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Most of their economic and military might came from horses - they were early pioneers of war-chariots, for instance. It's kind of unsurprising that they got a little too into them.
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dpbjinc posted:But what if the pig was just fellating you? And what if the pig was dead? You only get off if your name is David.
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Burkion posted:You only get off if your name is David. Well, yeah, but what's the punishment for him?
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dpbjinc posted:Well, yeah, but what's the punishment for him? Apparently British Royalty is not as hardcore as the Hittites were. Not even a "no way can you ever approach the [Queen]" or anything. 
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Pub's ghost stolen by Chinese artist
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He better bring that ghost back to the pub after he's done! 
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Hey I can't read crazy moon language  ooooh neither can she
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Hittites posted:If a man have intercourse with a cow, it is a capital crime, he shall die. So does this mean it was ok for women to get down with cattle and sheep, just not with pigs or dogs?
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stereobreadsticks posted:So does this mean it was ok for women to get down with cattle and sheep, just not with pigs or dogs? I forget are there male sheep, or are they just rams. Because they might be playing the name game and mean only female variants of the animals and not rams and bulls, thus excluding women from the loving.
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stereobreadsticks posted:So does this mean it was ok for women to get down with cattle and sheep, just not with pigs or dogs? Well, clearly a woman wouldn't have sex with a female pig or dog, so they must mean the pig and dog will die.  Alternatively, the translation just sucks, because who in their right mind would take their time to make sure the lines about loving animals are pristine?
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dpbjinc posted:Well, clearly a woman wouldn't have sex with a female pig or dog, so they must mean the pig and dog will die. If anything, the translator may having been playing fast and loose to preserve some loopholes?
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Burkion posted:I forget are there male sheep, or are they just rams. Because they might be playing the name game and mean only female variants of the animals and not rams and bulls, thus excluding women from the loving. Female sheep are ewes.
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Tiggum posted:Female sheep are ewes. Right. gently caress if I know maybe they only care if you stick your dick in them.
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Tiggum posted:Female sheep are ewes. I don't want to know your name. I just want to baaa baaa baaaang
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Robiben posted:That news site is pretty good. I'd believe those fucken polls. More than a few people I've talked to are completely convinced ghosts are real. The frustrating thing is their "evidence" is so flimsy it's laughable. It's not like they're full on "I talked to a ghost and it told me about things from my future, and they came true!" It's always "I was half asleep in bed and I think it was sort of dark in the corner of my room, therefore ghosts are 100% real." Like, it's dumb enough you're even putting stock in the concept of ghosts, but even then your evidence is a loving shadow? At night? WHILE YOU WERE HALF ASLEEP?!? Man, I was at 7-11, and this guy coughed weird and it sort of sounded like a growl, therefore he must've actually been Bigfoot. Yep, samskwatches are real now guys. They really like Big Bite Hotdogs and grape Slurpees.
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Whatever language that is sure has a lot of butt letters in it.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'd believe those fucken polls. More than a few people I've talked to are completely convinced ghosts are real. My soon-to-be sister-in-law is like this. She swears that the house she grew up with is haunted. When you ask for evidence it's always like "this thing would always fall off the wall if we tried to hang it" or "sometimes it smelled bad in the laundry room" etc. If you express doubt about it they'll just say "I was there, why would I make this up?". Bigfoot believers are even worse because 90% of the time all the evidence they have is hearing a banging noise in the woods or found a tuft of hair on a tree once. The other 10% who think they saw one are lying or saw a bear or something.
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Murphy Brownback posted:Bigfoot believers are even worse because 90% of the time all the evidence they have is hearing a banging noise in the woods or found a tuft of hair on a tree once. The other 10% who think they saw one are lying or saw a bear or something. I always imagined on those "Bigfoot Hunter" TV shows, when the hunters make a hooting sound and get a response from "bigfoot" in the distance, it's actually just another crew from a competing bigfoot TV show filming a mile away responding to the call.
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Shamed teacher struck off for having sex with pupil has been working in missionary position
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GrossMurpel posted:Shamed teacher struck off for having sex with pupil has been working in missionary position A+ See me after class~
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Man, I was at 7-11, and this guy (..)he must've actually been Bigfoot. BIGFOOT SIGHTING CONFIRMED
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Pamela Anderson and a rabbi published an article in the Wall Street Journal about the evils of pornography.. I am pretty sure this is not viral marketing for the next Coen Brothers movie. Take the Pledge: No More Indulging Porn Rabbi Boteach is a an author, TV host and public speaker. Ms. Anderson is a model, author and actress.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'd believe those fucken polls. More than a few people I've talked to are completely convinced ghosts are real. Kids have overactive imaginations, some people never grow out of it. You almost want to be jealous of them. Knormal posted:Whatever language that is sure has a lot of butt letters in it. Pretty sure it's from India, though I don't know which language it is. e: it's Kannada. Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Phlegmish posted:e: it's Kannada.
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skander posted:I thought they just wrote in English, and sometimes French. thank you for handling this better than I could have
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The headline says all that you needed to know, but you'll click for more anyway: " Woman breaking wind cuts through sombre silence of Grimsby courtroom" http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/woman-breaking-wind-cuts-through-sombre-silence-of-grimsby-courtroom/story-29678588-detail/story.html
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:The headline says all that you needed to know, but you'll click for more anyway: " Woman breaking wind cuts through sombre silence of Grimsby courtroom" I feel like the writer of this particular story was having far too much fun describing a woman ripping rear end during court proceedings and I thank him for it.
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 Car rolls into water after spider scares teen driver while parked at a boat ramp in Pittwater quote:In scenes similar to a car insurance advert, the vehicle had to be fished out of Pittwater today after a spider decided to launch itself onto the shocked driver’s lap.
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mrkillboy posted:
Huntsman spiders scare the poo poo out of drivers so often that they're actually on the list of most dangerous spiders despite not being venomous to humans. 
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Intoluene posted:Huntsman spiders scare the poo poo out of drivers so often that they're actually on the list of most dangerous spiders despite not being venomous to humans. Are they the ones that hang out on the ceiling of the car, hidden by that thing you flip down to block sunlight?
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A year ago: Indiana Mom Jumps From Moving Car After Seeing Spider, Causing Wreck and Injuring 9-Year-Old Son
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Henchman of Santa posted:Are they the ones that hang out on the ceiling of the car, hidden by that thing you flip down to block sunlight? Yes. Not acceptanle arachnid behavior IMHO.
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lavaca posted:Pamela Anderson and a rabbi published an article in the Wall Street Journal about the evils of pornography.. I am pretty sure this is not viral marketing for the next Coen Brothers movie. But it's okay, porn's only bad for men. It interferes with your ability to "function as a husband." Pretty 1800's, am I right? Wait, what's the rest of that quote? "...and, by extension, as a father." 
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