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Sorry sorry sorry, I'll be there to protect you sorry from computer zombies sorry again no sorry really.
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im gobna start pretending to be a girl on the internet and mine these creepers for their coin
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Sep 1, 2016 12:53
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Zzulu posted:im gobna start pretending to be a girl on the internet and mine these creepers for their coin thats literally illegal, have fun in prison criminal scum
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Sep 1, 2016 13:08
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The Real Foogla posted:thats literally illegal, have fun in prison criminal scum hes part time trans
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Sep 1, 2016 13:11
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The Real Foogla posted:thats literally illegal, have fun in prison criminal scum yeah fucker, im a girl spiritually so its ok now buy stufff for me and ill send u a pic of my boobs (moobs)
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Sep 1, 2016 13:12
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Zzulu posted:im gobna start pretending to be a girl on the internet and mine these creepers for their coin Make a bot that tries to convince lonely people to give a fake girl money and call the proceeds sadcoins.
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Sep 1, 2016 13:44
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mind the walrus posted:At the end of the day I don't mind poisonous bad characters like the Joker, Rorschach or whatever nor the sadbrains who idolize them. I just wish they didn't take up so much loving screentime. The trouble with that was that a lot of Watchmen follows Rorschach's investigation, sorta by necessity, so...yea, it means you see/hear a lot of the dingus. In terms of which hosed up individual got just the right amount/balance of exposure, I'd deffo have to say the Comedian since him being already dead and all, you get these snippets of him, each with substance, and it never gets overbearing though obviously shows off just what sort of insane gently caress he was. Some might say Veidt, but lmao - only a goon could like the exposure of him, since there's little of him until the very end, where he's just 110% 
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Sep 1, 2016 14:10
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Pitdragon posted:do all nice guys have serious mommy issues? do they always have this weird unhealthy relationship with their mother??? All of them want a woman who functions both as a sexual partner and as a replacement for their mom. You see the same thing with techbros and all the idiotic startup companies whose selling point boils down to "this service means you don't have to worry about this minor simple thing you didn't have to worry about as a kid because your mom took care of it."
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Sep 1, 2016 15:03
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They hired a new receptionist at work and now I take the long way to the bathroom because she's cute and I don't want to have to think every time I walk by her "she knows. She knows what I'm about to do."
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Sep 1, 2016 15:09
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Mak0rz posted:ill be your friend pick ur my friend  so is nomchom, i've read his posts elsewhere they are good
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Sep 1, 2016 15:11
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Neo Rasa posted:All of them want a woman who functions both as a sexual partner and as a replacement for their mom. You see the same thing with techbros and all the idiotic startup companies whose selling point boils down to "this service means you don't have to worry about this minor simple thing you didn't have to worry about as a kid because your mom took care of it." Well, I think we have a culture that has implied technology should do these things because people are "too good" or "too important" to be doing these menial tasks themselves. Well, no one's too good to run a laundry machine and most of the little tech gimmicks don't really work and aren't worth implementing, but still people will readily shift the responsibility for doing these things onto others. It's not always men expecting women to do chores; I think the phenomenon is bigger than that, though that's a very conspicuous dimension of it. I have met both men and women who are unbelievably lazy and stubborn about not doing x/y/z even though those are completely normal things that normal people have to do.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:22
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gigawhite posted:They hired a new receptionist at work and now I take the long way to the bathroom because she's cute and I don't want to have to think every time I walk by her "she knows. She knows what I'm about to do." Lol
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Sep 1, 2016 15:33
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mrwuss posted:hes part time trans you're full time gross Pick posted:Well, I think we have a culture that has implied technology should do these things because people are "too good" or "too important" to be doing these menial tasks themselves. Well, no one's too good to run a laundry machine and most of the little tech gimmicks don't really work and aren't worth implementing, but still people will readily shift the responsibility for doing these things onto others. It's not always men expecting women to do chores; I think the phenomenon is bigger than that, though that's a very conspicuous dimension of it. I have met both men and women who are unbelievably lazy and stubborn about not doing x/y/z even though those are completely normal things that normal people have to do. I agree with this general sentiment. I don't think it's 100% laziness, but the relentless search for tech based optimizations often attempts to implement ill functioning solutions that ultimately take more time to create than time they save. their only value is that they show us what doesn't work. I'm saying that as someone in software development so I'm basically negging the field. hope an hb9 company spreads its legs for me now, employment wise
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Sep 1, 2016 15:37
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Pick posted:Well, I think we have a culture that has implied technology should do these things because people are "too good" or "too important" to be doing these menial tasks themselves. Well, no one's too good to run a laundry machine and most of the little tech gimmicks don't really work and aren't worth implementing, but still people will readily shift the responsibility for doing these things onto others. It's not always men expecting women to do chores; I think the phenomenon is bigger than that, though that's a very conspicuous dimension of it. I have met both men and women who are unbelievably lazy and stubborn about not doing x/y/z even though those are completely normal things that normal people have to do. Men are too good to have to be polite/tip/do chores/bathe compared to women is a guiding principle of all MRA/PUA/etc. type folks. Obviously there are lazy people in all genders but I think it's fair to say it's a taught mindset for a lot of men. Even technology advertised to women is often advertised around "at last, you'll have more free time to look hot for your man and cook food for him just like you should be doing." even today. A lot of those developments happen because of the mindset that *men* are too important for this.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:37
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gigawhite posted:They hired a new receptionist at work and now I take the long way to the bathroom because she's cute and I don't want to have to think every time I walk by her "she knows. She knows what I'm about to do." I'm not sure if she knows that you're masturbating while thinking about her Probably just thinks you're going for a piss or something
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Sep 1, 2016 15:38
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I'm too important to cook *spends thousands of dollars and hours of time on researching prime nutrition goop and its perfect recipe and preparation* nailed it. God my time is valuable
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Sep 1, 2016 15:39
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If she finds out pee comes out of my weiner, I'll never get through the friendzone...
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Sep 1, 2016 15:41
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Neo Rasa posted:Men are too good to have to be polite/tip/do chores/bathe compared to women is a guiding principle of all MRA/PUA/etc. type folks. Obviously there are lazy people in all genders but I think it's fair to say it's a taught mindset for a lot of men. Even technology advertised to women is often advertised around "at last, you'll have more free time to look hot for your man and cook food for him just like you should be doing." even today. A lot of those developments happen because of the mindset that *men* are too important for this. Well yeah, for sure. I just mean that I think this problem is bigger than mothers coddling their sons. I think it's that "and when your mother isn't there, someone else should coddle you" is an underlying message in advertisement/marketing, and when the product can't do this service (or the guy can't afford it) that attitude remains. The best way to sell a product or service is to convince someone that they "deserve" it, and drat the consequences of that kind of messaging! also lol hiac, ilu 
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Sep 1, 2016 15:43
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girls think poo is sexy, idiot
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Sep 1, 2016 15:44
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I think she's into me though?? I can feel her eyeballs on my butt when I walk by. I'm thinking about leaving a single rose on her desk when she's at lunch and if she puts it in a glass to keep it alive then I will take things to Phase 2
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Sep 1, 2016 15:45
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gigawhite posted:I think she's into me though?? I can feel her eyeballs on my butt when I walk by. I'm thinking about leaving a single rose on her desk when she's at lunch and if she puts it in a glass to keep it alive then I will take things to Phase 2  sometime you guys are just too drat cute.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:47
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gigawhite posted:I think she's into me though?? I can feel her eyeballs on my butt when I walk by. I'm thinking about leaving a single rose on her desk when she's at lunch and if she puts it in a glass to keep it alive then I will take things to Phase 2 You should write her a three page letter expressing your feelings
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Sep 1, 2016 15:48
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gigawhite posted:I think she's into me though?? I can feel her eyeballs on my butt when I walk by. I'm thinking about leaving a single rose on her desk when she's at lunch and if she puts it in a glass to keep it alive then I will take things to Phase 2 It's because she hears the massive farts and creaking as the toilet strains under the onslaught. You walk by and all she can think is "what the gently caress is coming out of there?"
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Sep 1, 2016 15:48
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also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever
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Sep 1, 2016 15:54
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Pick posted:also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever isnt that the rocks fall everyone dies one?
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Sep 1, 2016 15:56
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^^^ no that's never winter nights 2Pick posted:also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever quoting so you can't edit
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Sep 1, 2016 15:56
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SneakyFrog posted:isnt that the rocks fall everyone dies one? no, but it's basically "friends with morons (some of which are elves)" simulator, so it's basically perfect
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Sep 1, 2016 15:57
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Pick posted:also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever okay good because i really like making fun of it because it has so many good ideas in it mired in one of the most boring combat slogs ever and a rushjob third act and it makes me very mad that all that potential got thrown away and we probably won't get another attempt at a tight focus game like that for a while 
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Sep 1, 2016 15:57
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Shugojin posted:okay good those arguments are completely legitimate, but i fear that if the game had more development time, they'd have cleaned up the writing too much and we wouldn't have gotten Dork City & Pals that said, it did need way more real content. and the dlc wasn't intended for the kind of people who were actually still playing da2 at that point.
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Sep 1, 2016 15:58
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Pick posted:no, but it's basically "friends with morons (some of which are elves)" simulator, so it's basically perfect not enough space waifus. Its not like even in space. How am i supposed to role-play as a non girdled double fist overhand chop captain kirk surrounded by stupid non-space elves?
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Sep 1, 2016 16:00
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SneakyFrog posted:not enough space waifus. Its not like even in space. How am i supposed to role-play as a non girdled double fist overhand chop captain kirk surrounded by stupid non-space elves? you could always try getting sex chummy with the whiny unemployed terrorist who has a whole nother guy in his head and flips his poo poo all the time and somehow dumps you??? it's, if anything, too realistic
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Sep 1, 2016 16:03
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Pick posted:you could always try getting sex chummy with the whiny unemployed terrorist who has a whole nother guy in his head and flips his poo poo all the time and somehow dumps you??? i think i might be getting vibes on why you are having difficulties picking pick's passion possibilities if that is "too realistic" for you.
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Sep 1, 2016 16:05
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Pick posted:also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever Dragon Age 2 is great once you realize it's all a flashback told by Varric and Varric is a godawful storyteller who writes garbage novels.
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Sep 1, 2016 16:08
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FoxStrats posted:I take solace in this. No one will ever know that all of my quips and mannerisms can be accounted for by my dog genetics. You whore bitches don't deserve a good boy like me .ppt
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Sep 1, 2016 16:10
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Please stop encouraging pick to post about the worst game ever she doesn't need any encouragement 
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Sep 1, 2016 16:14
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When you are in the room, she's super fixated on her work. But mentally going over the curves of your butt.
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Sep 1, 2016 16:18
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Merrill is the best, and, is my dumb wife
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Sep 1, 2016 16:20
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darkhand posted:I wish to be reincarnated as Chad when I die Chad Minicock. 
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Sep 1, 2016 16:22
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I also just started lifting weights again and when I'm huge in two weeks and the girls in all their accumulated shallowness and chads look up and shout "gently caress us" I'll look down and whisper "maybe"
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Just remember, I'm not trapped on this elevator with you, you're trapped on this elevator with ME *hammers emergency stop button*
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