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Pvt.Scott posted:Or why not Charles and Spurgeon for the middle name? Spurgeon was good at the new cool thing is to give your kid a first name that is actually a surname, this way they could appear to be 'normal' and 'not stuck in the 1870s' but still had the weird jesusy name to trot out on sunday
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I named my boy his grandmothers maiden last name but I'm fairly sure it was a first name at some point. Also it's only two syllables and five letters long so it's not all weird sounding. 
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Pvt.Scott posted:Or why not Charles and Spurgeon for the middle name? Spurgeon was good at It's a shame Martin Luther is out of circulation. That was A-game religious kidnaming
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One black dude ruined a name for generations of white conservatives, perfect
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To be fair, the original Martin Luther was a dick and his letter of protest against the Catholic Church sparked off violent uprisings, rebellions and violent communist doomsday cults. How could you not see that coming Martin? "Everybody has the right to read and interpret the bible for themselves," was never going to go well once you started printing that poo poo, you ignorant twat. It's like the Catholic Church knew what it was doing. E: Burn, Anabaptist scum Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 25, 2016 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:To be fair, the original Martin Luther was a dick and his letter of protest against the Catholic Church sparked off violent uprisings, rebellions and violent communist doomsday cults. How could you not see that coming Martin? "Everybody has the right to read and interpret the bible for themselves," was never going to go well once you started printing that poo poo, you ignorant twat. It's like the Catholic Church knew what it was doing. Sincere advocate for information control here
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8-Bit Scholar posted:Sincere advocate for information control here Hindsight is amazing. The world was better off for the Reformation in the long run.
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imagine that giving a book with cryptic words to a dumb inbred hick will make that dumb hick duggar his daughters while god smiles upon it
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If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ?
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ElGroucho posted:If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ? You have to get hard, like Gothard, on the mean streets of rural Arkansas and then skim a few passages of the bible. Molest a few women and then Jim Bob's your uncle.
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That ol' red robin goes Jim, Jim Bobbin' along.
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Pvt.Scott posted:You have to get hard, like Gothard, on the mean streets of rural Arkansas and then skim a few passages of the bible. Molest a few women and then Jim Bob's your uncle. careful if Josh Bob's ur uncle
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ElGroucho posted:If one was going to say, get in to Jim Bobbin', is there like a seminar that you have to go to, where maybe they Teach You How to Duggar ? This was a joke, but it got me thinking: Are there many converts to Duggar-ism? Lets say one of us heathens has seen the light and decided that blanket training/kiddie diddling/woman shaming is the way to go, how does one convert? On a similar track, how successful were they in their missionary work in leading those evil Catholics to Jesus?
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Top City Homo posted:imagine that p fukin terrorism
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BrigadierSensible posted:This was a joke, but it got me thinking: Are there many converts to Duggar-ism? Lets say one of us heathens has seen the light and decided that blanket training/kiddie diddling/woman shaming is the way to go, how does one convert? Buy several thousand dollars worth of Get Hard Guide To Homeschooling materials, then Duggar away to your fingers' content
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Dude on the left looks like a hobo now. The kid with the red pants has to be gay. The girl in the middle with the light blue shirt has eyes that say, "Get me out of here, please".
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Shroud posted:Dude on the left looks like a hobo now. The kid with the red pants has to be gay. The girl in the middle with the light blue shirt has eyes that say, "Get me out of here, please". Nah it's the guy at the back who is trying to "butch" himself up with the cammo baseball cap who is the confirmed alleged Dug-Gay.
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I'm feeling some tropic thunder vibe from the far left.
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Jim my neg Bob
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Jim? In my Bob? It's more like than you think!
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I haven't seen so many forced smiles since Top of the Pops
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm feeling some tropic thunder vibe from the far left. I'm the Bob playing the Bob disguised as another Bob. We definitely need nametags for that photo, just like those other pictures. Or keep adding to it Suicide-Squad-style.
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Jim Davis
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mdm posted:Jim Kim Bob
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Jim Fresh
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Jim jam in her Bob bog
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Ed Balls
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Nike Diddle Duggar is a good kid name
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Jimjob eat the eggs
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Ed Balls we've come full circle as it was foretold
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Justice for Dug-Gay!
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Jim Balls
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jared bob
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Jim Balls
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Jim'll Bob it.
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jernbd berhstb
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Jib Bob da rim job. Has anyone made a joke about Michelle Duggar combining throwing a hot Jim Bob down a hallway and Zika virus? It should be done.
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