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Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc
He's probably got a big honkin' dragon dildo that shoots eggs out the tip

edit: what a horrible place to have this post

Nancy fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Aug 29, 2016

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thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Daztek posted:

MoMA has deleted one of his aliases

:rip:

ManOfOneLessAlias

ManofManyAliases posted:

That's my account (my REAL account, of which I control).

Ayn Marx posted:

I'm glad ur family is dead moma

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
:pgabz: did you finish or even start downloading 2.5? I might play a bit. You can come too MoMA. I won't even grief you by performing emotes on your ship so you can't leave.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Charles Get-Out posted:

He's probably got a big honkin' dragon dildo that shoots eggs out the tip

edit: what a horrible place to have this post


I never asked for this!!!!!!!

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

hey this is a good game being made and backed by good people.

[pledge more]

now to top off this shitpost a random song I like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRChz-OYi9o

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

HycoCam posted:

Ummm. You been paying attention Star Citizen's development? CR shares your same feeling. A few hype videos and dozen or so ship sales--bam what a wonderful year of development. And stop hating on CIG and Star Citizen. They have been working hard to deliver less and less every year.

I have to wonder how is Crobberts going to end up after SC collapses? Is he going to run away with millions from the backers, or will Star Citizens failure drag him down too and he'll be left a destitute hobo ranting about the fidelity of the Idris at passersby?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

thatguy posted:

:pgabz: did you finish or even start downloading 2.5? I might play a bit. You can come too MoMA. I won't even grief you by performing emotes on your ship so you can't leave.

I did download it but not tried it yet, it's just loving boring as gently caress and takes me a while to get the fortitude together in preparation of being mind numbingly bored and laughing at the same time, it takes it out of me

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Viscous Soda posted:

I have to wonder how is Crobberts going to end up after SC collapses?

Stretched out on a sunny beach somewhere. Whether face up or face down will depend on how quickly he manages to get to the airport.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Be strong little dancing cat
Don't get too angry please

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

Well, it worked in Eve, no?

In which high-sec starter region did it work?

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Viscous Soda posted:

I have to wonder how is Crobberts going to end up after SC collapses? Is he going to run away with millions from the backers, or will Star Citizens failure drag him down too and he'll be left a destitute hobo ranting about the fidelity of the Idris at passersby?

Hope I am not ruining it for you... Are you by chance interested in backing the most ambitious space game to ever be made with the Unreal 4 engine? Profiteer!

Charles Get-Out posted:

edit: what a horrible place to have this post

Being a cat whisper--I can safely tell you all the cat is telling Erine. "Don't move! That's the spot! Oh, God! Oh, God! Yes!!" (work on getting that out of your head...)

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

AP posted:

EXPECTED RESULT
Well, the weapon should work. No more to say about.
The wall should not catapult the player into the game textures.
Normaly, I should get out of my seat
Dead body has a head

blown up in a wonderful explosion or kill my self dead....what a depressing game

all rifles equipped with sights in the correct place
I'm not sure.
a ship must spawn
you hit the wall
I should be the only body in my ship.
Smooth frame rates.
Weapons should switch normally, and no Spawn cape shall be produced.
Ship movement should be without jerks.
It should have installed, shouldn't it.
update buttom will apear and i will update
I want a good animation for the towel (not that "get dirty" animation from before). And i want to see the backside of the towel like in the Letter of the Chairman described. https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/13812-Letter-From-The-Chairman-42-Million
not die
There should not have been a gun sticking out of my characters wrist
For the developers to have taken some advice from someone who works in comms from an airline/shipping company. Or me I'm available and free of charge
I should have been able to exit my seat or at least suicide
should not happen
It should not be possible to go in the Locker (stfu NERD!!!!)
not this
I expect that when I re spawn my view is not blocked by my limbs.
1 Head on pilot
The game should start and begin to run properly.
SHip flant an hangar deck

my favorites

soooo many good ones

Nancy
Nov 23, 2005



Young Orc

Ayn Marx posted:

I never asked for this!!!!!!!

*sunglasses*

HycoCam posted:

Being a cat whisper--I can safely tell you all the cat is telling Erine. "Don't move! That's the spot! Oh, God! Oh, God! Yes!!" (work on getting that out of your head...)

I always thought it was existential horror, honestly.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Charles Get-Out posted:

I always thought it was existential horror, honestly.
I'm not really a cat whisper. I may or may not have yelled those words myself recently...

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
Footage of MoMA playing the legendary 3.0 Gamescom build of Star Citzen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotDYFR9ULk

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



This is so loving embarrassing holy poo poo.

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

thatguy posted:

:pgabz: did you finish or even start downloading 2.5? I might play a bit. You can come too MoMA. I won't even grief you by performing emotes on your ship so you can't leave.

Ship movement should be without jerks.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Barn Folk posted:

Footage of MoMA playing the legendary 3.0 Gamescom build of Star Citzen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotDYFR9ULk


I mean ... I did laugh.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I loved it when Chris mentioned "classes" as if Star Citizen was going to be an RPG.
He meant like castes.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Hav posted:

Nah. It'll never hit Eve's level of emergence because the game will never release

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Skippy Granola posted:

Tell me again how the player doesn't become the ship :allears:

Edit: actually I'd play a game where you fashion a space jet out of your own skin at will, Pom Poko style. Someone crowd fund it

I was thinking more Animorphs. Or maybe transformers WITH animorphs?

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

One successfully crowdfunded 120 million.

So Bernie Madoff is a personal hero for you I guess

stingtwo
Nov 16, 2012
Why does every single defense of this game being late include "they are making AAA 2 games". A single player version of a game doesn't count otherwise Call of Duty has been doing that for years every single year

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

ripptide posted:

So Bernie Madoff is a personal hero for you I guess

I bet his ToS was also iron-clad.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

stingtwo posted:

Why does every single defense of this game being late include "they are making AAA 2 games". A single player version of a game doesn't count otherwise Call of Duty has been doing that for years every single year

Well the only other thing they have is the current state of the game and that is indefensible.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Chin posted:

He meant like castes.

Considering how there are so few players, such a large amount of space...



Its just like Castes Away

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

ripptide posted:

So Bernie Madoff is a personal hero for you I guess

Madoff was tried and convicted of crimes.

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Viscous Soda posted:

I have to wonder how is Crobberts going to end up after SC collapses? Is he going to run away with millions from the backers, or will Star Citizens failure drag him down too and he'll be left a destitute hobo ranting about the fidelity of the Idris at passersby?

Well, considering that he and Sandi have been paying themselves 250K US per year (or does anyone really believe they pay Erin more than themselves?) for the past who knows how long, they probably have a good nest-egg squirreled away. Just in case it rains.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

stingtwo posted:

Why does every single defense of this game being late include "they are making AAA 2 games". A single player version of a game doesn't count otherwise Call of Duty has been doing that for years every single year

Except it will be released as a separate, stand-alone title. Call of Duty is a single player game with a multi-player mode. SQ42 is a single-player game. Star Citizen is (ok, will be) a standalone MMO.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

ManofManyAliases posted:

Madoff was tried and convicted of crimes.

So Bernie, if he didn't get caught?

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

HycoCam posted:

So Bernie, if he didn't get caught?

Maddoff intentionally and willfully defrauded people out of millions without moral deterrent.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/159339/oh-dear-sandi



https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/159331/so-er-what-happened
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/159331/so-er-what-happened/p6






There are two sides to the debate arguing over whether Sandi simply sang Deutschlandlied or the actual Horst-Wessel-Lied. Some point out that she sang the illegal stanzas found in HWL but we'll never know because there's no more footage of it.


And because there's always more and its always worse, it was most likely HWL

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

quote:

Chris intentionally and willfully defrauded people out of millions without moral deterrent.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
What moral deterrent does Chris Roberts have to prove he isn't scamming people?

OB_Juan
Nov 24, 2004

Not every day is a good day.


Dinosaur Gum

ManofManyAliases posted:

Star Citizen is (ok, will be) a standalone MMO.

It would seem that the jury's still out on that.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

What moral deterrent does Chris Roberts have to prove he isn't scamming people?

The livelihood of 300+ employees and hundreds of thousands of backers.

Pelican Dunderhead
Jun 16, 2010

Ah! Hello Ershin!
Pillbug

Beet Wagon posted:

Filthy Goons Only Grief

But it's spelled in VANDUUL which is a real language made up by expert linguists from around the world. That's why the letters don't match up.

e: procedurally generated sandworm



ilu kayak

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

The livelihood of 300+ employees and hundreds of thousands of backers.

None of which he owes any accountability to.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

ManofManyAliases posted:

Madoff was tried and convicted of crimes.

The night is still young for Mr. Roberts, darling

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Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

ManofManyAliases posted:

The livelihood of 300+ employees and hundreds of thousands of backers.

But it's just disposable income for those backers. And they already got their moneys worth. I thought you enjoyed 2.5 ?

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