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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

IcePhoenix posted:

In spite of would imply that they succeeded despite the fact that their build wasn't particularly impressive. I believe Gavok is saying that their less impressive builds were the specific reason they were getting pushed, though, which would mean that they were getting pushed because of them.

So I think he got it right.
Now that I think about it, you're right. Makes sense to push wrestlers with less-than-stellar physiques (i.e. not on the juice) when you're on trial for steroids and want to change the image of the company to save face.

Sorry Gavok!

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Aug 18, 2016

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Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Will we ever get to see Eva's big debut???

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


HulkaMatt posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet says Eva Marie got a wellness violation also.

... That would be almost too perfect.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Official announcement should be soon

Amazing

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Boom

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/766351063964352513

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

HulkaMatt posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet says Eva Marie got a wellness violation also.

what a wonderful world we live in

embrace chaos

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I hope she uses the time off to get bigger jugs.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



All Drugs everything herself

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


"All red everything herself, Eva Marie~

... has tested positive for a prohibited medical supplement and has been suspended for thirty days. Eva Marie apologizes."

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Its actually perfect timing too, because you can easily just roll this into her gimmick when she inevitably returns.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Teddybear posted:

"All red everything herself, Eva Marie~

... has tested positive for a prohibited medical supplement and has been suspended for thirty days. Eva Marie apologizes."

Gotta do it. You gotta do it. Oh my god, Smackdown, you gotta do it.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


So that's three talent suspended for wellness violations, then.

Meanwhile, a man who very publicly and very prominently just failed a drug test for performance enhancing drugs is headlining the PPV Sunday. Backstage has to be ripshit furious.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Eva Marie should come back, and then get immediately suspended for 60 days. Then get suspended again and released.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This is a great week

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I suppose technically Eva Marie's chest would be a performance enhancer, so this checks out

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Eva getting suspended is just the most perfect, logical continuation of her current booking.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

We're getting reamed for not suspending Brock. Quick, suspend everyone else instead!

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


WWE Discussion: Your Life is Sheets of Acid

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

hosed up that Eva Marie was Paige and Papi's third.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Oh poo poo, Del Rio been cheating on Paige with Eva Marie, obviously

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Jesus. The way this week is going I expect everyone except Cena, Orton and Brock to get popped for elevated liver enzymes on Sunday and held off the PPV

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tato posted:

Jesus. The way this week is going I expect everyone except Cena, Orton and Brock to get popped for elevated liver enzymes on Sunday and held off the PPV

Orton's not a part timer, he can be tested

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

hahahahahahaha
what an incredible week

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

is there even another woman on the SD roster not already in that match? lol

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Eva was taking adderall to study 90s AJPW

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


sportsgenius86 posted:

is there even another woman on the SD roster not already in that match? lol

Bring back Bayley for another one night only performance

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


lmao

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails

schweens posted:

Eva was taking adderall to study 90s AJPW

Brian Kendrick got her hooked on synthetic weed, she'll have to go to RoH to team with Matt Sydal

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Hey, wait a minute. Dave said Eva, Paige, and ADR are all on Total Divas and they're filming currently. Maybe they were all at a wild party together.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


They have to do a fakeout entrance at Summerslam. They have to, right? They announced the match, now she's suspended, they absolutely positively have to do something at summerslam to make it a handicap match or something.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Luigi Thirty posted:

Hey, wait a minute. Dave said Eva, Paige, and ADR are all on Total Divas and they're filming currently. Maybe they were all at a wild party together.

That must've been a hell of a threesome

well done, Alberto

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Maybe. Maybe Dean is literally the biggest case of right place right time ever. I'm just amused by people endlessly moving the goalposts to show that WWE Doesn't Really Give A gently caress About Dean Ambrose when he's been the strongest booked champion in probably like a year.

lol strongest booked champion? huh? let's give it a few more months man

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

all red flags everything

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Of course it's a work, they didn't use her real name.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Umbra Dubium posted:

Of course it's a work, they didn't use her real name.

I was about to question this too but they announced ADR's suspension the same way and also the link to their story page uses her real name.

Scott Justice
Jul 15, 2007
Hot Justice just sounds better
Eva Maroid

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Dean rules and has been a very well booked champion and he's absolutely dropping the belt to Styles soon. These are not mutually exclusive things.

If you don't think WWE will go for the "three WMs in a row end with the three members of the Shield raising the belt", YOU CRAZY.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Umbra Dubium posted:

Of course it's a work, they didn't use her real name.

Article linked in tweet posted:

WWE has suspended Natalie Coyle (Eva Marie)

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Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
rusev and lana's wedding must have been a banger

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