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Fatkraken: Jun 23, 2005; Fun-time is over.

Mokinokaro posted:

5 and 6 were definitely Red Dwarf's peak seasons though.

I will fight you

(the correct answer is 1 and 2 if you like smaller scale character stuff, 3 and 4 if you prefer silly space shenanigans. 5 is on the edge as it probably has the best ideas but the joke format is starting to rely more on formula than character, and by 6 this is becoming even more apparent, the characters feel more like ciphers who exist to deliver one liners rather than actual people, though the concepts for most of the episodes are still strong. 7 is hot garbage)

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Fatkraken fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Sep 1, 2016

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:32

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 17:56

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

New pages are hard to come by when no one helps :argh:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:32

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

Everything about this thread is a poo poo-show, including my posting.

And specially cig

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:33

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Jobbo_Fett posted:

New pages are hard to come by when no one helps

Rude

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:33

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

notoriousman posted:

https://www.myfitnesspal.com/

Failed to connect due to "Heavy Load"

:negative:

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:34

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Furia posted:

Rude

Derek pays me to reach new page milestones, not to "feel".

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:36

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Failed to connect due to "Heavy Load"

wow dude sick humble brag there

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:36

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I've had two cans of soda and I feel like I've had my fill of sugar for the day

Can't imagine what it must feel like to have the impulse to eat stuff a million times more sugary for fun all day every day, without even trying to exercise and disregarding my own health

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:37

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I can't understand Ben Lesnick is what I'm saying

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:37

A large farva: Sep 5, 2006; Ramrod XTreme

Furia posted:

I can't understand Ben Lesnick is what I'm saying

You just don't understand crowd-funded obesity development.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:41

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Wish we could suggest polls for this thread so we can gauge the belief on which game the S42 plot is gonna be the most alike: Sonic 06 or Ride to Hell: Retribution

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:41

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

Fatkraken posted:

I will fight you

(the correct answer is 1 and 2 if you like smaller scale character stuff, 3 and 4 if you prefer silly space shenanigans. 5 is on the edge as it probably has the best ideas but the joke format is starting to rely more on formula than character, and by 6 this is becoming even more apparent, the characters feel more like ciphers who exist to deliver one liners rather than actual people, though the concepts for most of the episodes are still strong. 7 is hot garbage)

There are no seasons after 7. Merely fanfic.

Furia posted:

I've had two cans of soda and I feel like I've had my fill of sugar for the day

Can't imagine what it must feel like to have the impulse to eat stuff a million times more sugary for fun all day every day, without even trying to exercise and disregarding my own health

Give it half an hour and you'll be craving again. That's the pernicious side of sugar and sugar-like substances.

It's one of the reasons you see fat people drinking diet soda.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:41

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

I still stand by my belief that Sega is astroturfing the funding so that they can be all like "no we didn't make the worst game ever; look at that piece of poo poo over there it's just sad"

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:42

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Beet Wagon posted:

The second one with the trident and the belly flab just undoes my mind a little bit.

I'm curious of the onlookers in the background. Was it a family at a state park that just happened to stumble upon one of the rarest sights in nature? Were they intrigued and/or disgusted but like a train wreck just had to watch?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:42

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm curious of the onlookers in the background. Was it a family at a state park that just happened to stumble upon one of the rarest sights in nature? Were they intrigued and/or disgusted but like a train wreck just had to watch?

the real question is: greasepaint, baby powder or ~all natural~

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:46

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

I'm curious of the onlookers in the background. Was it a family at a state park that just happened to stumble upon one of the rarest sights in nature? Were they intrigued and/or disgusted but like a train wreck just had to watch?

Depends on how hosed up the kids were

You must know that there's a shot that the kid now thinks that that's normal behaviour and is already planing his own personal escapades for when they grow up

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:47

Furia: Jul 26, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Like playing house, but no

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:47

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

the real question is: greasepaint, baby powder or ~all natural~

eau naturelle

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:47

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Kinda reminds me of that monkey island puzzle. You know the one where you pour cooking oil on the pink sunbather and tear off his back skin (because it's got a map on it)

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:47

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

spacetoaster posted:

Nah. I don't really believe in such nonsense.

It takes only a second to block someone from your sight in this digital age. And CIG has done so, on twitch, on the RSI website, twitter, FB, everywhere.

It's one of the reasons I don't think Sandi, Ben, Chris, or their "fans" are being harassed by our dumb pictures.

Those death threats though, that's another level above a dumb picture or gif.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:50

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Tippis posted:

Gotta look at my feet to know how to shuffle

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:53

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013

What is he even doing? Is that his rendition of the incredibly complicated system of shuffle like an uncoordinated fuckwit animations for Star Marine?

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:58

The_Groove: Mar 15, 2003; Supersonic compressible convection in the sun

mocap reshoots lookin good

# ? Sep 1, 2016 16:59

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

The_Groove posted:

mocap reshoots lookin good

lack of vids or it didn't happen

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:00

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

What is he even doing? Is that his rendition of the incredibly complicated system of shuffle like an uncoordinated fuckwit animations for Star Marine?

something about vaulting and "combat movement" It was in a 10ftc

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:01

Mokinokaro: Sep 11, 2001; At the end of everything, hold onto anything; Fun Shoe

Fatkraken posted:

I will fight you

(the correct answer is 1 and 2 if you like smaller scale character stuff, 3 and 4 if you prefer silly space shenanigans. 5 is on the edge as it probably has the best ideas but the joke format is starting to rely more on formula than character, and by 6 this is becoming even more apparent, the characters feel more like ciphers who exist to deliver one liners rather than actual people, though the concepts for most of the episodes are still strong. 7 is hot garbage)

I haven't watched any of the old seasons in like ten years so it is possible I'm mixing up which episodes belong to which. On further research, I believe you're correct. 3 and 4 are definitely the best seasons. Season X is more like 5 and 6 (though I will argue 5 is still a REALLY strong season overall.)

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:01

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Furia posted:

Depends on how hosed up the kids were

You must know that there's a shot that the kid now thinks that that's normal behaviour and is already planing his own personal escapades for when they grow up

Oh, good. Another future SC backer in the making then.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:03

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

What is he even doing? Is that his rendition of the incredibly complicated system of shuffle like an uncoordinated fuckwit animations for Star Marine?

Oh you didn't know? Besides directing every single pixel, Crobbers directs all of the Special Forces mocap and animations, as he is an expert in literally everything.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:07

Gradis: Feb 27, 2016; GAPE APE

spacetoaster posted:

Star Citizens are not weird and it's mean of all of you to make fun of these gentle creatures, and their anime.

(I had no idea there were merman people out there, honest.)

holy. poo poo.

lawl

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:08

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Beet Wagon posted:

The second one with the trident and the belly flab just undoes my mind a little bit.

I really want to know who is behind the camera.
cause man. I dunno. If Bob from marketing asked me to take photos of him in a stream wearing that, I'd seriously consider selling the photos to the Weekly World news.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:11

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

I am currently reviewing the evidence in making the case for banning the more prolific poo poo-posters in the thread. If you're one of those who end up being probated (min 30 days) or perma-banned (10 bux!), now you know why.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:22

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

What is he even doing? Is that his rendition of the incredibly complicated system of shuffle like an uncoordinated fuckwit animations for Star Marine?

He's showing an ex-special forces soldier turned mocap actor how to move with a gun.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:24

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Space court is in session.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:25

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

permaed and banned are not the same

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:26

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Wafflz posted:

permaed and banned are not the same

Derek struggles with Thread Title and the Original Post (OP).

You just have to live with it.

# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:28

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

D_Smart posted:

I am currently reviewing the evidence in making the case for banning the more prolific poo poo-posters in the thread. If you're one of those who end up being probated (min 30 days) or perma-banned (10 bux!), now you know why.