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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love this jacked up old bastard

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

StarkRavingMad posted:

I love this jacked up old bastard

I love that this could apply to almost anyone in the last three or so matches at least

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

oatgan posted:

this is such a nothing show

This is objectively better than last year's clusterfuck, but that was at least memorable due to being bad enough to be kinda funny

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
jesus christ Texano, you didn't have to blade your whole dumb face

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
wut

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah talk about a poo poo finish

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

oatgan posted:

this is such a nothing show

the lack of hiccups and such makes me not regret the $23 spent

Clown vs Pagano better be a goddamn trainwreck on the Villano six-man scale though

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Mesias working multiple characters on the same show

we haven't seen such a thing since Demon Kane and Corporate Kane

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hello, fans in the arena

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
AAA loves feedback

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Ben Hur would've been so much better with a clown

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



The main event, sponsored by hollywood

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh good Tirantes is the ref

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
The fact that these matches happen in the dark always makes this look like an even bigger deal than Wrestlemania even though it has like a tenth the production values.

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

I've gotten retweeted by both Cuerno and Taya within 4 minutes of their match ending and no stream hiccups so this show gets five stars from me

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

congrats

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mob posted:

I've gotten retweeted by both Cuerno and Taya within 4 minutes of their match ending and no stream hiccups so this show gets five stars from me

I've been getting quietly drunk and nothing has been really bad aside from the poo poo finishes so I'm having a good time

also I want a clown mask where I can rip the face skin off to reveal a more horrifying clown mask underneath

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
hahah fans just pelting Pagano with trash

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



If you paid for a front row seat at Triplemania would you rather

a) Get kicked in the face by Aerostar
b) Have your chair stolen by Pagano

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
A spanish fly into the stands onto unfolded chairs, owwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Spanish fly off the guard rail? Nice

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

fisting by many posted:

If you paid for a front row seat at Triplemania would you rather

a) Get kicked in the face by Aerostar
b) Have your chair stolen by Pagano

Can I get both or is that the VIP package

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Striker and Hugo have been EXTREMELY TOLERABLE this show, folks. Really enjoying myself. Also I bought two new glass pipes at the flea market this weekend, hit me up on Twitter DM if you want pics

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mob posted:

Striker and Hugo have been EXTREMELY TOLERABLE this show, folks. Really enjoying myself. Also I bought two new glass pipes at the flea market this weekend, hit me up on Twitter DM if you want pics

as a bonus we got to hear Vampiro berate a small child as well

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Is that a goddamn fork :stare:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I love the occasional crowd shot of crying, horrified children

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

That escalated quickly

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
TIRANTES YOU SON OF A BITCH

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



:stare: :stare: :stare:

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


classic wagner

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


what a guy

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Haha that fast count

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah

BIEN BIEN BIEN

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
although of course we knew they weren't going to unmask the clown

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
He rolled back onto the fire

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Hace posted:

He rolled back onto the fire

they taught him stop, drop, and roll as a child but were not specific enough

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

That main event was nowhere near minus five stars

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mob posted:

That main event was nowhere near minus five stars

I enjoyed it in a garbage match kind of way

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


i definitely remember wagner vs psycho clown being set up months ago, am i completely misremembering or was there a cancelled match/similar?

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Clown versus Wagner mask v mask is kind of crazy

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