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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

AngryBooch posted:

Ya'll making me want to re-watch Ladyhawke which I know I'm gonna regret.

The music alone makes it worth a viewing.

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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Lounge Lizards

The Las Vegas Elope

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Las Vegas Craps or go home

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
they should be The Chips

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer

This is cool and I hope the creator picks it.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
I hope this trial balloon leak poo poo backfires and a better name is picked

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
The Black Knights would have been fine, now we'll get something much worse.

toe knee hand
Jun 20, 2012

HANSEN ON A BREAKAWAY

HONEY BADGER DON'T SCORE
Maybe this means they're going to force the Blackhawks to switch to something less racist.

Ha ha, yea right.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada#State_symbols

The Las Vegas Mountain Bluebirds!

The Las Vegas Desert Tortoises!

The Las Vegas Single-Leaf Pinyon Pine!

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I'm down for a turtle-based team.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
All propsed names are ultra bland.

I expected more.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Seriously though, why are they not being called the Las Vegas Knights? Do people hate puns THAT much?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

OldSenileGuy posted:

Seriously though, why are they not being called the Las Vegas Knights? Do people hate puns THAT much?

they have the london knights in canada and apparently they can't make it work financially/legally/whatever

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
The Las Vegas Jack Blacks

It references gambling, a terrible actor and will foretell how terrible the team will be. It can do no wrong!

dogstile fucked around with this message at 13:17 on Aug 12, 2016

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Who's the next big name in juniors? Would he become their Pick Of Destiny?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
If they ended up with a Norris candidate you could call it...Tenacious D.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

OldSenileGuy posted:

Seriously though, why are they not being called the Las Vegas Knights? Do people hate puns THAT much?

Las Vegas bad puns

Logo is a hawk wearing sunglasses

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
The Las Vegas Chicken Hawks

The Las Vegas Hockey Hawks or just Hawkeys

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Stretch Marx posted:

The Las Vegas Hockey Hawks or just Hawkeys

Yeeesssss - we need a second team in the league with a purposefully misspelled name like the leafs :hawksin:

FrenzyTheKillbot
Jan 31, 2008

Good Hustle
I can't get over how perfect and simple the name Aces is, and yet apparently the league vetoed it.

It also just struck me the other day how bizarre it is that the league will have a number of teams that's a prime number. Like, even going nuts with realignment maps, there is no possible way to get balanced conferences/divisions.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

FrenzyTheKillbot posted:

I can't get over how perfect and simple the name Aces is, and yet apparently the league vetoed it.

It also just struck me the other day how bizarre it is that the league will have a number of teams that's a prime number. Like, even going nuts with realignment maps, there is no possible way to get balanced conferences/divisions.

Well, you know, when Seattle finally gets a team it'll balance out the conferences. So that will be, what, 2045?

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
E: ^^^^^ - around the time of the inevitable heat death of the universe



Man if only there were another city, maybe, say, in that big blank chunk under Vancouver, who could get their poo poo together and become the league's 32nd team but lol :shrug:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


The Creator has 1000 albums and none of them are Eazy.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Based in Nevada. A dark gray that's almost black, with a pale gold highlights, for the colors (based on their website). And "Nighthawks" is one of the possible names?

Logo's going to be an F-117 Nighthawk because it checks all those boxes too.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Sash! posted:

Based in Nevada. A dark gray that's almost black, with a pale gold highlights, for the colors (based on their website). And "Nighthawks" is one of the possible names?

Logo's going to be an F-117 Nighthawk because it checks all those boxes too.

There should also be a team called the Yugoslav Colonels then.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


yellowcar posted:

There should also be a team called the Yugoslav Colonels then.

Their colors would have to be garish camo.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 9 days!)

Albino Squirrel posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada#State_symbols

The Las Vegas Mountain Bluebirds!

The Las Vegas Desert Tortoises!

The Las Vegas Single-Leaf Pinyon Pine!

Bluebirds is a good team name and you have your colors already sorted.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Sash! posted:

Their colors would have to be garish camo.

Hey hey everybody, come on down to the Super Center as the Yugoslav Colonels play against the Las Vegas Nighthawks. It's Croat, Slovene, and Bosnian night! Don't ask why!

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Aug 14, 2016

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Sash! posted:

Their colors would have to be garish camo.

I disagree.
Colours should be solid like a mid-80s Adidas tracksuit.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Schlesische posted:

I disagree.
Colours uniforms should be a mid-80s Adidas tracksuit.

^^ fixed

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bring back Cooperalls and we're in business.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



For real though anyone who would call himself "The Creator" or allow himself to be called that in seriousness is a loving idiot.

An absolute ham-and-egger dumbass jamoke.

A god damned trash bag.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Stretch Marx posted:

The Las Vegas Chicken Hawks

Make their mascot this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henery_Hawk

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Neodoomium posted:

For real though anyone who would call himself "The Creator" or allow himself to be called that in seriousness is a loving idiot.

An absolute ham-and-egger dumbass jamoke.

A god damned trash bag.

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
The Las Vegas Aces Apes.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Neodoomium posted:

For real though anyone who would call himself "The Creator" or allow himself to be called that in seriousness is a loving idiot.

An absolute ham-and-egger dumbass jamoke.

A god damned trash bag.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



https://twitter.com/J15Emerson/status/768867898789990400

:effort:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
This is dumb. Every week there's a new report that a different name is the frontrunner/unofficial choice. They're all just making poo poo up.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Desert (K)Nights is the best one out of the given options.

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Mike_V posted:

Desert (K)Nights is the best one out of the given options.

I actually agree but I 100% think this guy is making it up or listening to someone who thought it was funny to lie to him for twenty bucks.

Also if "Black Knights" somehow is a trademark issue with the London Knights I don't see how Desert Knights will go over any better.

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