Battlefield 5: My wife and I walked down the aisle to the Terminator theme

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nmfree: Aug 15, 2001; The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

Fingers McGee posted:

All's Quiet on the Western Gunt

ftfy

# ? Aug 31, 2016 21:52

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:49

Fingat: May 17, 2004; Shhh. My Common Sense is Tingling

I feel like I'm on At Midnight with these.

Sopwith Cameltoe

Autist-Goonarian Empire

# ? Aug 31, 2016 21:57

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

Wow the foggy version of this map is utter horse poo poo.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 22:31

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

It's a dust storm!!!

Swap your gear for close quarters and get to stabbing fools who are blinded.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 22:38

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

Pleads posted:

It's a dust storm!!!

Swap your gear for close quarters and get to stabbing fools who are blinded.

I guess. It just looks like a bunch of white foggy bullshit. The storm yesterday looked like a storm. This (even in map view) looked like the whole area had low fog. (You could see mountain tips.)

It just sucked. Also really not liking how you spawn in on this map. The number of times I have spawned behind an enemy tank backing up and instantly killing me, etc...

# ? Aug 31, 2016 22:54

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Can we start abbreviating it as BF so I can say butt gently caress in my head more often

# ? Aug 31, 2016 22:59

Schroeder91: Jul 5, 2007

I like the blinding dust storms myself. Having a lot of fun with the game.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:00

StevoMcQueen: Dec 29, 2007

After an hour of being unable to connect, finally got in.

Gunplay seems janky as gently caress. Tanks are baller. Biplanes are cool. Sandstorms can suck a bag of dicks. Mounted cannons are loving awesome (for sniping with).

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:10

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

This game is cool, aiming seems to take a little bit of adjusting. If anyone on XBone wants to play (I added my name to that list thing but lord knows if anyone goes over it) add me! GT is SandRifle.

# ? Aug 31, 2016 23:16

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

so on ps4 are the servers busted in a "nobody can play this right now" way? or is it more of a "keep refreshing to go online and eventually it will work" way

# ? Sep 1, 2016 00:13

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

so on ps4 are the servers busted in a "nobody can play this right now" way? or is it more of a "keep refreshing to go online and eventually it will work" way

for me the latter. was able to get in after refreshing a bunch and got booted after 2 rounds.

game owns btw.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 00:15

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

http://i.imgur.com/8GneVf3.gifv

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:31

red19fire: May 26, 2010

drat it I just want to slay some krauts like my great grandfathers before me. Although as I recall both bf4 and bfh had server problems in the early days. Glad to see :dice:

still refuses to learn from their mistakes.

E: In fact, IIRC correctly the hardline beta had connection problems, :dice:

promised it would be fixed on release day, and had the same problems on release day, for like a week. Then the Division developers said they were postponing release because they didn't want to be like DICE :iceburn:

and disappoint fans.

red19fire fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 1, 2016

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:35

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

http://i.imgur.com/QIXWQ6J.gifv

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:36

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

http://i.imgur.com/B7ilmUF.gifv

# ? Sep 1, 2016 01:53

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

drat I've never gotten a good video of that happening, it usually happens down in a corner of the screen

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:01

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

red19fire posted:

drat it I just want to slay some krauts like my great grandfathers before me. Although as I recall both bf4 and bfh had server problems in the early days. Glad to see still refuses to learn from their mistakes.

E: In fact, IIRC correctly the hardline beta had connection problems, promised it would be fixed on release day, and had the same problems on release day, for like a week. Then the Division developers said they were postponing release because they didn't want to be like DICE and disappoint fans.

It's not really :dice:

; some group of shitbirds called PoodleCorp is DDOSing EA/BF1 servers.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:13

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

angels of mons pubis

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:16

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

They leaked the new class for the official release

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:27

PureEvil6_13: Jun 1, 2004; I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Placed in queue: Queue position: 64

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:45

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

My queue went down to 16 and then got stuck for 30 minutes. :dice:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:46

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Well the new main menu screen seems alright at least and the music is cool

# ? Sep 1, 2016 02:49

Chemmy: Feb 4, 2001

FastestGunAlive posted:

Well the new main menu screen seems alright at least and the music is cool

Use the server browser we're out here dumpin'

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:08

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

THE SERVER IS FULL. YOU HAVE BEEN PLACED IN THE QUEUE.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:25

sunday at work: Apr 6, 2011; "Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."

The light tank is savage.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 03:33

Evil Canadian: Sep 10, 2000; No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

So I take it there is some kind of bonus for not using the scopes on the sniper rifles? RoF or something like that?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:27

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Is it really hard to get a plane or what? I've never even come close.

Loving the ground vehicles though. Shooting feels really good with actual leading etc.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:35

Evil Canadian: Sep 10, 2000; No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

Ahh I never play snipers but the Russian winchester rifle without the scope is so drat fun, feel John wayne as poo poo.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:43

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

The AT Rocket Gun is a hilarious sniper
http://i.imgur.com/t7L2t7W.gifv

Don't even have to aim at the guy
http://i.imgur.com/mtaa9YD.gifv

# ? Sep 1, 2016 04:44

red19fire: May 26, 2010

For whatever reason it's not displaying the post round stats but whatever this is fun as hell.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:15

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

red19fire posted:

For whatever reason it's not displaying the post round stats but whatever this is fun as hell.

Same here on both counts

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:22

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

I had the "you spawn with only your gun and no grenades/specials and if you swap classes you literally have nothing and can't even melee" bug.

Was able to pick up a dead person's kit but could only use the main gun in that one, too.

:dice:

Still fun!

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:33

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

I had an issue earlier where I spawned as cavalry but with no horse. I couldn't shoot my gun unless I was sprinting

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:36

Schroeder91: Jul 5, 2007

Evil Canadian posted:

So I take it there is some kind of bonus for not using the scopes on the sniper rifles? RoF or something like that?

I believed if you use a rifle with no scope, then you can pull the bolt and continue firing without exiting the sights. Dunno about anything else.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:45

Smashlampjaw: Aug 16, 2008

Anyone play the BETA on Xbox1..?

And want to play?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 05:50

Evil Canadian: Sep 10, 2000; No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

Schroeder91 posted:

I believed if you use a rifle with no scope, then you can pull the bolt and continue firing without exiting the sights. Dunno about anything else.

It may just be that but it feels good. Feels like playing DoD/1942. Feels just and right. That and each shot is like 80% life anywhere on the body and you can crank em out at a fair pace at least with the winchester.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 06:08

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

the artillery trucks are actually pretty monstrous

# ? Sep 1, 2016 07:35

trash person: Apr 5, 2006; Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!

Just played a couple hours with four friends. On Xbox One. Game is hella fun. Basically what I wish Star Wars Battlefront had been!

# ? Sep 1, 2016 07:40

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

I swear, if BF1 changed the air combat to copy that of War Thunder control wise it would be absurdly good to be a pilot.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 07:55

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moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Has anyone gotten hate mail from teabagging yet? People don't seem to get as butthurt about that type of thing as they do in Destiny... yet

http://i.imgur.com/bGSJ36T.gifv

moist turtleneck fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Sep 1, 2016

# ? Sep 1, 2016 13:28

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