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ITALIAN FOOD: NOT EVEN ONCE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8_25htbOQw pretty soft girl fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 15:38
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smug n stuff posted:guys wtf there was a big earthquake in italy and its all because of this thread wtf guys Amatrice got flattened. That's the city of origin, or at least the namesake, of pasta alla matriciana, one of the best and easiest to make pasta dishes. So yeah it was probably because of this thread.
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Aug 24, 2016 15:44
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I used to be impressed that Mexicans found a way to take beef, beans, rice, cheese and a tortilla and make about a thousand different dishes, but Italians do the same thing with only pasta and tomatoes!
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Aug 24, 2016 15:56
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I only eat food from kitchens that have 1+ Michelin stars, with at least two black knives and forks, so I don't get to eat a lot of Italian food. When I do I cut the pasta to piss off the chef and see if I get the Whoosh-style kickout.
School Nickname fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 16:22
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kazr posted:It's been said but needs to be repeated: Italian food is laughably easy to make and you'd have to be borderline IQ to gently caress it up its incredibly easy to gently caress up if you use anything less than great ingredients. with fresh ingredients a child with one arm can easily cook italian food probably without instruction if you got a can of tomatoes and olives and dried basil and just throw that together with cheap chemical tasting olive oil then its going to taste like poo poo no matter how much effort you put into it. which goes for most food yeah but with italian it makes like 20x a difference. its not like mexican where you can throw 5 year old dried peppers into a pot of meat and it still tastes great
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Aug 24, 2016 16:30
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I ate some cold pasta from the fridge out of the sauce pan I made it in in bed and set the empty pan on the floor and went back to sleep for an hour, then sat up and put my foot in the pan and tripped yelling "whoa nelly" or something incredibly pale and anglo like that and the pan hit the wall and flecks of red sauce scattered about namaste
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Aug 24, 2016 16:30
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i hope not too many pizzas died in the earthquake 
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Aug 24, 2016 17:26
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Wicker Man posted:Italian ice cream is definitely a whole other ball game: first time asking for mint in Verona. What you get is a frozen treat that is like the very essence of mint but without the sugar. Could not do more than 2 bites. i still haven't found gelato in the states as good as the stuff I randomly got from hole in the wall shops in Rome maybe it's rose tinted glasses but idk
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Aug 24, 2016 17:37
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wanna see some goons making egg yolk ravioli "this is so piss easy ugh italians are so dumb" *ravioli explodes* Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 17:39
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I had some fajitas yesterday with rice and beans - goddamn I love italian food!
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Aug 24, 2016 17:48
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Questa è la migliore discussione del sottogruppo "Cazzate in libertà" sul sito "qualcosadiorribile.com". Grazie mille per aver aperto questa discussione.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:01
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Enfield posted:mordin you are so goddamn stupid and i hate you lol
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Aug 24, 2016 18:15
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limaCAT posted:Questa è la migliore discussione del sottogruppo "Cazzate in libertà" sul sito "qualcosadiorribile.com". Grazie mille per aver aperto questa discussione.
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Aug 24, 2016 18:25
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limaCAT posted:Questa è la migliore discussione del sottogruppo "Cazzate in libertà" sul sito "qualcosadiorribile.com". Grazie mille per aver aperto questa discussione. the weird thing about italian is if i read it a couple times really fast i can kinda get what it is saying you're welcome i think
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Aug 24, 2016 20:19
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been eating leftover eggplant parm all week
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Aug 24, 2016 21:47
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I eat my pasta in alphabet form with vegetables and broth. 
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Aug 24, 2016 22:14
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i had a salami on sourdough for lunch with peperocinis is that italian enough
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Aug 24, 2016 22:15
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limaCAT posted:Questa è la migliore discussione del sottogruppo "Cazzate in libertà" sul sito "qualcosadiorribile.com". Grazie mille per aver aperto questa discussione. Suicidarvi
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Aug 24, 2016 22:29
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soft boilde spaghetti, mice sauce + ketchup is the only way to eat pasta
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Aug 25, 2016 00:47
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Moridin920 posted:the weird thing about italian is if i read it a couple times really fast i can kinda get what it is saying It's basically just spanish without all the "S"s
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Aug 25, 2016 00:53
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Did anybody post Italian massage yet https://youtu.be/attffb8oSCI
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Aug 25, 2016 00:58
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OctoberBlues posted:I had some fajitas yesterday with rice and beans - goddamn I love italian food! 
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Aug 25, 2016 02:05
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:Did anybody post Italian massage yet This ain't the documentary thread cholo
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Aug 25, 2016 02:16
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Texas toast
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Aug 25, 2016 20:20
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Gabagooool
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Aug 25, 2016 20:24
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I love pasta dishes because carb overload is kinda "my thing," but risotto and ossobuco and frittatas and eggplant parmigians and saltimbocca and stuff is pretty good too so yeah Italian food is pretty good. Then again, so is most food if cooked right and not from a recipe recently thought up by a moron.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:22
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tonight i sauteed some spinach in olive oil with garlic and oregano and then put that on some pasta with some parmesan and black pepper and ate the whole business with some italian sausage and good god what a meal.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:24
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I had spaghetti... I didn';t have any italian sausage so i sliced up some bratwurst in there instead. little bit too much shredded carrot in the sauce but otherwise good.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:26
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I had penne alla vodka so I could pretend to my gf I wasn't getting hammered again.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:28
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i just heated up the rest of my pasta because all this talk of pasta made me hungry.
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Aug 26, 2016 08:30
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it was gonna be my lunch tomorrow but that's ok
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Aug 26, 2016 08:31
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GABAGOOL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mdIWaRi-7c
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Aug 26, 2016 08:31
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Moridin do you still work as a sous chef or whatever I think we're vaguely in the same neighborhood and I wanna know if you work at the cool italian place nearby PM me or honk twice if the place rhymes with blonte blecchio
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Aug 26, 2016 08:38
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von Braun posted:soft boilde spaghetti, mice sauce + ketchup is the only way to eat pasta This is all garbage, but definitely try to eat higher quality meat than mouse please
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Aug 26, 2016 09:32
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moridin please show me your dick if the place you work at rhymes with gucca dee geppo
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Aug 26, 2016 09:43
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bumping this thread cuz i just made some drat carbonara and poo poo rules
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Aug 30, 2016 04:53
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Bastard Tetris posted:Moridin do you still work as a sous chef or whatever I think we're vaguely in the same neighborhood and I wanna know if you work at the cool italian place nearby nah i work in a boring office now. pays a lot better though :\ i think i know what place you mean but I haven't been there
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Aug 30, 2016 04:59
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