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What's GBS eating for dinner?
Beef
Chicken
Cock
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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
London broil, rice, and weed chocolate. Also probably some taffy from Sprouts.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Partycat posted:

It is stuffed pepper pizza, from a woodfire grill

yeah, you stupid bitch, I know, that's why I said I approve!

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Baked chicken, rice and beans, brussel sprouts. Get beefy bitch.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

hemophilia posted:

you should smoke the weed first imo

very true that is usually the best way to go about it

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Mariana Horchata posted:

very true that is usually the best way to go about it

umm also after, tho too, sooo??? :confused:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm having pizza and Coors light FYI

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
i spilled my chicken pot pie on my hand and it rrally burned

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i peed on a turd and baked it in vomit

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Sid Vicious posted:

i spilled my chicken pot pie on my hand and it rrally burned
post a picture

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

a hole-y ghost posted:

post a picture

it was like an hour ago

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



just ray posted:

i peed on a turd and baked it in vomit

Dont eat it! Cannibalism is quite taboo.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

just ray posted:

i peed on a turd and baked it in vomit

i ate ur rear end in a top hat when u hadnt showered in like 2 days and asked u to fart on my face

wat ru gonna do pain olympics me in jail? ive done that already

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

epileptic_ev posted:

i ate ur rear end in a top hat when u hadnt showered in like 2 days and asked u to fart on my face

wat ru gonna do pain olympics me in jail? ive done that already

your dick is horrible

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
your balls smell like sweaty socks and vinegar. you should wash your balls you stupid gently caress

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
rofl ur the only sperg that saves texts i just write in a journal and hug daisy :D

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
im jacking off into a cup and soon i will drink it for dinner

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i had some leftover fried chicken and some corn on the cob. it was my first time making fried chicken, but it is way too much trouble.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

epileptic_ev posted:

rofl ur the only sperg that saves texts i just write in a journal and hug daisy :D

you are going to get rear end hosed repeatedly for the rest of your life. buy some diapers

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Pork ribs after cooking in the slow cooker for 6 hours :cool:

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
its cool ur twitter is so obvious. i found it like 2 days after u made it just browsing casually while doing coke and going to after hours by myself

u really like the idea of jail but u cant even talk in person with confidence so y do u want to be so authoritarian or the baddest bitch like ur sister says

good content and trickery? or just a giant club kid court battle where my family goes broke?

u said i was smarter than u when u showed up @ my house after claiming suicide or residence with me

i think everything u say is unhealthy

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


just ray posted:

i peed on a turd and baked it in vomit

oh, so you are a brit, in other words

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

no vegetarian options?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Bruce Kison posted:

oh, so you are a brit, in other words

yes but i burrowed for some truffles for lunch out in the bog. its so dark and cold here please send vegetables

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

just ray posted:

yes but i burrowed for some truffles for lunch out in the bog. its so dark and cold here please send vegetables

the vegetables will be boiled

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Serious Frolicking posted:

the vegetables will be boiled

the fires are out for fear of barbarian hordes. please approach quietly

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

just ray posted:

i peed on a turd and baked it in vomit

decided to try this for dinner tonight

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