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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Counterpoint: Del Rio sucks

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

pressedbunny posted:

Both ADR and Paige should know better.

But by god, there is no way it is sheer coincidence that WWE caught them both on her birthday. You know they sat on both tests for a day or two, to put it out today.

And not that it is any of mine or any of our business, but it will certainly be a shame if Paige's career is pissed away (:rimshot:) because she happens to shack up with Del Rio. Her star potential is off the charts, if she can stick around for long enough.

paige seems like she makes a lot of bad decisions in general I don't think del rio is to blame here

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
I want next year's Summerslam package to include a visit from ADR and Paige and a bottle of tequila as long as it comes with a life insurance policy as well

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Spermgod posted:

lol this is all just part of Trips' weird paternalistic NXT daddy thing

THERE'S ONLY ONE PAPI, AND IT'S ME, THE GAME, THE KING OF KINGS, THE ASSKICKER, THE AUTHORITY, THE

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Sticky Nate posted:

what'd she piss for, rovert? I gots to know

Alberto Del Rio

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
it would be better for the business if wrestlers could just do whatever drugs they wanted

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Like, this easily has to be the most petty they've been since Punk and AJ

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

maybe they got the test results back today

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Brock Lesnar posted:

it would be better for the business if wrestlers could just do whatever drugs they wanted

I agree.

Scott Justice
Jul 15, 2007
Hot Justice just sounds better
This is like some Romeo and Juliet type poo poo.

"Take the adderall blanquita!"

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Alberto Del Rio
You'd think he'd try to get with Lita, then.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Do WWE still suspend people for getting too drunk?

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

KungFu Grip posted:

Do WWE still suspend people for getting too drunk?

ric flair

lita

Fawf
Nov 5, 2009

It's Me, It's Me, It's DDD

KungFu Grip posted:

Do WWE still suspend people for getting too drunk?

If they did that would explain the half empty arenas

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Wwe regulating wrestlers partying spits in the face of everything that makes wrestling great and ignores the grand tradition of the history of our gay sport.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

triple h confirmed jealous of adr

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

pressedbunny posted:

You'd think he'd try to get with Lita, then.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The_Rob posted:

Wwe regulating wrestlers partying spits in the face of everything that makes wrestling great and ignores the grand tradition of the history of our gay sport.

Depends on who's partying

You'll never see Cena suspended for drinking. Doesn't mean he doesn't drink, and he's said so himself

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Spermgod posted:

idk what's so smarky about thinking the cybergoth aesthetic isn't cool. are ppl not allowed to have their own opinions now?

If it was cybergoth they would be tubes instead of straps and some of them would be neon and he'd also wear a gas mask.

gently caress I kinda wanna see that now.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Sticky Nate posted:

what'd she piss for, rovert? I gots to know
that was leva and it was $500 of amazon wishlist items

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Chris James 2 posted:

Depends on who's partying

You'll never see Cena suspended for drinking. Doesn't mean he doesn't drink, and he's said so himself

There's that video of Umaga chopping Kenny Dykstra while John Cena drunkenly yells "UMMMAAAGAAAAA" at the top of his lungs.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

St Evan Echoes posted:

that was leva and it was $500 of amazon wishlist items

Goddamn.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!

St Evan Echoes posted:

that was leva and it was $500 of amazon wishlist items

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


St Evan Echoes posted:

that was leva and it was $500 of amazon wishlist items

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Not funny

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

There's that video of Umaga chopping Kenny Dykstra while John Cena drunkenly yells "UMMMAAAGAAAAA" at the top of his lungs.

i would drink with john cena

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
I'd drink with John Cena and then let him tuck me into bed because he can drink like 10x more than I can.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

yea ok posted:

Not funny

it's pretty funny

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
I feel like drinking with cena would be fun, but like once someone pulls the weed out he politely backs out and you don't even feel judged.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

St Evan Echoes posted:

that was leva and it was $500 of amazon wishlist items

hahaha

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

The_Rob posted:

I feel like drinking with cena would be fun, but like once someone pulls the weed out he politely backs out and you don't even feel judged.

John cena probably wouldn't even drink that much because he's trying to hang clean 365 lbs tomorrow morning at 630

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

The_Rob posted:

poo poo I want to party with ADR too.

:same:

He's probably got some good connections South of the Border.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Joey McChrist posted:

i would drink with john cena

Same

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Professor Funk posted:

John cena probably wouldn't even drink that much because he's trying to hang clean 365 lbs tomorrow morning at 630

But he would see you getting kind of sloppy and he would very respectfully walk you to the guest room and invite you to sleep there until the morning.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
So wait, is Paige the first ever female wellness pop?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Joey McChrist posted:

i would drink with john cena

I would too, if only so you could have a picture of me sitting there still on my first beer while Cena has already gone through 10 and Ric Flair on the next stool over is making a little fortress out of empty bottles of scotch.

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Can't believe Del Rio got popped for drinking Paige's roided pee

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Relationship goals

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I guess Heath Slater gets hanged from a helicopter next week.

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