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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

treiz01 posted:

Right? He could have the most righteous indignation ever and it would still fall flat. I suggest a second account with a less "lol nazis" offensive name to post such things from.

Heh, let's just see when he reads this and goebbels his words :twisted:

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Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Solice Kirsk posted:

I guess no one was allowed to watch television past 8pm in 1990.

95% of Twin Peaks was gorgeous women. The other 5% were insane men.

# ? Aug 30, 2016 01:47

Wizchine: Sep 17, 2007; Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Von_Doom posted:

http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3664088&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

For any without archives: goon named Microwave is a terrible shitlord. He posts and people hate it. Somehow the pics end up in SA. I want to say he posted a pic of his mom to be annoying. Goons explode. Pants explode. Microwave cries and tell goons to stop. Goons make a holiday of spanking it to his hot mom. Goons get even more goony about aforementioned hot mom. Microwave cries and either fades into the back or rereg's another account and still lurks and posts but not as Microwave so people will stop telling him how they spank it to his mom. Goons still occasionally spank it to the pic of hot mom when she's brought up. Its tradition... like christmas crackers. Years from now creatures that have evolved from mankind will not know what this picture they found is.... they just know they have to fap to it.

On a topic note: before I was a teen there were girls I thought were cute... but there was one actress that did it for me. She was an american actress on this tv show. She made my pre-teen self feel.... funny. Fairly sure she inspired my first boner. I hardly ever watched TV but I remembered her beautiful smile and the way her dark hair bounced when I heard that infectious laughter. The dub was terrible but I could still hear that angelic voice underneath the bored sounding russian.

That woman?

Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

She wasn't quite my thing, but I get it: there's some women's voices that are pitched a certain way - a bit nasally - that I respond to, even though most guys wouldn't think of them as sexy.

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Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

Germstore posted:

I don't think he's goering to change his name.

I don't even like this name anymore I made back before I was poor and now I cant afford a new name.

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Robokomodo: Nov 11, 2009

laserghost posted:

Holy poo poo I forgot all about that.

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root of all eval: Dec 28, 2002

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Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Bob James posted:

"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn�t want to gently caress in the first place? There�s such balance in nature."

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Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

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DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Part VII

Death

https://vimeo.com/10798467

:nws:

# ? Aug 30, 2016 02:48

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

But now, Katy Segal... Jesus.

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Inzombiac posted:

When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

But now, Katy Segal... Jesus.

Weird how that poo poo works, eh?

:shrug:

# ? Aug 30, 2016 03:32

Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

VendaGoat posted:

Weird how that poo poo works, eh?

She gets to keep her looks for a lifetime plus one day but after that Buriol gets to claim her soul.

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budgieinspector: Mar 24, 2006; According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

FlimFlam Imam posted:

Not very original but good ole, Elly Mae Clampett, Daisy Duke, and Wonder Woman.

We are of the same vintage, I suspect. The only one missing for me -- and this is way back in the early, early development:

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

basicbitchbudgieinspector posted:

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budgieinspector: Mar 24, 2006; According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

Ratchet-AssVendaHo posted:

Ok

Look, I couldn't find that pic of Angela Lansbury pegging Don Knotts that my grandpa kept in his Spank Valise, okay?

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CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

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laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

gaming in french cgi titty years

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KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

budgieinspector posted:

We are of the same vintage, I suspect. The only one missing for me -- and this is way back in the early, early development:

genesplicer posted:

Dude, there's a difference between funny and really loving creepy. Learn the difference.

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Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

Every episode she's helpless on her knees it's problematic.

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Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Inzombiac posted:

When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

You thought Christina Applegate was ugly? WTF?

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Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

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Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Jack Trades posted:

drat, how was she even allowed on TV?

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Comstar: Apr 20, 2007; Are you happy now?

I am clearly the wrong generation for this forum.

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Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Comstar posted:

I am clearly the wrong generation for this forum.

Just admit it was actually this:

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Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

This thread quickly devolved into "PYF Barely SFW Fap Material".

Not that I mind.

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Volume posted:

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

It sucks how cancer is such a piece of poo poo and she had to cut those beautiful breasts off.

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Chumbawumba4ever97: Dec 31, 2000; by Fluffdaddy

Von_Doom posted:

Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

That my friend is referred to as a Brooklyn or Long Island accent. I find it hot as hell too. See: Marissa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny and Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street.

Some people say it's a NY Jewish accent but plenty of gentile women in Brooklyn, Queens, or Long Island have that accent.

Edit: perfect example of if being hot even when it's faked: https://youtu.be/P6UbsF02lsQ
(starts at exactly 1:15)

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Aug 30, 2016

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

It might have been listening to Avril Lavigne in elementary, I'm not really sure.

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

In 1998 a pop star was born

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GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Marissa Tomei

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Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

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DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 30, 2016

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scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

True story, when I was a young lad I thought "satire" was basically softcore porn. All the adults talked about how funny the satire was. All I knew was that some of these scenes made me feel funny... in my pants.

:smith: