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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Too bad, spinach is a good pizza topping, provided it's well drained and actually cooked.

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

steinrokkan posted:

Too bad, spinach is a good pizza topping, provided it's well drained and actually cooked.

Spinach ricotta pizza, for-loving-ever

Jyrraeth
Aug 1, 2008

I love this dino
SOOOO MUCH

I found my inner goon one evening and ordered a poutine pizza from pizza hut. Something misfired in my brain and I decided to get it as a thin-crust.

I really should've taken a picture of it. Just completely saturated with gravy. They didn't even put actual cheese curds on it, just the typical pizza cheese.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jyrraeth posted:

I found my inner goon one evening and ordered a poutine pizza from pizza hut. Something misfired in my brain and I decided to get it as a thin-crust.

I really should've taken a picture of it. Just completely saturated with gravy. They didn't even put actual cheese curds on it, just the typical pizza cheese.

There have been wars started over less

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I had a vegan pizza with a cashew paste that held the toppings on after it was cooked and it was loving delicious. Why that's not standard like cheese on non-vegan pizzas is beyond me.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Picnic Princess posted:

I had a vegan pizza with a cashew paste that held the toppings on after it was cooked and it was loving delicious. Why that's not standard like cheese on non-vegan pizzas is beyond me.

It is.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

RNG posted:

It bums me out that however well I rinse them any dish cooked with black beans comes out looking like purple diarrhea.


As a Venezuelan I am literally made out of black beans. It's all about garnishing - a dallop of crema or a grating of white cheese (color contrast) and maybe some spring onion or cilantro will fix that.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

RNG posted:

It bums me out that however well I rinse them any dish cooked with black beans comes out looking like purple diarrhea

Use dried beans, soak them overnight and rinse thoroughly before cooking.

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.












yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

This "none sandwich with front (stuff)" poo poo drives me nuts, pretty much every pre-packaged sandwich does this and is always a package of disappointment. Maybe not that extreme but I've yet to see one that had an even distribution of whatever the sandwich contains throughout the whole bread.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

This is so loving depressing and infuriating.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:

EoinCannon posted:

This is so loving depressing and infuriating.

:britain: in a nutshell.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It's the technically accurate description that gets me. "Simply ham, no mayo."

Murphy Brownback posted:

This "none sandwich with front (stuff)" poo poo drives me nuts, pretty much every pre-packaged sandwich does this and is always a package of disappointment. Maybe not that extreme but I've yet to see one that had an even distribution of whatever the sandwich contains throughout the whole bread.
I had that with a bagel once. loving thing was maybe half filled and the rest completely dry, but you bet the fillings were piled high in that half.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

My Lovely Horse posted:

I had that with a bagel once. loving thing was maybe half filled and the rest completely dry, but you bet the fillings were piled high in that half.

I don't know why I keep trying. I keep thinking "well, this one looks kind of thinner than normal, maybe they filled it evenly this time", but no, it's still only half-filled, just with half the fillings as usual. I know why they do it (can't see the back half of those sandwiches before you buy them) but come on.

I mean, you could say "stop buying your lunch from a vending machine you idiot" but I apparently haven't learned my lesson yet.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The lunch room at work used to have a little 'mini-market' where you could buy pre-packaged sandwiches, ice-cream, yogurt, pretty much anything you'd see in the cooler at a convenience store.

Sometimes those sandwiches didn't look too hot:



The final nail in the coffin were the mouse turds. They put up traps but it did not help. So now we're back to boring old vending machines.

Fake edit: Also please note the loose corn on the bottom.

Another shot:

TotalLossBrain has a new favorite as of 18:17 on Aug 28, 2016

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012

RNG posted:

It bums me out that however well I rinse them any dish cooked with black beans comes out looking like purple diarrhea.
For canned beans, after you rinse them off, let them dry on a paper towel lined tray for a while. It really helps for black bean burgers where too much moisture means the patties will fall apart.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
a put two cans of black beans in my beans and rice and the spices+red hot links always overcome the beans and give my rice a nice yellowish red :shrug:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Is it... is it hovering? :ohdear:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's breathing.

Er, they

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

TotalLossBrain posted:

Sometimes those sandwiches didn't look too hot:
Lol. Actually I wonder if they'd be warm to the touch with all that bacterial gas

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

NarwhalParty posted:



Found this in the freezer section of the grocery store.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6lTfMxqIgY

watch a man with an eating disorder eat those

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Anti-food porn: sandwich outgassing

RNG
Jul 9, 2009


This is a normal plate of pasta. :confused:

Also thanks for the black bean advice, everyone. I really like black beans but hate the way they discolor food.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

EoinCannon posted:

This is so loving depressing and infuriating.

Would.

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

rear end struggle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6lTfMxqIgY

watch a man with an eating disorder eat those
What is wrong with this man?
https://youtu.be/R6lTfMxqIgY?t=3m30s

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEu41fpum5U&t=313s

your guess is as good as mine

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do
I think I've got it figured out. Food is the only pleasure he experiences. Ever.

EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
The noises he makes in this one :stonk:

Edit: after getting further in the video its also :nms:

Ziggy Smalls has a new favorite as of 02:06 on Aug 29, 2016

Coolie Ghost
Jan 16, 2013

sensible dissent dispenser


Was at a company outing involving the best got drat Korean style fried chicken I've ever had and this was uh, topping the menu

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Coolie Ghost posted:



Was at a company outing involving the best got drat Korean style fried chicken I've ever had and this was uh, topping the menu

That's Mexican street corn. It's good.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

rear end struggle posted:

That's Mexican street corn. It's good.

Isn't Mexican street corn usually on the cob?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What-What is this? :smith:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
A sadwich?

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

rear end struggle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6lTfMxqIgY

watch a man with an eating disorder eat those

This video is so cringeworthy. Also, why the gently caress are you doing this from your car? Too embarrassed to show your viewers what the inside of your house looks like?

I legitimately feel bad for this person :smith:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
It looks like most of his videos are reviews of gross food from inside his car.

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
The thing is he baked those twinkies before eating them. So he decided to bring them outside to his car to eat/review.

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

Julias posted:

This video is so cringeworthy. Also, why the gently caress are you doing this from your car? Too embarrassed to show your viewers what the inside of your house looks like?

I legitimately feel bad for this person :smith:

I think it's a psychological thing too, he probably grew up eating drive thru food in cars so he associates it with pleasure now.

It's sad, he went on a diet, but the youtube channel really enables him. What's worse is he's like 35 and is already looking like a 50-year-old behind all of his fat.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

rear end struggle posted:

I think it's a psychological thing too, he probably grew up eating drive thru food in cars so he associates it with pleasure now.

It's sad, he went on a diet, but the youtube channel really enables him. What's worse is he's like 35 and is already looking like a 50-year-old behind all of his fat.

:aaa:
Whaaaa.....?? That dude looks like he is mid/late fifties. Are you sure about 35?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Julias posted:

This video is so cringeworthy. Also, why the gently caress are you doing this from your car? Too embarrassed to show your viewers what the inside of your house looks like?

I legitimately feel bad for this person :smith:

He actually does/has made videos in his house. The first video of his I ever saw was him eating a bunch of chocolate or nutella or some other brown sploodge with just his face. I wish I didn't remember it.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Subjunctive posted:

Isn't Mexican street corn usually on the cob?

On the cobb is elotes, off the cobb is esquites.

This is so loving good if you want to try esquites

http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/07/esquites-mexican-street-corn-salad-recipe.html

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