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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Gorilla Salad posted:

No, they really do. Go take a shower and brush your teeth you pig.

*farts*

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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
I work at a casino and have seen some really unattractive people and they almost always have their significant other with them

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Tequila Sunrise posted:

And when you can't beat the boss you summon a bunch of random guys you find outside her house to gang up on her?

no you bring in a couple wing men to hit on her while you watch and learn her moves so you can come up with a strategy. the downside is one of the your bros might win, but that's ok.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
So glad my medical condition just gives me thin wrists and joint pain because man are a lot of people fuckers apparently. As if we don't all get old and lumpy

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I look forward to the day I'm old and lumpy. My libido dies away and thus the opposite genders effect on me. And my yearning for companionship slowly tapers into a steady apathy.

I'll be my own man again. Just like I was when I was 4 years old playing in my sandbox.

Salty Josh fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Aug 27, 2016

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I envy kids, there's a lot to enjoy about mixed company before sexuality makes everyone loving nuts. this is why you geld horses, people.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Salty Josh posted:

I look forward to the day I'm old and lumpy. My libido dies away and thus the opposite genders effect on me. And my yearning for companionship slowly tapers into a steady apathy.

I'll be my own man again. Just like I was when I was 4 years old playing in my sandbox.

old people gently caress the most.

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Also, if you have facial hair try to groom it. Like I look great with a nice groomed stubble or short beard if I keep it maintained and under control. I can think of countless other men out there who grow a bread out of laziness of not wanting to shave or think it makes them look more manly or something, but it looks like hot garbage. Does the bread without the mustache work for anyone who isn't Amish? I sure haven't seen it.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I want girl

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Troposphere posted:

I work at a casino and have seen some really unattractive people and they almost always have their significant other with them

They're there to cut off the idiots from gambling too much and to cheer them on when they make that big score that solves all their problems.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Redmanred posted:

Also, if you have facial hair try to groom it. Like I look great with a nice groomed stubble or short beard if I keep it maintained and under control. I can think of countless other men out there who grow a bread out of laziness of not wanting to shave or think it makes them look more manly or something, but it looks like hot garbage. Does the bread without the mustache work for anyone who isn't Amish? I sure haven't seen it.

Do you trim or just sculpt with a razor?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005
Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Pick posted:

I envy kids, there's a lot to enjoy about mixed company before sexuality makes everyone loving nuts. this is why you geld horses, people.

Never thought I'd ever get some insight from horses but here I am.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Arcsquad12 posted:

They're there to cut off the idiots from gambling too much and to cheer them on when they make that big score that solves all their problems.

a lady won a 11k jackpot and lost it in the same night the other day lol

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

gigawhite posted:

Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to

I don't know how they do it. I just look at stills of pussies and jerk my dead gay dick all day.

Moon Atari posted:

I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this.

Don't worry man... we're all alphas here.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005
I'm a beta girl in an alpha world. I'm a spastic, it's fantastic. You can call me Dare I'll carry printers anywhere-ere-ere

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug
Star Trek Deep Space Nine is an office drama about middle managers.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Groovelord Neato posted:

old people gently caress the most.

Nothing more glorious about dying in the heat of passion; fuel of the Cialis coursing through your veins. She climaxes right as her dentures fall out and at that moment the old gentlemen realizes that his life is complete. He realizes that everything in his life has culminated in this one moment... right before his heart gives out.

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
Don't worry goons, you can all be in my friendzone. :unsmith:

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded.

An old flame just liked a 3 month old facebook post. We'll see.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
why dont these guys just chemically castrate themselves and remove women's dastardly power over them altogether? according to House, MD, this can be accomplished with saltpeter

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

a dog from hell posted:

I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded.

An old flame just liked a 3 month old facebook post. We'll see.

That can be said for both genders man.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Pitdragon posted:

why dont these guys just chemically castrate themselves and remove women's dastardly power over them altogether? according to House, MD, this can be accomplished with saltpeter

they're holding out for "one of the good ones" to come into their lives and be murdered by them take away the crippling loneliness

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Salty Josh posted:

That can be said for both genders man.

Yeah. Guys like to talk poo poo about it but over 79% of us are too dumb to deserve to live.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

a dog from hell posted:

I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded.

But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal?

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
The problem is is that these guys search for companionship as a means of validation. Thing is, they will never be comfortable, even with a lover.

If you aren't fulfilled by yourself, how are you ever gonna make someone else happy?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I didn't mean it, don't feel bad.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moon Atari posted:

But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal?

I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
drat, Moon Atari - - keeping it real.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

a dog from hell posted:

I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker.

Referring to the appearance or IQ part?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moon Atari posted:

Referring to the appearance or IQ part?

IQ is sub-normal but I'm definitely a 6

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moon Atari posted:

I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt.

It's OK you consistently post good.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Why can't they see the incongruity in spewing a bunch of hateful poo poo towards women while stating how much nicer they are than other guys and therefore deserve all women? I hate these guys a lot.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Moon Atari posted:

also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.

Suck my dick.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Hell, the last guy going "you're obviously a slut because you use tindr and yeah I'm on it too, but not to hook up like you whores and why didn't you give my friend your telephone number" even has a pic of him holding up a pupper and trying to look cute next to it.

There is no trick so low it seems, that they won't try it. "Look, I'm holding a dog. This demonstrates that I am a caring and sensitive and loyal and dimwitted mooshpuff that's easily scared by lightning." If I were a lady, I'd probably be skeptical just seeing that dudes pic. Hmm. That's his gimmick, is it? Like, Jesus, didn't you dudes go to high school and see that that poo poo never worked and if anything just made other dudes laugh at you more?

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

phasmid posted:

Hell, the last guy going "you're obviously a slut because you use tindr and yeah I'm on it too, but not to hook up like you whores and why didn't you give my friend your telephone number" even has a pic of him holding up a pupper and trying to look cute next to it.

There is no trick so low it seems, that they won't try it. "Look, I'm holding a dog. This demonstrates that I am a caring and sensitive and loyal and dimwitted mooshpuff that's easily scared by lightning." If I were a lady, I'd probably be skeptical just seeing that dudes pic. Hmm. That's his gimmick, is it? Like, Jesus, didn't you dudes go to high school and see that that poo poo never worked and if anything just made other dudes laugh at you more?

Pics with animals are pretty standard for dating sites/apps though?

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Benny Harvey posted:

Pics with animals are pretty standard for dating sites/apps though?
At least do something creative. Like holding up an alligator snapping turtle. That shows commitment.

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