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The Left Behind books actually do have a believer who is clocked out and forcibly given the Mark of the Beast by his concerned parents (If I recall, they're able to put off getting the mark for a while and actually become believes themselves), and doesn't go to Hell, and they use it as an opportunity to infiltrate the antichrist's regime (Though "infiltrate" in this series usually means observe disapprovingly.) Getting the mark is a sign that your heart is hardened enough and that you're so committed to ignoring the signs of God's impending return that you aren't going to convert in the short time you have left.
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It's nothing to do with religious reasons but I wouldn't want a microchip implanted in me unless I managed to become some kind of half machine Terminatir morherfucker
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Jonas Albrecht posted:One is clearly pre-trib Vicki, the other post-trib. Can someone tell me why it's funny? I promise I am not an end times believer. Edit: Well now I know. Blackula Vs. Tarantula has a new favorite as of 01:40 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Captain Redbeard posted:Can someone tell me why it's funny? I promise I am not an end times believer. Isn't tribbing when women rub their donut parts together?
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FYI y'all it's Revelation, no plural. If you're going to argue about it with people on the Internet they will smugly imply you don't know what you're talking about if you call it Revelations.
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Aug 24, 2016 01:56
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I compiled a good story of a mosque opening somewhere in Georgia. The same person is the OP of all of them, don't know them personally (friend of my racist uncle). Its basically just a bunch of really racist people jerking each other off furiously. Hopefully its funny to some one. The colors for names isn't consistent across different images because I'm lazy. If I used all black for names its cause all the names were different and I'm lazy. If its colorful though then its the same person. Here is a taste to see if you're interested:  Libtards think they will be BBQing with MUSLIMS HOW OUTRAGEOUS!!! http://imgur.com/a/eWYWh 6 images total, hopefully I covered up the personal info everywhere but its a public profile and racists can suck my jimmies.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:03
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You know you're running out of fuel when you have to start citing potential zoning laws as part of your racist tirade. Maybe the bigots are finally wearing themselves out?
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Aug 24, 2016 02:26
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You are making me sad.
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fullroundaction posted:You know you're running out of fuel when you have to start citing potential zoning laws as part of your racist tirade. Maybe the bigots are finally wearing themselves out? Nup. It's just that they know that saying "Mussies are rapists/childmurderers/dirty/different/foreign/different to 'us'"etc. is bad, and will be shot down. However, they still feel that Muslims* are inherently bad, so they grasp at straws such as a single instance of a zoning code violation years ago, as proof that their irrationally held prejudices are right. *Insert whatever group they are bigoted against, Gays, blacks, muslims, jews, immigrants etc.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:36
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Right but it's Gays that wipe their asses with their bare hands, not Muslims 
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Aug 24, 2016 02:40
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Immolat1on posted:I compiled a good story of a mosque opening somewhere in Georgia. The same person is the OP of all of them, don't know them personally (friend of my racist uncle). Its basically just a bunch of really racist people jerking each other off furiously. Hopefully its funny to some one. I can't believe they used "They smell!" as a reason to hate Muslims. They really are 5.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:42
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I do appreciate it when people whose social media presence is mostly sharing anti big government right wing memes suddenly become champions of fussy parking and zoning regulations because of a mosque. Also doing a 180 degree about-face on the role of government in people's lives/society when gay marriage comes up.
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Aug 24, 2016 02:52
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Pocket Billiards posted:I do appreciate it when people whose social media presence is mostly sharing anti big government right wing memes suddenly become champions of fussy parking and zoning regulations because of a mosque. "Liberty and free markets for me and totalitarian dictatorship for you." 
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Yeah, the idea of Revelations as being prophecy of events leading up to the apocalypse is a fairly new (and almost exclusively American) idea. From a historical perspective it's fairly clear that John was writing about things happening in his time, but doing so in coded and metaphorical language. An example: Caligula declared himself a God and wanted to put a statue of himself in the Temple, causing a dude named Philo of Alexandria to go to Rome with a delegation to convince him not to do it. He was killed before he could put his plans into action. I think Nero is the one most associated as the anti-Christ or "Beast".
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Ask purple if he's in favor of Trump's wall across the Mexican border. Then ask how that's different.
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oldpainless posted:It's nothing to do with religious reasons but I wouldn't want a microchip implanted in me unless I managed to become some kind of half machine Terminatir morherfucker half machine Terminator motherfuckers still need to buy groceries and pay for gas at the pump though, so it all works out in the end
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Aug 24, 2016 03:43
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drat Muslims and their curry 
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Data Graham posted:drat Muslims and their curry 
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I suppose if putting a chip in people allowed the police to more easily locate fugitives it would be a good idea.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:05
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I find it deliciously ironic that evangelicals preach about women should be treated as chattel, imposing their beliefs and bigotry on others, then get all  about Muslims and Sharia law. Do they not want the competition? At some point all fundamentalism becomes impossible to distinguish.
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Panfilo posted:I find it deliciously ironic that evangelicals preach about women should be treated as chattel, imposing their beliefs and bigotry on others, then get all You have that same weird stare as him don't you.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:55
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I'd rather smell like curry than warm dairy, which is apparently what white people smell like.
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Aug 24, 2016 04:57
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Jews with tattoos can be buried in Jewish cemeteries (not just those who were compelled to get them): https://www.ou.org/torah/machshava/tzarich-iyun/tzarich_iyun_jews_with_tattoos/
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Panfilo posted:I find it deliciously ironic that evangelicals preach about women should be treated as chattel, imposing their beliefs and bigotry on others, then get all Well you see, America was founded as a 'Christian Nation' under Christian ideals so it's perfectly ok to force those beliefs on the entire country (don't worry about separation of church and state, it's the one thing the founding father's were wrong about). The real hypocrisy to me is that they assume that Muslim=terrorist and they refuse to acknowledge the billions of Muslims worldwide who just want to live and worship in peace, while also refusing to acknowledge that there are radical Christians who have killed people, attacked abortion clinics and protested the funerals of American heroes all in the name of (the Christian) God.
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WrenP-Complete posted:Jews with tattoos Fantastic name for a prog-rock band, thanks much.
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It's because they don't hate Muslims. They hate anything that is different. Muslim is the one they hate now/today. It could just as easily be blacks/queers/women/liberals/poors/Catholics/whatever. And the same arguments would be used (They hate our freedoms. They are against our way of life. They are filthy/dirty/smelly. They are stupid/lazy. They are all murderers/rapists. Etc.) It's all about Us vs Them. And the most vocal, bigotted, and retarded 'us' of them all are white 'American Christians'. And they will lash out at any "them' they can. And they will champion/fetishize anything that resembles the 'us' they have in their head.
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My experience of new mosques in the neighbourhood is they lead to a 100% increase in chill Moroccan dudes who sell cheap delicious versions of what supermarkets charge out the rear end for. Mint tea motherfuckers, do you drink it?
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TotalLossBrain posted:Fantastic name for a prog-rock band, thanks much. Tattoos with Jews just doesn't have the same ring.
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six generations  not really an idiot but I liked what this dude found so scary in Popular TV Show  hey LoB when you post MGTOW screeds where they refer to women as "creepy" that's all one guy, right? Because it never makes any sense in context and I like to assume it's a term he gets called a lot and doesn't quite get what it means
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oldpainless posted:It's nothing to do with religious reasons but I wouldn't want a microchip implanted in me unless I managed to become some kind of half machine Terminatir morherfucker What other reason would one have to get microchips in them? poo poo I'd love to get chipped precisely for that, it's the first step.
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I wonder why  natural immunity didn't help people not die from smallpox, tetanus, pertussis, mumps, polio, and measles back in the day? Hell, that was even before  UNNATURAL AND had been around to create the government-mandated population-control superbugs of today -- it should have been a pushover!Fake edit: No fluoride in the water or chemtrails back then to mess with their precious bodily fluids either. What's the story, antivaxxers?
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Weatherman posted:I wonder why How do you know?? You Weren't THere checkmate, obvious puppet of the pharmaceutical industry
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WrenP-Complete posted:Tattoos with Jews just doesn't have the same ring. Unless it's a YouTube series about a bunch of Haredi opening a tattoo parlor. I'd watch the poo poo out of that.
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"it can change the DNA"  That's why there is no convincing these people with actual facts, they know so little about what they are talking about that complete bullshit will seem just as likely to be true as actual scientific fact. Except one of the 2 agrees with them and it certainly ain't science. Maybe they should just get their own dating sites and little communities so they can just keep passing the diseases around among themselves. The thing is that there again the bad choices of the parents will punish the children and that's one of the things that makes me so drat mad about anti vaxxers.
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invisible jerk posted:hey LoB when you post MGTOW screeds where they refer to women as "creepy" that's all one guy, right? Because it never makes any sense in context and I like to assume it's a term he gets called a lot and doesn't quite get what it means "Creep shaming" is a pretty big deal in a certain kind of community. They tend to not care about slut shaming and whatevs, but avoiding or disliking people for being "creepy" (whatever that means) is one of the biggest issues in modern society. I could totally see a group of them thinking they're fighting the power or reclaiming a slur by calling women creepy.
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Kajeesus posted:"Creep shaming" is a pretty big deal in a certain kind of community. They tend to not care about slut shaming and whatevs, but avoiding or disliking people for being "creepy" (whatever that means) is one of the biggest issues in modern society. I could totally see a group of them thinking they're fighting the power or reclaiming a slur by calling women creepy. Usually "Creepy" means that they are breaking part of the social contract. This link explains things quite well
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Uh, I do know what creepy means. I'm just saying there's a lot of MRAs and similar who think it's some kind of arbitrary label women use to hurt men who are undesirable because they are poor, ugly, black, beta or whatever.
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bean_shadow posted:Caligula declared himself a God and wanted to put a statue of himself in the Temple, causing a dude named Philo of Alexandria to go to Rome with a delegation to convince him not to do it. He was killed before he could put his plans into action. I think Nero is the one most associated as the anti-Christ or "Beast". You're right. If you write "Nero Caesar" in Hebrew and read it as a series of numbers you get 200,60,100,50,6,200,50. Add those up and you get 666.
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Kajeesus posted:Uh, I do know what creepy means. I'm just saying there's a lot of MRAs and similar who think it's some kind of arbitrary label women use to hurt men who are undesirable because they are poor, ugly, black, beta or whatever. even when its totally nonsensical in context 
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fullroundaction posted:You know you're running out of fuel when you have to start citing potential zoning laws as part of your racist tirade. Maybe the bigots are finally wearing themselves out? Depends. The city I work in a Muslim group wanted to build a Mosque but were protested against, and eventually shot down by city council on the basis that the land they wanted to build it on was zoned residential. I get it, actually. It was in a residential neighborhood. If I lived there I wouldn't want any large building with a gigantic parking being built basically in my backyard. Property values in that area would plummet, regardless of what the building was.
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