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ewe2 posted:There once was a man called Chris e: ah gently caress. e2: limerick cat tax 
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Shala posted:Those of us in the #BenTruth movement recognize sitting as an alternate form of standing. To be fair, as your knees slowly buckled beneath you, the two soon become largely indistinguishable.
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Sunswipe posted:Suck my dick, you fuckman. There's nothing wrong with Ben, his doctor said so. No one knows why he had sepsis, it's just one of those unfortunate conditions that can strike anyone at any time. Sure, his joints are giving out on him and he's in pain all the time, but that's perfectly normal for a healthy person in their mid-30s.
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Shala posted:I sob every time I remember Sandi threatening Ben's life with those doughnuts on that live stream. e: too slow... maybe #IHelpBenOfftheCouch ?
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Sunswipe posted:Not a games developer, but I'd always understood that Cryengine was intended to make very pretty looking FPS games first and foremost. So if you want to make cool videos to scam suckers, it's probably an excellent choice. If you want an engine to actually make a space simulation/MMO/dating sim/mining sim/tower defense/city builder in... not so much. Hey don't worry what some people might think about you coming with new names for Cash Robber all day. I know a bunch of folks that do it with Derek Smart's name all the time and they are totally normal...
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HycoCam posted:e: too slow... maybe #IHelpBenOfftheCouch ?
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Well if no one else is going to pay the catte taxe for this page, I've got one I've been saving from GBS: HycoCam posted:Hey don't worry what some people might think about you coming with new names for Cash Robber all day. I know a bunch of folks that do it with Derek Smart's name all the time and they are totally normal... I'm hoping that one day someone on r/starcitizen or r/dereksmart will point out how childish I'm being with these nonsensical names.
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thatguy posted:I've got a Large Oreo Milkshake with your name on it! Must be his monthly anniversary!
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Sunswipe posted:Well if no one else is going to pay the catte taxe for this page, I've got one I've been saving from GBS: Uhhh... what is this from?
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Aug 30, 2016 22:54
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ewe2 posted:There once was a man called Chris Its like poetry...
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It's pretty telling that PGI, after spending years with CryEngine working on MWO, planned to go to another engine when they announced their own (long since dead) spacegame.
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Aug 30, 2016 22:55
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D1E posted:Uhhh... what is this from? Batman
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Propagandist posted:I feel like a haiku would be a better medium for a lot of these topics. Make it a link that plays some japanese flute poo poo while you read it for maximum immersion. Goons shitpost badly, Roberts made many millions, Please pass me the salt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uQAzmIQIIc
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Tippis posted:You only do that because when he sits down, there's no room left on the sofa. #IsituatedmyselfnearBenLesnick is too big though
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Sunswipe posted:Well if no one else is going to pay the catte taxe for this page, I've got one I've been saving from GBS: Don't worry, Solslap, I got your back!
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Aug 30, 2016 22:56
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Wasn't it from an abscess which is a thing cool healthy clean and fit people get ALL THE TIME Abscesses aren't all that rare in healthy people, But they are unlikely to lead to a life threatening event if someone is healthy.
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I saw that edit, you fucker MoMA.
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D1E posted:Uhhh... what is this from? The original Batman movie?
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Goons are having fun I cant let them My lord decrees it PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP 
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D1E posted:Uhhh... what is this from? All the best Catwomen were from the 60s Batman.
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I know it doesn't rhyme but 
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OB_Juan posted:It's pretty telling that PGI, after spending years with CryEngine working on MWO, planned to go to another engine when they announced their own (long since dead) spacegame. Yeah, who is looking like the idiots now? Remember when folks bashed PGI for trying to crowdfund the next BDSSE? At this stage, my money is PGI would have a hell of a lot better game to play than what we have for CIG. PGI a more reputable developer than CIG with better community management under Niko. Remember when it seemed impossible to fuckup worse than the shitshow that was MWO, PGI, and Niko? CIG makes everything those clowns have done seem like a resounding success... HycoCam fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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Aug 30, 2016 23:02
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D1E posted:Sandi told her that having decade-old profile pictures is what the cool kids do. this is how you mess up impressionable people. Also every cosmo has some diet tips in it. That said I am excited about Star Citizen: A good game.
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They found another flaw The kind thats truly mindblowing As we all post with awe I cant help myself parping Im filled with purpose I must deflect and derail They'll stick me in the hearse My leader thinks I'll fail So here I am in all my glory Belt strapped tight and ready to shill Those who live will tell my story About how I died on this fair hill
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notoriousman posted:I saw that edit, you fucker MoMA. 
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Ben's fat LOL
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Raskolnikov posted:The worst part is, that's some collective office effort. They cannot cut a cake. The cake was baked in Unity and all the CryEngine devs were like BUH-WHUUUUUU?! ewe2 posted:There once was a man called Chris Whoops, gonna need to refactor the scansion. Should be out in time for 3.0
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Google Butt posted:Ben's fat LOL
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D1E posted:Uhhh... what is this from? How are you not familiar with Batman?
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HycoCam posted:PGI a more reputable developer than CIG with better community management under Niko. Ah, Niko Snow. Good times.
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I stand in front of the cork board, which is covered in information about the game. Screenshots, photographs, printouts of articles an forum posts. but none of it makes sense. Acting on whim, I select two items at random: a picture of what could only be described as a 'space news van', and a forum post detailing the inevitable consequences of space piracy, as envisaged by some sicko. In go the pushpins, and a small cord of red twine has each end wrapped around them. I step back. Nonsense, of course; there's no meaning in any of this. But then as my eyes run back and forth between the newsvan and the post they alight upon the lowest point of the length of twine, which has sagged downward with its tip pointing to a grainy image of a man running his tongue across a furred lip. The face of Ben Lesnik: Developer. 
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the mark of roberts is a pixel the wrong shade as you clip through it
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ManofManyAliases posted:Mates and I took out a Connie and fighter escort, trolled Kareah for kills until we got wanted status, setup shop inside and killed people who entered the station for at least an hour. We stole the enemy ships and hopped out to GrimHex to "Buy" armor. Then we jumped back to covalex to encounter security and grief people who just repaired. I played for 4 hours and crashed twice during this time. A third time, the game locked up and I exited to main menu, but it wasn't a CTD. no you didn't this didn't happen at all.. lol
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Raskolnikov posted:too fat Is that Jennifer Connelly?
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lost in the huge shitpile of this thread someone made a gif of that scene with cuts to like "Foundry 42" on the bulletin board and "Robertsspaceindustries" on the cup. No idea where exactly though as I didn't quote it and don't remember who posted it to try and go through post histories.
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HycoCam posted:Remember when it seemed impossible to fuckup worse than the shitshow that was MWO, PGI, and Niko? CIG makes everything those clowns have done seem like a resounding success... Seriously. I posted something along the lines of "I'll never see a more unprofessionally moderated forum full of non-discussion and toxic behavior than PGIs" once. Then CIG reared it's ugly head (scripted movement ofc). Boy do I just feel silly now.
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XK posted:Is that Jennifer Connelly? parp2parp
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I know many people meet their SO online, but how the hell do you make a connection on twitter? You can only say like 10 words per comment...
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OB_Juan posted:It's pretty telling that PGI, after spending years with CryEngine working on MWO, planned to go to another engine when they announced their own (long since dead) spacegame. The one thing I have to give credit to Star Citizen for - it made the handful of DISPOSABLE INCOME I threw at  and their bad dumb (kind fun) robot game seem like a sound investment.
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TacticalNecromancy posted:Meanwhile, in a game, uh-oh. i am not really the type for elite: dangerous, but drat if i don't love the sort of long-form exploration "storytelling" that occurs. someone finding this poo poo on a planet, months after other obvious little signs, is just thrillin'
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