PYF Anti-Food Porn: the chili cheese corndog casserole recipe is on pg 1731

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Good morning!

I'm having a mental block, what is this? Is that onion in there? Do I even have that correct?

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Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

Looks like onion, tomato and peeled courgette (or maybe cucumber?). It's the start of a ratatouille but not a finished dish

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:30

Hub Cat: Aug 3, 2011; Trunk Lover

It looks like the worlds saddest salsa

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:45

ACES CURE PLANES: Oct 21, 2010

Stumbled upon this in the OSHA thread:

quote:

I see the gyrocopter assembly is going well!

...I'll see myself out.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 18:57

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RareAcumen posted:

I'm having a mental block, what is this? Is that onion in there? Do I even have that correct?

It's allegedly a cucumber salad. I think it's with tomato and onion.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:04

mostlygray: Nov 1, 2012; BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Fish Of Doom posted:

This is like the mystery green mush from Calvin and Hobbes that they would always have for dinner.

I've always understood the gunk that Calvin ate for dinner.

When I was a kid, my parents had friends that made the worst holistic hippy natural vegan food ever. It was always mashed green poo poo with no seasoning served with unleavened bread. They were still singing Kumbaya in 80's; they were ridiculous hippy dropouts. Every meal was inedible. Just overcooked mystery greens mashed together in a pile.

For desert, oatmeal cookies seasoned with wheat germ and unsweetened carob. No flour. For decadence, you could put honey on them. One would normally pocket them and then dispose of them quietly. No one should suffer unsweetened carob.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Stumbled upon this in the OSHA thread:

drat you beat me to crosspostin' the feet meat!

# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:14

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The guy on the left looks like he's going to put you inside the meat table.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 20:42

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

mostlygray posted:

For desert,

Please say this is intentional. Even if it isn't. There is a special place in hell for people who serve their children carob.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:05

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

But it's just like chocolate!

:cripes:

# ? Aug 20, 2016 05:41

Sugar Bean: Jun 6, 2011; Hangover of no regrets.

My grandmother was on a health kick in the early 90's and gave my sister and me some carob "chocolate." Wasn't the worst thing in world, but we sure as hell didn't ask about it again.

** maybe that's the point of carob.

Sugar Bean has a new favorite as of 09:21 on Aug 20, 2016

# ? Aug 20, 2016 09:17

PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Bear with me here, this is going to sound retarded.

Petco has this bulk treat bar, and one of the bins is carob chip cookies for dogs, and they're loving delicious. I was teasing my dog one day telling her I was going to eat all her treats (turns out she doesn't speak English) and took a nibble from one and, well... We split that bag.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 09:24

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

PCOS Bill posted:

Bear with me here, this is going to sound retarded.

Petco has this bulk treat bar, and one of the bins is carob chip cookies for dogs, and they're loving delicious. I was teasing my dog one day telling her I was going to eat all her treats (turns out she doesn't speak English) and took a nibble from one and, well... We split that bag.

Reminds me of my experience with duck jerky dog treats.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 09:40

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

PCOS Bill posted:

Bear with me here, this is going to sound retarded.

Petco has this bulk treat bar, and one of the bins is carob chip cookies for dogs, and they're loving delicious. I was teasing my dog one day telling her I was going to eat all her treats (turns out she doesn't speak English) and took a nibble from one and, well... We split that bag.

Protips for the next goons eat dogfood megathread!

# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:47

root beer: Nov 13, 2005

PCOS Bill posted:

Bear with me here, this is going to sound retarded.

Petco has this bulk treat bar, and one of the bins is carob chip cookies for dogs, and they're loving delicious. I was teasing my dog one day telling her I was going to eat all her treats (turns out she doesn't speak English) and took a nibble from one and, well... We split that bag.

I once worked there fifteen years ago, I know what you're talking about. They also sold these vanilla creme sandwich cookies that I tried on a dare, and they're pretty much generic store brand sandwich cookies, only softened in that way they become when they've been stale for a while. That's probably what they are.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:02

Electric Lady: Mar 21, 2010; To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things

When I worked across from a yogurt shop, I liked to get carob in my yogurt over chocolate chips. The texture of them didn't get weird and chalky in the cold yogurt.

I don't know if I'd eat the stuff straight, though.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:49

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

mostlygray posted:

I've always understood the gunk that Calvin ate for dinner.

For desert, oatmeal cookies seasoned with wheat germ and unsweetened carob. No flour. For decadence, you could put honey on them. One would normally pocket them and then dispose of them quietly. No one should suffer unsweetened carob.

Carolus Linneaus would classify that as lovely.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:00

The Schwa: Jul 1, 2008

I purchased and consumed both hot dog and lasagna flavoured chips for this thread, but they were both so aggressively mediocre it wasn't worth writing them up. thanks for nothing, Serbia :argh:

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You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

mostlygray posted:

I've always understood the gunk that Calvin ate for dinner.

When I was a kid, my parents had friends that made the worst holistic hippy natural vegan food ever. It was always mashed green poo poo with no seasoning served with unleavened bread. They were still singing Kumbaya in 80's; they were ridiculous hippy dropouts. Every meal was inedible. Just overcooked mystery greens mashed together in a pile.

For desert, oatmeal cookies seasoned with wheat germ and unsweetened carob. No flour. For decadence, you could put honey on them. One would normally pocket them and then dispose of them quietly. No one should suffer unsweetened carob.

I don't know why, but your post reminded of a part in Sugarhill Gang's "Rapper's Delight":

quote:

Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean, the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
And the chicken tastes like wood,
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full,
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite,
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate,
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So he piles some more on your plate,
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment it's time to leave,
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese,
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks,"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate,
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 16:01

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Anti-Anti Food Porn.

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_obe6qx1woH1v9af6v_480.mp4#_=_

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FetusSlapper: Jan 6, 2005; by exmarx

Just watching that is making my gallbladder nervous.

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gentle pete: Feb 21, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Munchables: Feb 8, 2015; Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Looks like melted crayons

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:59

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Thing is, porn is never shot like art, is it?

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:29

Olive!: Mar 16, 2015; It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Data Graham posted:

Thing is, porn is never shot like art, is it?

There are quite a few porn networks with 'art' in the name

Dogfart, for example

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:41

lidnsya: Nov 14, 2007; <img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

Would that salad, but with like a quarter of the amount of the non-spinach ingredients.

Edit: Looking again, probably an eighth actually.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:58

FetusSlapper: Jan 6, 2005; by exmarx

gentle pete posted:

I see a tiny bit of spinach in the lower right, TOO HEALTHY ADD MORE RANCH. It looks more like a plate of nachos with alfredo sauce instead of cheese than a salad. Sadly, if that were blue cheese dressing I probably would.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:24

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Schwa posted:

I purchased and consumed both hot dog and lasagna flavoured chips for this thread, but they were both so aggressively mediocre it wasn't worth writing them up. thanks for nothing, Serbia

If you're talking about Shearer's Hot Dog chips, we will have WORDS young wo/man. :argh:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 03:58

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

lidnsya posted:

Would that salad, but with like a quarter of the amount of the non-spinach ingredients.

Edit: Looking again, probably an eighth actually.

What beast would put ranch on spinach?

# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:05

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Tiberius Thyben posted:

What beast would put ranch on spinach?

I'd eat that salad if it was iceberg instead. I'd hate myself for it, but I'd eat it.

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Space Wizard: Aug 31, 2012

Coming up next at Midnight - It came from Facebook

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Yes the wall will have its own place setting too

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
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I didn't realize that walls eat, that's pretty interesting.

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cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:36

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SynthOrange posted:

Yes the wall will have its own place setting too

Elijah hasn't had dinner for a while, he's really thin.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:49

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

cyberia posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C19MdWxcEfI

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:00

The Schwa: Jul 1, 2008

Manuel Calavera posted:

If you're talking about Shearer's Hot Dog chips, we will have WORDS young wo/man.

nah they were Chipsy brand, official sponsor of some kind of football thing. hence the special edition chip. I really wanted them to be good :smith:

woman

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:23

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

cyberia posted:

So I don't know how widespread this is, but apparently this is actually a thing. Supposedly, if you cook chicken to exactly done, temperature-wise, it'll still actually be somewhat pink in the middle, and there are places that actually serve it like this.

A buddy of mine had some, and he said it was actually pretty drat good. The texture was different, and it had a different taste.

Again, I don't know how true this all is, but a cursory Google search has this article: http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/how-to/a10797/eating-raw-chicken-0911/

YMMV, of course.

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El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

I used to eat cereal with orange juice a lot because when I was a kid milk would sometimes make me violently ill (this all went away when I was a teen so who knows). Most cereal tastes like poo poo with OJ, but Corn Flakes actually taste better.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 14:47

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