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sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

DrBouvenstein posted:

That's my tattoo!! I don't know you!!!

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:39

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:50

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Nioce

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:22

Space Poodle: Nov 11, 2007

Is it Sperm Bobby Hill or Sperm Eminem?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 23:39

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

Space Poodle posted:

Is it Sperm Bobby Hill or Sperm Eminem?

It's a Bobby pin

# ? Aug 17, 2016 23:41

nostrata: Apr 27, 2007

its a Bobby pin.

beaten.
but its still funny as hell

# ? Aug 17, 2016 23:44

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

DrBouvenstein posted:

I sighed aloud

# ? Aug 18, 2016 01:29

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I sighed aloud

http://youtu.be/hm8tPYyexnY

# ? Aug 18, 2016 02:46

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Reverse Gis (and no life)

I think that this is the autograph of Bert McCracken from a band called The Used going off the hashtags.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 16:02

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Rondette posted:

Reverse Gis (and no life)

I think that this is the autograph of Bert McCracken from a band called The Used going off the hashtags.

In that case that's REALLY shittily done. Good artists would be able to do that shading where the signature guy pressed the pen lightly. It's not hard.

# ? Aug 18, 2016 16:12

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Thin Privilege posted:

In that case that's REALLY shittily done. Good artists would be able to do that shading where the signature guy pressed the pen lightly. It's not hard.

The wavy, uneven lines didn't tip you off that it's really shittily done?

# ? Aug 18, 2016 17:28

goodness: Jan 3, 2012; When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?

goodness has a new favorite as of 07:45 on Aug 19, 2016

# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:24

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

goodness posted:

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This is a quality, well-done post right here.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:08

ToyotaThong: Oct 29, 2011

goodness posted:

Aww, it has kitten legs :3:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 09:14

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

goodness posted:

I'm the nipple tumor on the hind leg.

Edit: Tail? I can't tell.

rydiafan has a new favorite as of 20:57 on Aug 19, 2016

# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:55

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

goodness posted:

Christ, Bassnectar obsessive fans are the absolute worst.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:50

ShinyBirdTeeth: Nov 7, 2011; sparkle sparkle sparkle

goodness posted:

Uh-oh, somebody's got a bad case of blobpaws.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 04:07

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

goodness posted:

I feel like this is the antipode to backpanther. Or possibly its nemesis.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 04:13

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I feel like this is the antipode to backpanther. Or possibly its nemesis.

I thought its nemesis was an expensive motorcycle and a pole

# ? Aug 20, 2016 05:05

ShotgunWillie: Aug 30, 2005; a sexy automaton -
powered by dark
oriental magic

creationist believer posted:

I thought its nemesis was an expensive motorcycle and a pole

Sick.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:08

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

The meme's not even that fresh anymore.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:13

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

dumb. posted:

Good advice. Why, I'm ripping Harambe in my heart right now!

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:15

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:03

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Is that some kind of state mandated tattoo for identifying sex offenders?

# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:02

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 11:25

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

Crosspost from the Facebook thread:

# ? Aug 26, 2016 12:52

Rhandhali: Sep 7, 2003; This is Free Trader Beowulf, calling anyone...; Grimey Drawer

I appreciate people with facial tattoos. They tell the world everything anyone needs to know about them, plainly, clearly and unambiguously. They're doing all of us a great service for which I am most appreciative.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 14:35

Beastie: Nov 3, 2006; They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.

She looks like the dude from Rat Race that got his tongue pierced.

Beastie has a new favorite as of 15:58 on Aug 26, 2016

# ? Aug 26, 2016 15:53

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

She looks like a psychopath but I guess that's what she was going for. 10 bucks says that's one of her very few tattoos, if she even has any others.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 16:56

confused: Oct 3, 2003; It's just business.

cyberia posted:

I just spent a couple of minutes trying to understand the sentiment behind this. Then I gave up.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 17:01

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

goodness posted:

It looks like that manga with the spiral eaten away in people's foreheads.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:18

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

confused posted:

I just spent a couple of minutes trying to understand the sentiment behind this. Then I gave up.

"I am okay with it if you murder me and molest my corpse."

# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:27

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

confused posted:

I just spent a couple of minutes trying to understand the sentiment behind this. Then I gave up.

She's very lazy in the sack and likes to be dominated.

I guess.

# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:27

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Mister Adequate posted:

"I am okay with it if you murder me and molest my corpse."

I think it's more. "Im dead inside, so do what you want with me."

# ? Aug 26, 2016 18:52

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

All I see is "Daddy Issues".

# ? Aug 26, 2016 19:00

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The condition of her eyes makes me even sadder for her than the tatoo

# ? Aug 27, 2016 00:39

TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

fullroundaction posted:

It's probably a semi-famous person she met's signature.

My friend tattooed over where Samwise Didier (the Blizzard artist) signed her arm one time, but she's covered in tattoos, she worked at Blizzard for almost a decade, and Samwise is pretty awesome, so nobody I know has ever given her poo poo for it. That could be because our circles are full of people who would think it was awesome rather than dumb, but still.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 01:14

DicktheCat: Feb 15, 2011

Ok Fella posted:

All I see is "Daddy Issues".

That's not fair, moms can gently caress up their kids like that just as good!

# ? Aug 27, 2016 03:34

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

TheKennedys posted:

My friend tattooed over where Samwise Didier (the Blizzard artist) signed her arm one time, but she's covered in tattoos, she worked at Blizzard for almost a decade, and Samwise is pretty awesome, so nobody I know has ever given her poo poo for it. That could be because our circles are full of people who would think it was awesome rather than dumb, but still.

Dude has an impressive amount of hair.

# ? Aug 27, 2016 04:01