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Aug 21, 2016 01:00
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It's the only way to be sure.
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Aug 21, 2016 01:17
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I hope the snake made it out okay.
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Aug 21, 2016 02:14
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's the only way to be sure. No, no, you do this with spiders. Rookie mistake.
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Aug 21, 2016 03:43
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Holy poo poo I just looked this up on youtube and it's nuts how huge this whole thing got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0ATPKgadF4
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Aug 21, 2016 03:59
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This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online Some people can't take criticism. GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Crepefruit? I'm down. I only know of one fruit that people crepe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aod13gHgBhs
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Aug 21, 2016 12:36
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The MSJ posted:This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online What's up with nerds and being creepy losers
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Aug 21, 2016 13:41
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The MSJ posted:This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online When questioned, the suspect told police "I would have walked 500 more"
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Aug 21, 2016 17:30
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The MSJ posted:This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online 'THE BENEVOLENT STALKER'  See, he was all right.Strom Cuzewon posted:When questioned, the suspect told police "I would have walked 500 more" lol
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Aug 22, 2016 11:04
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For a moment I thought "Asda Shelf-stacker" was the victim's name and it almost works as a name.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:11
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The MSJ posted:This is from last year: 'I could have died': Asda shelf-stacker, 18, tells how she was bottled by Countdown champion who travelled 500 miles to Scotland to attack her after she gave his book a bad review online This looks delicious but I heard that the durian is supposed to be some demon fruit that's akin to that white/blue dress meme: delicious to some and tasting like death's own colon to others.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:12
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What I've always heard about durians is that they taste good but smell like Satan's unwiped rear end in a top hat so you have to overcome that to have a taste.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:14
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Rough Lobster posted:This looks delicious but I heard that the durian is supposed to be some demon fruit that's akin to that white/blue dress meme: delicious to some and tasting like death's own colon to others. For something like 90% of the population, it smells like fetid sewage and makes you want to heave. For the other 10%, it just smells like a fruit: not particularly wonderful, but not offensive at all. It really is a binary situation. I am one of the 10% and, not thinking, bought a bag of durian sweets for my office colleagues as a gift. The reaction was as if I had wrapped poo poo into sweet wrappers and passed it around.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:29
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I had a durian smoothie and I can only describe the flavor as "vanilla onion" but... good.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:45
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I cut one off a tree in Brasil and I don't remember anyone having problems with the smell. Cutting it open was hell though. After hacking at it for 15 minutes with the biggest knife I could find I barely damaged it. And it exudes extremely sticky stuff that stayed on my fingers for days.
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Aug 22, 2016 11:45
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BattleMaster posted:What I've always heard about durians is that they taste good but smell like Satan's unwiped rear end in a top hat so you have to overcome that to have a taste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk This is a man who's made a career off of eating strange and disgusting foods.
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Aug 22, 2016 13:43
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Anthony Bourdain loves durian but to be fair he also loves Waffle House
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Aug 22, 2016 14:24
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In everything that isn't some sensational oh my god they are banned on buses lets try it out despite having no sympathetic preferences for related foods?!? media treatment of durian, the measured description of durian is that its like you have your stinky cheese and fruit together.
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Aug 22, 2016 14:37
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BattleMaster posted:For a moment I thought "Asda Shelf-stacker" was the victim's name and it almost works as a name. that's a elder scrolls Nord name if i ever heard one
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I didn't know Usain Bolt was mixed up with loyalist paramilitary gangs:
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Aug 23, 2016 11:18
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chitoryu12 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V5mWjOzkgk In an episode where he showed you can get plenty of weird food right in his own backyard of NYC, he tried it again and still couldn't do it.
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Aug 23, 2016 19:34
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This happened at my work last night, I find it funny for the allegedly, is it still alleged when we found parts of her car still in the store during cleanup? http://www.kezi.com/news/Women_Drives_Car_into_Safeway.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_KEZI_9_News
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Aug 25, 2016 01:36
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Elohssa Gib posted:This happened at my work last night, I find it funny for the allegedly, is it still alleged when we found parts of her car still in the store during cleanup? "Women drives car into Safeway"? I didn't know this is a stereotype now.
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Aug 25, 2016 01:42
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The MSJ posted:"Women drives car into Safeway"? I didn't know this is a stereotype now.
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Aug 25, 2016 01:44
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Women drives car into Safeway, men drives car in to work! Git'r'done.
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Aug 25, 2016 05:22
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Elohssa Gib posted:This happened at my work last night, I find it funny for the allegedly, is it still alleged when we found parts of her car still in the store during cleanup? I think there's so much caution around accidentally publishing an incomplete or incorrect story that virtually every story now from every publication except tabloids begins with "allegedly" until they either admit it or it's absolutely proven, which usually only comes long after the fact after a full investigation.
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Aug 25, 2016 13:13
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chitoryu12 posted:I think there's so much caution around accidentally publishing an incomplete or incorrect story that virtually every story now from every publication except tabloids begins with "allegedly" until they either admit it or it's absolutely proven, which usually only comes long after the fact after a full investigation. Yeah, that is standard news practice for any crime story.
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Aug 25, 2016 14:09
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Police blow up suspicious sandwich http://www.southwarknews.co.uk/news/police-carry-controlled-explosion-pesto-everywhere/
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Aug 25, 2016 17:39
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The MSJ posted:
This sounds suspiciously like something an old cat-hating  dealer buddy of mine would do
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Aug 25, 2016 19:53
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 quote:Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet
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Aug 26, 2016 16:47
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friendship can get hosed, gently caress your phone
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Even for my best friend I think I would not go past digging around with one of those reacher things disabled people use to grab things.
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quote:"I panicked because I hate confined spaces," he told Norwegian newspaper VG. Why the gently caress did he lower himself into a tiny hole, then?
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schadenfraud posted:Why the gently caress did he lower himself into a tiny hole, then? I'm going to make a wild guess that alcohol was involved.
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That's not something you do for a beloved friend, that's something you do for your crush who thinks of you as a friend so you try to save the day thinking that this is going to be the big romantic gesture that finally makes them notice that you're the one they've been waiting for all along and and even though you realized almost immediately that nobody wants to date a guy they've seen covered in poo poo crawling out of a toilet you still go for it because now it's too late to back down without losing face. Really, the whole thing going disastrously wrong is only like 10% worse than if it went perfectly. Dude's still not getting a thank you hug.
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RandomFerret posted:That's not something you do for a beloved friend, that's something you do for your crush who thinks of you as a friend so you try to save the day thinking that this is going to be the big romantic gesture that finally makes them notice that you're the one they've been waiting for all along and and even though you realized almost immediately that nobody wants to date a guy they've seen covered in poo poo crawling out of a toilet you still go for it because now it's too late to back down without losing face. I draw the line at lugging a printer around.
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