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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

NocnaShada posted:

I wonder if Intel is going to demand a refund after all this ...

Nah, mission accomplished. They just wanted to show that Itanium wasn't that bad in comparison to this debacle.

edit, someone post a cat or something

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Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

i counted 3 but wasnt watching it all the time.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

FrankieGoes posted:

I loved the poo poo out of that game.

:same:

gently caress Pechenga radar station and all who sailed in her.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

TheAgent posted:

remember when I got told I was a moron idiot guy who made stuff up because there was no way 2.4.1 would be shown at gamescom

lol

Anyone could have predicted 2.5 would be less playable than 2.4, also that it will be pushed live regardless. That's how every patch has gone.

Kurr de la Cruz
May 21, 2007

Put the boots to him, medium style.

Hair Elf

h3isenbug posted:

Favourite moment from the SC stream was when Brian joins the two and says to Lando "Odd... I can't see myself on the monitor" and Lando mumbles back "Yeah, the LIVE version is about 30 seconds behind..."

Also tried to open SA forums at work today, but "Category Tasteless" seems to be blocked now:


It's a fair cop... v:downs:v

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





I'll make new friends in the verse

Only registered members can see post attachments!

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Beet Wagon posted:

I'm the hosed up collision mechanics that destroy this autist's racing ship every time

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



ZenMaster posted:

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players



wow the framerate

i guess those wizards in frankfurt managed to double it before gamescom

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Beet Wagon posted:

I'll make new friends in the verse


There's a technical term for this.

#notacult

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





ZenMaster posted:

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players



If every commando here picked one glitch from SC to be, we'd still have room for every single other person who had ever heard of Star Citizen to join before we started repeating glitches

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Beet Wagon posted:

I'll make new friends in the verse



You do not loving lose friends over video games you retarded manchild. Over fake video games that will never release even less

This cult is the dumbest group of socially stunted retards ever.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
This trainwreck is absolutely glorious.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

ZenMaster posted:

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players



Nice to see a t-pose in there for good measure.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

ZenMaster posted:

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players



Does Cryengine do this or have they managed to break the only part of that engine that has any value at all to them? :cripes:

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Besides forums.somethingawful.com obviously.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

This thread is on fire, I can't even deliberately double-post

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

Actually, looks like I can

Zakutambah
Jan 17, 2007

#include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();
College Slice
Still laughing at their Gamescom build being 2.4

How broken must 2.5 be then? All whispers on the grapevine have been that's what they've been crunching for the last 2 months. Big push from above that 2.5 -has- to be at Gamescom.

And lol... there's 2.4. Oh! They have the key bindings for 2.5 though (lol at that). We -may- get to show it. If it actually compiles lol

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Wuxi posted:

You do not loving lose friends over video games you retarded manchild. Over fake video games that will never release even less

This cult is the dumbest group of socially stunted retards ever.

To be fair to that guy, the whole /r/sc discord channel was coming down off the emotional trauma of having to deal with a bunch of super-low-effort trolling.

But to be fair to the rest of humanity that guy is still a loving retarded manchild.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

ZenMaster posted:

haha i am the motion blur that does not apply to other players


lol

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Zakutambah posted:

Still laughing at their Gamescom build being 2.4

How broken must 2.5 be then? All whispers on the grapevine have been that's what they've been crunching for the last 2 months. Big push from above that 2.5 -has- to be at Gamescom.

And lol... there's 2.4. Oh! They have the key bindings for 2.5 though (lol at that). We -may- get to show it. If it actually compiles lol

and half of :reddit: is convinced they are gonna show Star Marine (supposedly patch 2.6) on Friday.

Zakutambah
Jan 17, 2007

#include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();
College Slice
Also, lol at that versioning of theirs. 2.x branch huh? A pre-alpha with a 2.x branch.

lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Beet Wagon posted:

To be fair to that guy, the whole /r/sc discord channel was coming down off the emotional trauma of having to deal with a bunch of super-low-effort trolling.

But to be fair to the rest of humanity that guy is still a loving retarded manchild.

Any highlights from the discord? Mostly tickle references I assume

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Colostomy Bag posted:

Nah, mission accomplished. They just wanted to show that Itanium wasn't that bad in comparison to this debacle.

edit, someone post a cat or something

Got you covered CB

CIG Stream catte

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

and half of :reddit: is convinced they are gonna show Star Marine (supposedly patch 2.6) on Friday.

can you prove thats not the case?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Beet Wagon posted:

and half of :reddit: is convinced they are gonna show Star Marine (supposedly patch 2.6) on Friday.

How many times did lando reiterate/refactor saying they won't show Star Marine?

Zakutambah
Jan 17, 2007

#include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();
College Slice

Beet Wagon posted:

and half of :reddit: is convinced they are gonna show Star Marine (supposedly patch 2.6) on Friday.

Fuckin' content locusts.

Star Marine is already in the game!

I sort of get annoyed sometimes when I see this pop up in comments like "Oh Star Marine is cancelled" or "Where's Star Marine!?"

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
is that it? mousing over hangar? really?

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
here's an actual demo booth

this is what you do for an actual game
https://twitter.com/sebmeyer/status/765953936973070336

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


TOP NINE LUXURY HOTELS IN COLOGNE GERMANY (in case any of you want to see pictures of Chris's suite):

http://www.fivestaralliance.com/luxury-hotels/535/europe/germany/cologne

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Barfolemew posted:

Kraiklyn (Cloud Imperium Games)

Aug 17, 16:38 BST

Hi Barfolemew,

Thank you very much for contacting us.

I am happy to confirm that I have actioned the refund for $275.00 via Paypal. This can take 5-10 working days for the funds to appear. Please note that depending on payment methods and banks used and involved, the refund process may take a maximum of 30 days to appear on your balance.

Your account has now been permanently de-activated and any referral rewards that were applied to either yourself or the referrer have now been reversed.

I hope this helps and if you require any further assistance please let us know, thank you.
All the best,

Woohoo! :boom:

That was suprisingly painless. 3 emails and a BBB complaint.

edit: I'm loving stupid to have spent this much money on jpeg spaceships...

grats u dink


but seriously grats on leaving the cult

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

TheAgent posted:

in some awesome news, planet coaster just got a release date of november 17th

frontier now has 2 full games under their belts, along with a full expansion pack

rsi has...whatever the gently caress they are streaming

pre ordered this, that is amazing news so thank you for this post!

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

TheAgent posted:

here's an actual demo booth

this is what you do for an actual game
https://twitter.com/sebmeyer/status/765953936973070336
Hah, look at all those rubes still plugged into the matrix.

No, the fact that Star Citizen has 1.5 concurrent players just shows you how exclusive it is. It's like the Rolex of games, or whatever that watch Chris bought on the company dime using his independent wealth coincidentally straight after idiots gave him $100 million.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Colostomy Bag posted:

How many times did lando reiterate/refactor saying they won't show Star Marine?

Like once per hour


kikkelivelho posted:

can you prove thats not the case?

:negative:

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Beet Wagon posted:

I'll make new friends in the verse



Can't associate with anyone who thinks I threw my money into a dumpster fire, so sorry

Considering cutting off contact with my family next

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming


Watch 4:49:00-4:50:00 of the stream and just listen to lando..









just freaking listen to him.

stinch
Nov 21, 2013

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Gamescom isn't important...



"If we had any really big reveals to do, we'd probably save them for CitizenCOn"

:lol: star marine in 2.6, they can't show anything but it's months away again. Perhaps they are trying to weed out the last of the backers with any critical thinking skills so CR can fully embrace the role of cult leader after finally realising he will never release a game.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Colostomy Bag posted:

How many times did lando reiterate/refactor saying they won't show Star Marine?

How many times have you got?

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

Beet Wagon posted:

and half of :reddit: is convinced they are gonna show Star Marine (supposedly patch 2.6) on Friday.


Top voted comment in that thread. Even if he's somehow right it's still pretty sad.

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TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
remember when backers were saying the reason derek smart was posting a lot was because he was afraid of what rsi would show at gamescom

lol

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