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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
why watch porn? you can go on chatterbate and watch live sex for free. porn is so web 1.0

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

why watch porn? you can go on chatterbate and watch live sex for free. porn is so web 1.0

whats chatterbate some kind of website?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

vyst posted:

lol if you don't enjoy incest porn

Taboo 2 is my fav movie porn or otherwise

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't know op, I just don't know. What happened to the times when good sex was just a good lookin lady with a nice plump penis inside her? :shrug:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
people who are into fetishes they cant easily fulfill in real life are probably turn to porn more reliably
and the more exposure you have to a fetish the more likely it will interest you so its in porn companies interests to increase exposure

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I just watch porn on vhs. My well worn copy of Jenna Jameson's Flashpoint is all I need tbqh :fap:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
you want my cummies daddy??

yea daddy ive been a naughty sissy, please punish my assholle
- famous american poem from 2016

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Next VH1 special "The 2010's" will start looking into porn trends in order to anal:cheeky:yze culture.

Future anthropologists will mine pornhub data for their Ph.D thesis

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i wonder if anyone has even done a porn where you put a camera in a poo and eat it and watch it turn into poo again?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

nice try bitch

gently caress. cucked by dad gay so what, the ultimate humiliation that is somehow also erotic for inexplicable reasons.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

dad gay. so what posted:

whats chatterbate some kind of website?

its a website where girls stick vibrators up their cooch that turn on every time someone tips them a dime.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Moon Atari posted:

i aim to have the most empty quoted avatar of all time.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

its a website where girls stick vibrators up their cooch that turn on every time someone tips them a dime.

what is the ip address?

MrWillsauce
Mar 19, 2015

are they hiring?

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

what is the ip address?

69.420.69.420

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Gatekeeper posted:

big fan of the GAKGAKGAKGAKGAKGAKGAKing during a beej as well as long viscous ropes of mucus and bile and vom stretching from my dicktip to her facecunt when I pull out for a few seconds and allow her to gasp for air before going right back to forceful GAKGAKGAKGAKGAKGAKGAKing, bonus points for mascara running down her face because her eyes won't stop tearing because she's being forcefully gagged and choked


This is def cool and attractive and sexy and VERY normal

Unironically got an erection from this post

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
sorry OP i didn't know they needed to make more porn for gay babies

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
pov is the only porn you need

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

scott zoloft posted:

sorry OP i didn't know they needed to make more porn for gay babies

gaybies

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Is VR porn being worked on ? Sony vr is almost here and the games just aren't doing it for me so far :(

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Decebal posted:

Is VR porn being worked on ? Sony vr is almost here and the games just aren't doing it for me so far :(

stop jacking it to sonic bro

ricro
Dec 22, 2008
The worst part of porn is when the cameraman just puts the camera right up in a girl's vagina so you can practically see inside her, or see a POV of the dude's balls slapping, like goddamn man the genitals themselves are not the hot part of sex

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

SlipkPIe posted:

The worst part of porn is when the cameraman just puts the camera right up in a girl's vagina so you can practically see inside her, or see a POV of the dude's balls slapping, like goddamn man the genitals themselves are not the hot part of sex

whenever someone does that to me i tell them to get the gently caress out of my house

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Zzulu posted:

you want my cummies daddy??

yea daddy ive been a naughty sissy, please punish my assholle
- famous american poem from 2016

Daddy's cummies are just so yummy

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
daddy's tyranny

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

SlipkPIe posted:

The worst part of porn is when the cameraman just puts the camera right up in a girl's vagina so you can practically see inside her, or see a POV of the dude's balls slapping, like goddamn man the genitals themselves are not the hot part of sex

Nah, the flippy bits have more personality than the performers they're attached to

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
i just can't get off unless the porn looks like a glue truck detonated all over a desperate heroin addict in the throes of violent involuntary detox sickness

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

drat horror queefs posted:

i just can't get off unless the porn is a glue truck detonated all over a desperate heroin addict in the throes of violent involuntary detox sickness

He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012
That faces of porn front page article was really funny, do they still do that?

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
My wife is not down for butt stuff.

HAS PORN LIED TO ME?

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
very nice video!! wonderful performance and bodi

give me call anetime miss, I am always ready to provide especially orgasms at a service

*posts entire phone number*

clam the FUCK down
Dec 20, 2013

just lol if you don't have a binder full of women at this point in your life.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
You watch the dialogue at the beginning? hosed up.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You watch the dialogue at the beginning? hosed up.

Vintage gay porn intros/build-ups used to be my favorite youtube video genre before the best ones got pulled off several years ago even though all nudity and loving was cut off

seems there are only newer amateur bullshit available there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8_YRFKK73M

ahh yes this classic is still up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

The internet eventually leads all forms of expression to become increasingly ironic until their intended meaning becomes the opposite of their apparent content. The erotic manifestation of the ironic is porn of non-erotic, seemingly mundane activities. But to those 'in on it', with brains forever altered by the internet, these acts become incredibly arousing when depicted in the specific context of a streaming porn site. Some of you will think this ridiculous, others imagine it won't happen for some time, as internet pornography is too new. But a few have been to clips4sale, and know that we are already fapping far beyond the Rubicon.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I dunno, OP. I haven't used internet porn since I learned to draw my own.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Moon Atari posted:

The internet eventually leads all forms of expression to become increasingly ironic until their intended meaning becomes the opposite of their apparent content. The erotic manifestation of the ironic is porn of non-erotic, seemingly mundane activities. But to those 'in on it', with brains forever altered by the internet, these acts become incredibly arousing when depicted in the specific context of a streaming porn site. Some of you will think this ridiculous, others imagine it won't happen for some time, as internet pornography is too new. But a few have been to clips4sale, and know that we are already fapping far beyond the Rubicon.

I did see a filthy frank video posted on pornhub once. It featured him eating talking vegetables which screamed, bled, and begged for their lives, which the deviantart crowd would probably appreciate now that I think about it.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
they should make a porn with bigfoot and the loch ness monster

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
im angry

angry about other people's fetishes


Zzulu posted:

you want my cummies daddy??

yea daddy ive been a naughty sissy, please punish my assholle
- famous american poem from 2016

hell yea

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

dad gay. so what posted:

i like to pee on poop

Once again, you can accomplish this in your own home using a toilet. :confused:

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