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JackBobby
Feb 26, 2016

Since they are doing horror movies for the summer reruns I really hope we get Silver Bullet. I have a lot of nostalgia for both the movie (it scared the poo poo out of me as kid) and the episode (it was the first one I ever listened too, back before I could tell the guys apart).

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Violator
May 15, 2003


JackBobby posted:

Since they are doing horror movies for the summer reruns I really hope we get Silver Bullet. I have a lot of nostalgia for both the movie (it scared the poo poo out of me as kid) and the episode (it was the first one I ever listened too, back before I could tell the guys apart).

I was just thinking that. The Silver Bullet episode really made me a follower of the show since they gave it fairly strong praise and universal recommends. I love the movie for admittedly nostalgic reasons, but I also think it's basically a perfect horror movie even if the creature effects are a little low budget.

JackBobby
Feb 26, 2016

Violator posted:

I was just thinking that. The Silver Bullet episode really made me a follower of the show since they gave it fairly strong praise and universal recommends. I love the movie for admittedly nostalgic reasons, but I also think it's basically a perfect horror movie even if the creature effects are a little low budget.

The bully kid getting wrecked in the gazebo really hosed me up as a kid. I remember they imply more than show how hosed up his corpse is, and I couldn't stop imagining how messed up he might be. Probably my first real exposure to horror movie gore/violence.

I think the Gary Busey factor means there is a strong chance we get it before the summer reruns are done.

JackBobby fucked around with this message at 17:31 on Aug 18, 2016

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
It also has death by trains

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

I really liked it too. It was one of the first episodes I heard while still on the fence. I haven't seen the film but I did read Stephen King's cycle of the Werewolf and I remember thinking this film sounds a hell of a lot like it in the introduction.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Count Chocula posted:

I'm naming aliens in No Man's Sky 'scrunts' and 'gleep glorps'. Pretty funny listening to the Star Trek ep while playing it since they have a similar plot.
How harsh are they on Jupiter Ascending? If they mock Speed Racer or Sense 8 too much I probably won't be able to listen.
Maybe I should send in my story about carrying giant cardboard JA standees home and spending a month with Balaam Abraxas watching my lounge room.


I don't think they mention either of those, and two give it a recommend because of how weird it is. I personally think it deserves the abuse, it's a conglomeration of bad choices, but it's watchable. And I like that Terry Gilliam scene.

Speed Racer is great, especially when you're high.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

DoubleCakes posted:

This prolly wasn't the intention of the WHM crew, but I really want to see this Jupiter Transcending movie. It sounds like Fifth Element-esque entertainment and I'll be watching it soon.

I've cooled off on it since the release. It's basically a trilogy's worth of material jammed into a single movie. Cloud Atlas was a lot better imo.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
They weren't talented enough to combine space opera and fairy tale. And no one cares about cgi visuals anymore.

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

It wasn't great but if you go into Jupiter Ascending expecting complete trash you'll be surprised. What's hurting it most is that it feels like it could be less plotted and 15 minutes shorter.

+5 points for dragons in leather coats.

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
I wanted to defend it because I love trippy sci-fi, but the pacing was off and their wasn't enough weirdness. I loved the Star Fox style dogfight on earth, though. It's not a bad movie by any means.

Speed Racer is one of my favorite movies ever, though, and Sense8 honestly really moved me and may be the best recent thing the Wachowskis have done. I'm so glad it has a second season.

Dmitri-9 posted:

They weren't talented enough to combine space opera and fairy tale. And no one cares about cgi visuals anymore.

Have you read the comic Saga? It does that, it's by their co-writer on Sense8, and it's awesome and everyone loves it. I think the Wachowskis are adapting it.

Count Chocula fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Aug 21, 2016

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

They certainly make divisive movies. A lot of people hate Speed Racer but, for me, it gets better each time I watch it. I absolutely adore that film.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Count Chocula posted:

Have you read the comic Saga? It does that, it's by their co-writer on Sense8, and it's awesome and everyone loves it. I think the Wachowskis are adapting it.

J Michael Stracynski isn't Brian K Vaughan.

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Jimbot posted:

They certainly make divisive movies. A lot of people hate Speed Racer but, for me, it gets better each time I watch it. I absolutely adore that film.

I didn't get the hate for Speed Racer either.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Count Chocula posted:


Have you read the comic Saga? It does that, it's by their co-writer on Sense8, and it's awesome and everyone loves it. I think the Wachowskis are adapting it.

Brian K. Vaughan had nothing to do with Sense8 and has stated that Saga wont exist as anything other than a comic because that's what he wants to keep it as.

Just to be on the flip side of things, I really disliked the Speed Racer movie, and couldn't finish Sense8.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

A while back I was doing a marathon relisten and was noting Stay Tuneds that have not been done yet. I came up with the following:

My Boyfriend's Back (mentioned ep. 15)
Your Highness (27)
Bicentennial (45)
Lost & Found (51)
Little Rascals (51)
Scream 2 (55)
Daylight (60)

Any others to add? I didn't listen to all the episodes again so I missed a bunch of Stay Tuned.

We should draw up a list and email them, asking them to review these as soon as sandwichly possible.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





My thinkmeat seems to recall Eric mentioning Retroactive - the evil Jim Belushi time travel thriller - as a Stay Tuned. I really, really hope they get to it, since it feels like it was willed into reality by the WHM collective consciousness.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
What's that one movie where the dog pisses acid?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Vosgian Beast posted:

What's that one movie where the dog pisses acid?
Man's Best Friend?

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Does anyone remember which episode the guys were making fun of John Saxton being in Enter the Dragon?

Flython
Oct 21, 2010

JT Smiley posted:

Does anyone remember which episode the guys were making fun of John Saxton being in Enter the Dragon?

I'd have to imagine it was the New Nightmare episode.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Josef K. Sourdust posted:

A while back I was doing a marathon relisten and was noting Stay Tuneds that have not been done yet. I came up with the following:

My Boyfriend's Back (mentioned ep. 15)
Your Highness (27)
Bicentennial (45)
Lost & Found (51)
Little Rascals (51)
Scream 2 (55)
Daylight (60)

Any others to add? I didn't listen to all the episodes again so I missed a bunch of Stay Tuned.

We should draw up a list and email them, asking them to review these as soon as sandwichly possible.

There's a master list that's kept updated on their reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WeHateMovies/wiki/reviewed

I think they're aware of it, they just have so many choices for each new episode.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

enigmahfc posted:

Brian K. Vaughan had nothing to do with Sense8 and has stated that Saga wont exist as anything other than a comic because that's what he wants to keep it as.

I have a weird feeling that he'd probably change his tune if a big enough pile of money were thrust at him, to be fair.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Ror posted:

There's a master list that's kept updated on their reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/WeHateMovies/wiki/reviewed

I think they're aware of it, they just have so many choices for each new episode.

Good. I am glad someone is doing this useless job properly. I rest easy.

Dr Monkeysee
Oct 11, 2002

just a fox like a hundred thousand others
Nap Ghost
I like the Wachowski's big dumb dumb bigness in everything they do and was bummed I couldn't make it through Sense8. It was a series of striking or moving scenes strung together with the wettest fart of a plot. I was whiplashed between some real life-affirming film-making and boredom.

How is such a beautiful show so boring?

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

DoombatINC posted:

My thinkmeat seems to recall Eric mentioning Retroactive - the evil Jim Belushi time travel thriller - as a Stay Tuned. I really, really hope they get to it, since it feels like it was willed into reality by the WHM collective consciousness.

That, by the way, is on Edgar Wright's list of his 1000 favourite movies. I actually think it was a solid little picture and it came at a weird time where Belushi was kind of a straight actor again (He's legit good in GANG RELATED).

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I own Retroactive on DVD :D And yeah, it's actually a pretty fun movie - by far the best part is how Jim Belushi is the same brash, aggressive, misogynistic ratbag that he always is, expect he's played as sinister and disgusting instead of the implicitly lovable life of the party. Totally worth a watch.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

DoombatINC posted:

I own Retroactive on DVD :D And yeah, it's actually a pretty fun movie - by far the best part is how Jim Belushi is the same brash, aggressive, misogynistic ratbag that he always is, expect he's played as sinister and disgusting instead of the implicitly lovable life of the party. Totally worth a watch.

That settles it, I'm calling this in for the next listener request month.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
I really like Halloween III

The villain is great and a class act, their plan is sinister and the goals beyond that are really beside the point because holy gently caress they're gonna kill millions of kids on Halloween night.
The robot/automaton people was a bit of a stretch but whatever, they're augmenting science with loving magic.

And I also wished it had a detective or at least a policeman protagonist. And could have done without the whole unlce drunky "You ever have one of these?" stuff.

MariusLecter fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Aug 25, 2016

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Pshh, not even ONE good beach? How are y'all even alive ?
West. Coast. :twisted:

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
This show was suggested to me about a month and a half ago, and i've listened to about 30-35 episodes thus far. It's fantastic, and easily two of my favorite bits were treating Fred Savage as if he was Dennis Farina in "The Wizard", and "James Bond loves eating cold Burger King" from the "Never Say Never Again" episode.

"Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat sequel works at a beachside bar making Tiki drinks when not teleporting around and calling people 'suckers' " is up there, as well.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Honestly, I think the garbage eating, art cinema loving New Yorkers from The Day After Tomorrow are underrated, and hopefully they revist them in the future.

Though I guess it's hard to compete with "Louie Anderson: Last Living Entertainer in America"

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
This is the second summer rerun they've done that mentioned Insidious and now I want to watch it again because that was such a great movie aside from it going off the rails into wacky world at the final act.

MariusLecter posted:

I really like Halloween III

The villain is great and a class act, their plan is sinister and the goals beyond that are really beside the point because holy gently caress they're gonna kill millions of kids on Halloween night.
The robot/automaton people was a bit of a stretch but whatever, they're augmenting science with loving magic.

And I also wished it had a detective or at least a policeman protagonist. And could have done without the whole unlce drunky "You ever have one of these?" stuff.

I think that a lot of the backlash was because it was a Halloween movie without Michael Myers, which is understandable since by the third installation it was a little late to try and reinvent the series as an anthology. If it had just been called Season of the Witch it probably would have done a lot better.

And I agree, it is genuinely creepy and unsettling and the fact that the main plot is so bonkers (Stonehenge!) just adds to the whole thing feeling like a horrible nightmare. The scene with that grungy pumpkin mask deflating and all kinds of bugs and snakes and vermin pouring out of what was once a kid's head is one of those images that sticks with me in the way that few horror movies do.

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7-uC0LDllM

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

MariusLecter posted:

I really like Halloween III

The villain is great and a class act, their plan is sinister and the goals beyond that are really beside the point because holy gently caress they're gonna kill millions of kids on Halloween night.
The robot/automaton people was a bit of a stretch but whatever, they're augmenting science with loving magic.

And I also wished it had a detective or at least a policeman protagonist. And could have done without the whole unlce drunky "You ever have one of these?" stuff.

Aye it's my favourite of the whole series. I really dug the Irish Celtic nationalist being motivated to commit mass infanticide because he's pissed off at the commercialisation of his heritage. I've actually met people who would agree with Cochrane.

Also

"He's saying wut? It'll kill kids? leave it awn!"

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Baka-nin posted:

Aye it's my favourite of the whole series. I really dug the Irish Celtic nationalist being motivated to commit mass infanticide because he's pissed off at the commercialisation of his heritage. I've actually met people who would agree with Cochrane.

It's probably the most understandable mad scientist plan of all time. He thinks his culture is so important that to dilute it in any way is total disrespect.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Halloween III is kind of like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, where they're making a movie about an :siren: ABSOLUTELY COLOSSALLY HUGE APOCALYPSE OH gently caress :siren: that they're trying to make for like :10bux:, but it still turns out to be kind of cool to watch anyway.

What's better, that laser through the head thing, or Alice Cooper stabbing a guy with a bicycle?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

sean10mm posted:

Halloween III is kind of like John Carpenter's Prince of Darkness, where they're making a movie about an :siren: ABSOLUTELY COLOSSALLY HUGE APOCALYPSE OH gently caress :siren: that they're trying to make for like :10bux:, but it still turns out to be kind of cool to watch anyway.

What's better, that laser through the head thing, or Alice Cooper stabbing a guy with a bicycle?

Laser through Grandma's head as she tinkers with the mask in bed, easily.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

I'll admit that I only saw Halloween 3 after I listened to the WHM episode back when it first aired, but I love it so much because it's such a high-stakes movie concept (MURDER ALL CHILDREN with so many obvious holes in the plan and such a shlubby lead.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012
My favorite part of Halloween III is how Cochrane's plan sounds like a villainous version of Iron Chef.

"Okay Cochrane, you gotta kill all the kids in America, but you only have.... a mask factory, Stonehenge, and a month's worth of prime time advertising."

"Could I have robots?"

"What? Okay, you can have like.... four or five robots. Don't go crazy with the robots."

"I can make this work."

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
https://www.patreon.com/wehatemovies


Animation Damnation is now behind a paywall as is their new Star Trek bonus show. Sadly no mention of Side Order of Sleaze.

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