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Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

A ticklish (and loud) cat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_OQcHj54Tw

# ? Aug 19, 2016 10:32

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:07

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Jagged Jim posted:

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/766459345907298305

Can't they just give him a bowl of water?

# ? Aug 19, 2016 10:50

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Here is a cat practicing his cat-fu against a gang of puppies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBRC8BP66aU

# ? Aug 19, 2016 13:34

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:14

ChickenWing: Jul 22, 2010

Every time I see a panting cat I worry because the internet told me that cats only pant when they're severely distressed or dehydrated.

My cats do it every time they have to go on a car ride and it makes me sad :<

# ? Aug 19, 2016 14:56

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

ChickenWing posted:

Every time I see a panting cat I worry because the internet told me that cats only pant when they're severely distressed or dehydrated.

My cats do it every time they have to go on a car ride and it makes me sad :<

People literally make poo poo up to ruin cute pictures.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:16

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

People literally make poo poo up to ruin cute pictures.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don�t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They�ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:17

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

My old cat had a huge overbite and his tongue would flop out half the time and he wouldnt notice untill i booped it and then he gave me that annoyed "motherfucker who the gently caress you loving with " look and put his tongue away.

The internet is stupid, i dunno why anyone would talk to weird rear end people there

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:18

ChickenWing: Jul 22, 2010

Blue Footed Booby posted:

People literally make poo poo up to ruin cute pictures.

well like my cats pant and cry in the car so it's at least partly true

seriously if you google "panting cat" you get a whole lot of articles about how your cat is very unhappy

this of course runs completely contrary to all of the perfectly happy cats that pant because they are weird or were raised with dogs, but google is bad at showing you the happy articles which is bad because panting cats are cute af :3:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:34

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

My cat pants from excitement when we play fetch. He also wags his tail vigorously. He apparently thinks he's a dog.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 15:45

Dragonwagon: Mar 28, 2010; And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

So we're posting cats that are dogs? ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY

# ? Aug 19, 2016 17:58

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

RareAcumen posted:

This is a masterclass dad joke.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:30

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:15

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

RareAcumen posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:26

Nuebot: Feb 18, 2013; The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

ChickenWing posted:

Every time I see a panting cat I worry because the internet told me that cats only pant when they're severely distressed or dehydrated.

My cats do it every time they have to go on a car ride and it makes me sad :<

Mine used to do it after he'd run around in circles chasing after a laser pointer, or his tail. Once you got him going he'd just keep going, I think he'd forget why he was running in circles until he got tired. He's not dead or anything. :shrug:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:36

Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Good(?) News everyone!

The capybara, a dog-sized rodent, is among the latest to invade Florida

quote:

It's a rodent about the size of a golden retriever.

And it may be Florida's newest invasive species.

If you happen to be wandering through north central Florida and spot what looks like a prairie dog you could ride in the Kentucky Derby, you've met a capybara.

Don't worry, though. Capybaras are sociable animals.

quote:

Elizabeth Congdon, an assistant professor at Bethune-Cookman University, is the researcher who sounded the capybara alarm at an animal-behavior conference in Missouri earlier this month.

She hopes to track down the furry brown critters along the riverbanks of Alachua County.

"I'm hoping I can find the feces," she said.

There's a sentence you don't hear every day.

Capybaras are actually quite popular. On YouTube, they're like the Holderness Family of the animal world. The South American plant-eating natives can be seen nuzzling with pet dogs, roaming golf courses during the Rio Olympics and even soaking in bathtubs while baby ducks waddle on their heads.

I love any rodent that lets baby ducks waddle on its head.

Still, Congdon and state officials are clear the Capybaras don't belong here. That's because almost any non-native species can throw off an ecosystem.

We've already seen this with pythons. Years ago, the Everglades were filled with rabbits. Then pythons got loose ... and the bunnies went bye-bye.

Now, there's a difference between "non-native" and "invasive."

Non-native species simply aren't supposed to be here. Invasive species are creatures that have multiplied to the point that they are problem. (Politicians seem to meet that definition.)

Though the state lists capybara as merely "observed" non-natives, Congdon says reports of babies have led her to believe the population has grown over the past 20 years (when a few escaped a research facility) to the point that they may now be "invasive." Then crops and grasslands could be at risk.

So Congdon will try to study them. Meanwhile, Florida Fish and Wildlife will continue educating the public, encouraging exotic pet owners not to release animals into the wild and instead turn over any unwanted non-natives by calling the state's creatively named hotline � 1-888-IVE-GOT1.

Oh, and if you do happen to spot a capybara, don't try to nuzzle with it, like those dogs on YouTube.

"That would be a bad idea," Congdon explained. "Because they're real mellow � until you try to grab them. Then they will bite you."

And that could be a problem, since capybara have two large front teeth � which never stop growing.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:24

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Zero One posted:

Good(?) News everyone!

The capybara, a dog-sized rodent, is among the latest to invade Florida

I'm going to approve of this with the amount of stray animals that show up at my house as a flo-ridah i will take in all the rodents of unusual size

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:26

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

RareAcumen posted:

I call shenanigans! He's clearly getting an assist from the Bergmite with his push-ups!

# ? Aug 20, 2016 05:25

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

http://i.imgur.com/xD2IbY7.mp4

More - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD__gXBu960

# ? Aug 20, 2016 07:18

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

This dog is tripping balls.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJRJd0tD6HC/

# ? Aug 20, 2016 09:18

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264...m3R.olUdydkF_j0

# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:21

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

RareAcumen posted:

https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h264...m3R.olUdydkF_j0

Shibus <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw3MdwjPyHA

# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:46

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

More owly goodness:

Dakota the Eastern Screech Owl is molting. She looks like an old Jewish woman from the Bronx dealing with 95% humidity.

Two barred owls sunning themselves. I had just fed them not a minute earlier; they waited until I was done and then flopped down for a few rays. It's like 97 degrees out, but I guess they like it hot.

And speaking of senior cats, this is Missy, aka Meatsnack. She's around 27, has one eye and about 5 teeth. I took her to the vet last Saturday for her annual checkup and the vet can't believe she's still going strong:

# ? Aug 20, 2016 18:46

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Zero One posted:

Good(?) News everyone!

The capybara, a dog-sized rodent, is among the latest to invade Florida

So which one of you Florida goons snuck a few in?

--hopefully enough for them to breed and make little capy families :kimchi:

Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Aug 20, 2016

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:46

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

SubponticatePoster posted:

More owly goodness:

Dakota the Eastern Screech Owl is molting. She looks like an old Jewish woman from the Bronx dealing with 95% humidity.

Two barred owls sunning themselves. I had just fed them not a minute earlier; they waited until I was done and then flopped down for a few rays. It's like 97 degrees out, but I guess they like it hot.

And speaking of senior cats, this is Missy, aka Meatsnack. She's around 27, has one eye and about 5 teeth. I took her to the vet last Saturday for her annual checkup and the vet can't believe she's still going strong:

What a good cat.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 19:49

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

SubponticatePoster posted:

And speaking of senior cats, this is Missy, aka Meatsnack. She's around 27, has one eye and about 5 teeth. I took her to the vet last Saturday for her annual checkup and the vet can't believe she's still going strong:

wanna feed tuna to that cat :3:

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:04

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

SneakyFrog posted:

wanna feed tuna to that cat

She gets good expensive food (both wet and dry) but she also likes to eat things like peanut butter and potato chips. I'd let you feed her tuna. At her age she can eat what she wants, gently caress it.

Thin Privilege posted:

What a good cat.

She hates other cats but likes people and isn't shy about visitors. A++ would old catte again.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:37

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

27?! I think your cat might be a lich.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:52

drrockso20: May 6, 2013; Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

That cat is two years older than me :stare:

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:09

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

That appears to be just parts of a cat.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:30

spasticColon: Sep 22, 2004; In loving memory of Donald Pleasance

Holy poo poo that 27 year old cat is a badass.

"They'll have to kill me before I die!" :black101:

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:49

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

http://i.imgur.com/pNnbWVb.gifv
Don't you hate it when someone increases the gravity

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:17

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/xD2IbY7.mp4

That is one pretty cat.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:56

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Away all Goats posted:

http://i.imgur.com/pNnbWVb.gifv
Don't you hate it when someone increases the gravity

"gently caress it, I don't need to go downstairs."

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:15

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

who wants to see a baby grey?!
http://imgur.com/a/Rj5ir

Album preview:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:18

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

https://twitter.com/CatsEvery30/status/767143100737355777

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:36

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

There's no way to embed videos from Facebook which is a shame, but here's some capybaras playing pool-tag: https://www.facebook.com/capybarabook/videos/1061556203940656/

Capybara mom with her newborns: