?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:22

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3xFKckFCGM

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:23

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

no_recall posted:

How can this even get worse?

When they get on to the PU and various space stations. If they do.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:23

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Is the cargo freighter carrying Ben still en route to Germany?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:24

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

I commend FDev for the hushed silence and anti hype. I hope the ED presentation delivers.

At least you don't have crobits promising ship launched fighters just to one up again.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:26

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://www.twitch.tv/twitch

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:26

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

keyboard cheat sheets

Like these??

from the days when flight sims had two inch thick manuals and a keyboard overlay.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:25

CHICKEN SHOES: Oct 4, 2002; Slippery Tilde

Tokamak posted:

Free Flight is back on for Gamescom.

I know there was at least one person who wanted to try out this poo poo show but couldn't download the client before it expired. Well you are in luck, you can play in full HD glory the game that caused a paid shill to delete his stream after endlessly whining about how lovely it is. A game that caused a popular youtuber with more subscribers than the number one fansite to stop updating out of sheer boredom. A game that is literally killing the head community manager from stress eating.... Star Citizen. So put down that copy of No Mans Sky and try out a real game, a game with nothing to do but stare at lovingly rendered spaceships.

thank you for letting me know

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:26

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

So they're showing 2.4 now, but have keyboard cheat sheets for both 2.4 and 2.5. I guess they expect to be able to patch it to 2.5 overnight or something?

That sounds like a great idea.

Someone said that it's press-only today, which makes it an even greater idea. Show the �journalists� something that works, so they can at least (incorrectly) write that� well� it occasionally works. Then let the public play a later version so as to be able to spin the story as ��but development continues and we're beyond those bugs that the first-day people wrote about�.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:26

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

It's an injustice that WTFOSAURUS wasn't invited after all the sacrifice he goes through.

e:

D1E posted:

Is the cargo freighter carrying Ben still en route to Germany?

The Demeter should be docking any day now.

MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Aug 17, 2016

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:27

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

sorla78 posted:

Chris & Erin "confirmed" by Lando to be on-site at the Press/Business area of Gamescom demonstrating to Press what's going to be demoed on Friday.

Open development.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:30

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

ZenMaster posted:

Imagine having to watch AtV for 5 days straight.

This is what is happening. Citizens are the most boring people on the planet.

Tune in to hear amazing things like

"we'll be streaming for 5 days, we're about half way through our first day!"
ave
"we have two key binding sheets! games change so we aren't idiots, we just didn't prep for this!"

"hey, is that Tony?? Hi tony!!!"

Why would they need two sheets, though? Are the keys hard-bound in the code so that they can't make it consistent between the two builds? Even if (lmao) the new version adds things that you could do with your ship, there's no reason not to just note that on the sheet or have handlers at hand who can explain to the uninitiated that this bit will come tomorrow.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:33

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Tippis posted:

Why would they need two sheets, though? Are the keys hard-bound in the code so that they can't make it consistent between the two builds? Even if (lmao) the new version adds things that you could do with your ship, there's no reason not to just note that on the sheet or have handlers at hand who can explain to the uninitiated that this bit will come tomorrow.

Because they're loving incompetent.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:33

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

It's so bad.

https://www.twitch.tv/starcitizen

They're talking about how the "ambition" is the best part of star citizen.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:35

Palisader: Mar 14, 2012; DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

sorla78 posted:

Spot the parp

https://twitter.com/sgdozer/status/765844715912716292

Space Jesus

https://twitter.com/sgdozer/status/765844764910649344

LOL at the significantly larger crowd at the twitch booth.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:36

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

EightAce posted:

Hope your all watching pc gaming being saved , live
Witness the fitness

The Mount & Blade siege video was indeed good.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:40

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Because they're loving incompetent.

Are you sure?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:39

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

In order for Chris to understand perception he would have to think there are other points of view.

Holy_shit.wav

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:41

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

D1E posted:

Derek: we really need a new thread title in honor of Gamescom.

Plus it has just been a long time.

Suggestions, thread?

Star Citizen: I can't wait to get my hands on it!

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:40

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Are they playing online or on a LAN? There seems to be a distinct lack of stutter.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:40

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Because they're loving incompetent.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Derek Smart's House of Star Citizen Obsessive Insanity > Star Citizen - Because they're loving incompetent.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:42