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I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you. But today... Today, Im having a nice cup of tea (PG Tips) at breakfast instead of coffee.
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King of Bees posted:But today... Today, Im having a nice cup of tea (PG Tips) at breakfast instead of coffee. look at mr fancy pants here
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Aug 19, 2016 12:36
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I'm STILL stuffing freedom fries down my gullet while wearing a tee shirt that has a terrorist hunting license on it. Frenchies can kiss my beautiful white American rear end! God bless
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Aug 19, 2016 12:39
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I'm so loving American I bleed red white and blue. My doctor tells me it's a serious problem but he would say that because he's a commie fruitcake.
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Aug 19, 2016 12:43
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How big is your truck?
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Aug 19, 2016 12:47
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My grunts have the southern drall, boys.
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Aug 19, 2016 12:47
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Americans smell funny
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Aug 19, 2016 12:49
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I am not an American and i am glad of it
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Aug 19, 2016 12:50
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sofokles posted:Americans smell funny Like, "haha" funny?
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Abrahamsen posted:My grunts have the southern drall, boys. Chevy or Ford?
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Aug 19, 2016 12:50
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cnut posted:How big is your truck? My truck balls are bigger than your Prius, commie
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Aug 19, 2016 12:52
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My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road.
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Aug 19, 2016 12:53
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Applewhite posted:My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road. Lol
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Aug 19, 2016 12:55
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Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans?
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Aug 19, 2016 12:57
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Quote-Unquote posted:Is it true that the average American owns more guns than there are Americans? Yes
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Aug 19, 2016 12:58
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Applewhite posted:Like, "haha" funny? More like hahahahoohahoha
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Aug 19, 2016 12:58
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Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful!
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Aug 19, 2016 13:00
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King of Bees posted:My truck balls are bigger than your Prius, commie I don't have a vehicle of any type and I love truck nutz!
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Aug 19, 2016 13:02
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Quote-Unquote posted:Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful! Are you some kind of gun control froot loop?
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cnut posted:I don't have a vehicle of any type and I love truck nutz! I like your attitude. Get a truck asap!
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Aug 19, 2016 13:03
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my idea of a salad is pasta and mayonnaise
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Aug 19, 2016 13:04
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Quote-Unquote posted:Wow that is a lot of guns!! Please be careful! Look at dis here Lefty LIBERAL nutJOB!
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Aug 19, 2016 13:04
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:my idea of a salad is pasta and mayonnaise Mine too
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Aug 19, 2016 13:05
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i saw the most american man in the america in an east coast american suburban parking lot on my visit to the country of america - balding, obese white male in his late 50s - military industrial complex promotional cap don't remember whether it was the marines or the iar force or a generic bless are tropes hat - oversized (even for someone as fat as him) stars and stripes w/ bald eagle t-shirt - cargo shorts - flipflops with white tennis socks - a huge rear end off-road suv you probably don't need in the suburbs unless you work in a mountain shack - inability to walk a couple of meters without catching his breath e: oh he also had a pedo mustache and flip-up sun glasses almost forgot
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how much do u weigh op?
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Aug 19, 2016 13:11
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soccer ain't a sport like golf or nascar
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Aug 19, 2016 13:12
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generative grammer posted:i saw the most american man in the america in an east coast american suburban parking lot on my visit to the country of america On a scale of commie to freedom how inspired were you? 
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goatse.cx haver posted:how much do u weigh op? It depends on the amount of bald eagles on my shoulders
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AMERICA
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:soccer ain't a sport like golf or nascar People in other countries don't even know what real football is.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:17
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King of Bees posted:Are you some kind of gun control froot loop? No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it!
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Quote-Unquote posted:No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it! Oh okay. Thanks!
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Quote-Unquote posted:No those two sentences were unrelated; I was saying "wow that is a lot of guns" because 300,000,000 is quite a big number and I was saying "please be careful" because you're drinking tea and it could scald you if you spilled it! watch yourself boy
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Aug 19, 2016 13:23
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Applewhite posted:My truck not only has balls, but a big penis that drags on the road. See what happens when you try to ghost ride the whip?
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Aug 19, 2016 13:24
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You claim you are "As American as gently caress" but gently caress is a germanic word, so what you're trying to say is you're not American at all but you are, in fact, a German?
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Aug 19, 2016 13:55
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Kitchner posted:You claim you are "As American as gently caress" but gently caress is a germanic word, so what you're trying to say is you're not American at all but you are, in fact, a German? No Brits allowed, gently caress off Kitchner
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Aug 19, 2016 13:57
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I wear truck nutz on my belt, in the backside.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:59
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going to wawa for my daily greasy sandwich that pretends to be a viable breakfast food
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King of Bees posted:On a scale of commie to freedom how inspired were you? my jaw doubled in size and my hair turned into a buzzcut
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