Cute Thread: Pup eet egg

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my cat is norris: Mar 11, 2010; #onecallcat

chitoryu12 posted:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

what

# ? Aug 21, 2016 03:55

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:40

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

IIRC it was a post by some Internet rando who was OUTRAGED at a scene from some Adam Sandler film where a cockatiel (I think?) walks into a chocolate fountain and gets soaked/starts guzzling chocolate. The fact that it was clearly a CGI cockatiel in said scene did not, of course, diminish the OUTRAGE.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:26

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

my cat is norris posted:

what

That's a copy-paste of a real post someone made regarding this bird

# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:28

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

Antivehicular posted:

IIRC it was a post by some Internet rando who was OUTRAGED at a scene from some Adam Sandler film where a cockatiel (I think?) walks into a chocolate fountain and gets soaked/starts guzzling chocolate. The fact that it was clearly a CGI cockatiel in said scene did not, of course, diminish the OUTRAGE.

There's a scene in Starship Troopers where some kids were stomping on cockroaches as part of propaganda. There was some outrage but apparently the cockroaches were actually fake prop ones.

So I'm not sure what I'm really more surprised about, that people were outraged over cockroaches getting squashed or that there exists fake theatre cockroaches.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 04:29

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:00

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

This is one of the most surreal things I've seen in quite a wile.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:05

value-brand cereal: May 2, 2008

CJacobs posted:

That's a copy-paste of a real post someone made regarding this bird

Here's the whole original post. It's a wild trip: http://blog.crimewave.xxx/post/127745904609/i-am-so-serious-when-i-say-that-i-will-unfollow

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:12

Crab Ran: Mar 6, 2006; Don't try me.

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

Everyone knows that bugs can swim.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:12

Huzzah!: Sep 15, 2007; Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

I love that band.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:13

cash crab: Apr 5, 2015; all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology

rear end in a top hat casserole posted:

Everyone knows that bugs can swim.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 05:43

Alteisen: Jun 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Just had to share this image of my friend's new baby girl Olive.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 06:43

JackMann: Aug 11, 2010; Secure. Contain. Protect.; Fallen Rib

Wanna boop them snoot-spots.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:10

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Bowling ball nose :3:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 07:11

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

nerdz posted:

http://i.imgur.com/N59Cnqy.gifv

Jesus. And I thought Wilhelm Busch was exaggerating.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 08:54

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Alteisen posted:

Just had to share this image of my friend's new baby girl Olive.

Why is there an EA logo near the cat.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:11

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

BattleMaster posted:

There's a scene in Starship Troopers where some kids were stomping on cockroaches as part of propaganda. There was some outrage but apparently the cockroaches were actually fake prop ones.

So I'm not sure what I'm really more surprised about, that people were outraged over cockroaches getting squashed or that there exists fake theatre cockroaches.

Honestly it's probably more that it's easier to make fakes than set up real roaches to work with the filming.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:18

Alteisen: Jun 4, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Thin Privilege posted:

Why is there an EA logo near the cat.

My friend works for a gaming site and has a lot of gaming crap scattered about.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:33

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Thin Privilege posted:

Why is there an EA logo near the cat.

The cat was published by EA, it actually came in 3 parts for 20 bucks each and had to be assembled like a Mr. Potato Head.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:38

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:42

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

I demand more hamster puddles

# ? Aug 21, 2016 09:47

plain blue jacket: Jan 13, 2014; IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

BattleMaster posted:

There's a scene in Starship Troopers where some kids were stomping on cockroaches as part of propaganda. There was some outrage but apparently the cockroaches were actually fake prop ones.

So I'm not sure what I'm really more surprised about, that people were outraged over cockroaches getting squashed or that there exists fake theatre cockroaches.

Real cockroaches would scuttle away the second you put them on the ground so I don't know what you're so surprised about

# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:14

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

plain blue jacket posted:

Real cockroaches would scuttle away the second you put them on the ground so I don't know what you're so surprised about

The ones on screen are already dead and squashed, so it seems like it would have been pretty easy to catch some and squash them for a movie.

But I guess it's more surprising that people cared so much about some roaches.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 11:17

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Thin Privilege posted:

Why is there an EA logo near the cat.

its in the game :catbert:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 13:16

pik_d: Feb 24, 2006; follow the white dove

TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

He'd get gold in the bat stroke for sure

# ? Aug 21, 2016 14:02

Tofu Terry: Oct 4, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

BattleMaster posted:

The ones on screen are already dead and squashed, so it seems like it would have been pretty easy to catch some and squash them for a movie.

But I guess it's more surprising that people cared so much about some roaches.

Some roaches are quite lovely!

Linked because hissing grumpy bug

# ? Aug 21, 2016 17:29

TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

Mourne posted:

So I did a thing. Meet Mace!

He's 12 weeks old today and I think he's gonna be a hoss of a male.

xposting from new dogge thread

# ? Aug 21, 2016 17:32

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

That is a pro tier pupper

# ? Aug 21, 2016 18:55

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

http://i.imgur.com/AFZn41g.gifv

# ? Aug 21, 2016 21:57

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

SinineSiil posted:

http://i.imgur.com/AFZn41g.gifv

"DIE! DIE!!!"
"There, there. You tried. Good job." pat, pat

Here is a cute sketch of an ugly dog.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:26

Perestroika: Apr 8, 2010

This is a really weird-looking dog:

http://i.imgur.com/ArfuU96.mp4

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:31

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

SneakyFrog posted:

xposting from new dogge thread

That is a gorgeous puppy

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:39

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

SneakyFrog posted:

xposting from new dogge thread

That is an objectively good dogge.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 22:44

Ignimbrite: Jan 5, 2010; BALLS BALLS BALLS; Dinosaur Gum

All dogs are good, ergo that dog is good.

Good dog :3:

# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:50

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Unfunny Poster posted:

http://i.imgur.com/cWSSmMn.mp4

My dad was a dog and my mom was a manta ray.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:04

SubponticatePoster: Aug 9, 2004; Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.; Slippery Tilde

Antivehicular posted:

27?! I think your cat might be a lich.

I've thought this myself. Her phylactery is very well hidden. That or she's some kind of energy vampire and I'll keel over dead at 50 and she'll be like, "Welp, guess I have to find someone new to feed me :shrug:

Knorth posted:

https://twitter.com/BrokenAnimaIs/status/766409179926061058

I uh, I don't know whats happening right now

Mewhammad Ali

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:15

Geolicious: Oct 21, 2003; Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark.; Lipstick Apathy

SubponticatePoster posted:

Mewhammad Ali

Went by Cassius Claw in his earlier days.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:41

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Aug 22, 2016 01:52

Knorth: Aug 19, 2014; Buglord

Say Nothing posted:

Wanna hug that big cat

# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:16

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

At his starting weight, Butterscotch was heavier :colbert:

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 05:40

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

Crossposting from TFR's Tacticats thread...

Final Blog Entry posted:

https://imgur.com/gallery/qPyRq

Animals adopted by soldiers in the Ukraine warzone.

# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:04

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