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Gorilla Salad posted:No, they really do. Go take a shower and brush your teeth you pig. *farts*
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:05 |
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I work at a casino and have seen some really unattractive people and they almost always have their significant other with them
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:08 |
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Tequila Sunrise posted:And when you can't beat the boss you summon a bunch of random guys you find outside her house to gang up on her? no you bring in a couple wing men to hit on her while you watch and learn her moves so you can come up with a strategy. the downside is one of the your bros might win, but that's ok.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:10 |
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So glad my medical condition just gives me thin wrists and joint pain because man are a lot of people fuckers apparently. As if we don't all get old and lumpy
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:13 |
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I look forward to the day I'm old and lumpy. My libido dies away and thus the opposite genders effect on me. And my yearning for companionship slowly tapers into a steady apathy. I'll be my own man again. Just like I was when I was 4 years old playing in my sandbox. Salty Josh fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Aug 27, 2016 |
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I envy kids, there's a lot to enjoy about mixed company before sexuality makes everyone loving nuts. this is why you geld horses, people.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 16:58 |
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Salty Josh posted:I look forward to the day I'm old and lumpy. My libido dies away and thus the opposite genders effect on me. And my yearning for companionship slowly tapers into a steady apathy. old people gently caress the most.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:01 |
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Also, if you have facial hair try to groom it. Like I look great with a nice groomed stubble or short beard if I keep it maintained and under control. I can think of countless other men out there who grow a bread out of laziness of not wanting to shave or think it makes them look more manly or something, but it looks like hot garbage. Does the bread without the mustache work for anyone who isn't Amish? I sure haven't seen it.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:02 |
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I want girl
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:04 |
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Troposphere posted:I work at a casino and have seen some really unattractive people and they almost always have their significant other with them They're there to cut off the idiots from gambling too much and to cheer them on when they make that big score that solves all their problems.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:08 |
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Redmanred posted:Also, if you have facial hair try to groom it. Like I look great with a nice groomed stubble or short beard if I keep it maintained and under control. I can think of countless other men out there who grow a bread out of laziness of not wanting to shave or think it makes them look more manly or something, but it looks like hot garbage. Does the bread without the mustache work for anyone who isn't Amish? I sure haven't seen it. Do you trim or just sculpt with a razor?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:09 |
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Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:12 |
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Pick posted:I envy kids, there's a lot to enjoy about mixed company before sexuality makes everyone loving nuts. this is why you geld horses, people. Never thought I'd ever get some insight from horses but here I am.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:25 |
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I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:29 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:They're there to cut off the idiots from gambling too much and to cheer them on when they make that big score that solves all their problems. a lady won a 11k jackpot and lost it in the same night the other day lol
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:31 |
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gigawhite posted:Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to I don't know how they do it. I just look at stills of pussies and jerk my dead gay dick all day. Moon Atari posted:I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this. Don't worry man... we're all alphas here.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:31 |
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I'm a beta girl in an alpha world. I'm a spastic, it's fantastic. You can call me Dare I'll carry printers anywhere-ere-ere
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:32 |
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Star Trek Deep Space Nine is an office drama about middle managers.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:37 |
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Groovelord Neato posted:old people gently caress the most. Nothing more glorious about dying in the heat of passion; fuel of the Cialis coursing through your veins. She climaxes right as her dentures fall out and at that moment the old gentlemen realizes that his life is complete. He realizes that everything in his life has culminated in this one moment... right before his heart gives out.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:43 |
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Don't worry goons, you can all be in my friendzone.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:45 |
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I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded. An old flame just liked a 3 month old facebook post. We'll see.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:47 |
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why dont these guys just chemically castrate themselves and remove women's dastardly power over them altogether? according to House, MD, this can be accomplished with saltpeter
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a dog from hell posted:I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded. That can be said for both genders man.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:53 |
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Pitdragon posted:why dont these guys just chemically castrate themselves and remove women's dastardly power over them altogether? according to House, MD, this can be accomplished with saltpeter they're holding out for "one of the good ones" to come into their lives and
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:54 |
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Salty Josh posted:That can be said for both genders man. Yeah. Guys like to talk poo poo about it but over 79% of us are too dumb to deserve to live.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:56 |
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a dog from hell posted:I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded. But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:56 |
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The problem is is that these guys search for companionship as a means of validation. Thing is, they will never be comfortable, even with a lover. If you aren't fulfilled by yourself, how are you ever gonna make someone else happy?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:57 |
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I didn't mean it, don't feel bad.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:57 |
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Moon Atari posted:But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal? I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:57 |
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drat, Moon Atari - - keeping it real.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:58 |
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a dog from hell posted:I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker. Referring to the appearance or IQ part?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 17:59 |
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I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:00 |
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Moon Atari posted:Referring to the appearance or IQ part? IQ is sub-normal but I'm definitely a 6
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Moon Atari posted:I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt. It's OK you consistently post good.
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Why can't they see the incongruity in spewing a bunch of hateful poo poo towards women while stating how much nicer they are than other guys and therefore deserve all women? I hate these guys a lot.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:11 |
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also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.
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Moon Atari posted:also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices. Suck my dick.
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:24 |
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Hell, the last guy going "you're obviously a slut because you use tindr and yeah I'm on it too, but not to hook up like you whores and why didn't you give my friend your telephone number" even has a pic of him holding up a pupper and trying to look cute next to it. There is no trick so low it seems, that they won't try it. "Look, I'm holding a dog. This demonstrates that I am a caring and sensitive and loyal and dimwitted mooshpuff that's easily scared by lightning." If I were a lady, I'd probably be skeptical just seeing that dudes pic. Hmm. That's his gimmick, is it? Like, Jesus, didn't you dudes go to high school and see that that poo poo never worked and if anything just made other dudes laugh at you more?
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# ? Aug 27, 2016 18:24 |
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phasmid posted:Hell, the last guy going "you're obviously a slut because you use tindr and yeah I'm on it too, but not to hook up like you whores and why didn't you give my friend your telephone number" even has a pic of him holding up a pupper and trying to look cute next to it. Pics with animals are pretty standard for dating sites/apps though?
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Benny Harvey posted:Pics with animals are pretty standard for dating sites/apps though?
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