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Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

deffo this. i'm extremely fat and retarded as hell

Quote the post now. Hit reply.

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i fuckin love enterprise. if you skip every episode with time travel or elemental aliens its up there as one of the better star treks imo

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Yeah, because then you don't have to watch it at all.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the western episode of enterprise was a better TOS episode than most TOS episodes.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



I love A Night in Sickbay, though the best trek episode out of every series is definitely Lower Decks

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Fat Shat Sings posted:

I'm Jalad, at Tanagra, With Darmok

grover, when the walls fell

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Wasn't the enemy in the future going to turn out to be Archer himself originally?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I'm Jean-Luc Picard, but the one that didn't get stabbed in the bar fight.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
im morn

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




I'm O'Brien's shoulder.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i'm a dabo table

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
actually can i be quantum harry kim

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



corn in the bible posted:

actually can i be quantum harry kim

i wonder if there is a version of quantum harry kim that posts incessantly on twitter about how much he loved playing the character garrett wang, and attending conventions as garrett wang.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I don't know why you're talking about Enterprise in the Star Trek thread, it's not Star Trek. I don't watch Babylon 5, or Stargate, or Andromeda, or Farscape, or Enterprise.

Defiance was good, though.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Voyager should have come across two planets locked in a brutal war over control of the supply of klon peags.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Frog Act posted:

i wonder if there is a version of quantum harry kim that posts incessantly on twitter about how much he loved playing the character garrett wang, and attending conventions as garrett wang.

*looks for Garrett Wang's twitter feed*
... drat, that's sad.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I'm Odo's character on Always Sunny.

I AM SHATTERED TO PIECES!

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
live long and prosper
not!!

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

You wish. I vaguely remember Dax saying he was charming. Also he's well-liked, has lead an interesting life and is rich.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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odo loving owns and i am going to marry him

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



cheerfullydrab posted:

I don't know why you're talking about Enterprise in the Star Trek thread, it's not Star Trek. I don't watch Babylon 5, or Stargate, or Andromeda, or Farscape, or Enterprise.

Defiance was good, though.

Look how wrong this post is.........mein gott

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Wasn't the enemy in the future going to turn out to be Archer himself originally?

I want to say I read something about it either being a future Archer or a Romulan.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Sunswipe posted:

*looks for Garrett Wang's twitter feed*
... drat, that's sad.

i think they should give him a role in the new show just for being so persistent. he's not a betrayer like denise crosby or terry farrell

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
And isn't Wang (*snigger*) the only cast member who was denied the chance to direct? They really owe him something.

Actually, Michael Dorn's twitter isn't much better. He's got a "We want Worf" campaign going, including selling t-shirts. It ain't happing, dude. Yeah, you were in a lot of Star Trek episodes and Worf wasn't a bad character, but Worf being brought back for a new show is about as likely as Takei getting the call for his Captain Sulu show.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Sunswipe posted:

And isn't Wang (*snigger*) the only cast member who was denied the chance to direct? They really owe him something.

Actually, Michael Dorn's twitter isn't much better. He's got a "We want Worf" campaign going, including selling t-shirts. It ain't happing, dude. Yeah, you were in a lot of Star Trek episodes and Worf wasn't a bad character, but Worf being brought back for a new show is about as likely as Takei getting the call for his Captain Sulu show.

lmao

these are kinda sad. a grumpy cat #wewantworf cross promotional campaign


HeartPlug
Aug 22, 2016

Sand will cover this place
Sand will cover you
Made an edit

edit: forgot to draw in something

HeartPlug fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Aug 29, 2016

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Series after TOS should've used the organization Gary Seven was from. Star Trek mined every other past reference. This one hasn't been over used yet.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

HeartPlug posted:

Made an edit

edit: forgot to draw in something

Pretty much perfect, and correct. AGC.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



ive always wondered why the federation is so prohibitionist if its such a utopia. like in TOS, when they pickup the 20th century musician, nobody will hook him up with space weed, saurian brandy is illegal, and i bet dr. crusher is insanely stingy with ambien

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Saurian brandy is legal. Romulan Ale is illegal. Because they are space Cuba.

e: I remember Stoli vodka used to be embargoed in the US during the Cold War. I think that's the analog for illegality.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Aug 29, 2016

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

HeartPlug posted:

Made an edit

edit: forgot to draw in something

That is amazing.

Unrelated to that if you read the sperg alpha on the Worf and Jadzia wedding episode there is something interesting. It has Moore stating that Jadzia was probably going to sleep with the samoan officer who did the fire dance if Martok's wife hadn't crashed things. That wouldn't have gone over well at all.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Martok's wife was awesome and had dax pouting and flailing like a spoiled teenager. It's too bad she didn't kill her or something.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Okay, I'm watching "The Storyteller".

Good to know O'Brien hates Season 1 Bashir, as any rational human would.

O'Brien, though, he never was a bad character. He was never reprehensible or horrible in some way. He didn't have an arc from bad to human. He's always just been plugging away at his job.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
:siren: X-POST :siren:

quote:

Nation posted:

why dont u star trek voyager into the toilet janeways

lmao

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
O'Brien jerks off remembering all the cardies he strangled in the war.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
who the gently caress changed my av

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

cheerfullydrab posted:

Okay, I'm watching "The Storyteller".

Good to know O'Brien hates Season 1 Bashir, as any rational human would.

O'Brien, though, he never was a bad character. He was never reprehensible or horrible in some way. He didn't have an arc from bad to human. He's always just been plugging away at his job.
i just feel awful for him though.

"oh my, it's been two episodes, how does o'brien suffer this week?"

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot

Arcsquad12 posted:

I'm the turbo nerd on YouTube comments sections having a meltdown about how ds9 betrays star trek by showing human conflict instead of drinking the rodenberry cool aid cum

I have been reading this the past couple weeks. It's amazing how many people they were able to get on record talking about how petty, lecherous, and awful Gene was. He really does not come across well in the book.

Edit: oh and his son Rod seems to be following in his shithead footsteps.

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Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine

cheerfullydrab posted:

Episodes I did not watch:

Captive Pursuit
Blood Oath
Equilibrium
Rejoined
Sons of Mogh
Statistical Probabilities
One Little Ship

You fuckin' kidding with this poo poo? EVER or just not on a re-watch? because all of those are great episodes.

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