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gigawhite posted:Just remember, I'm not trapped on this elevator with you, you're trapped on this elevator with ME *hammers emergency stop button* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NsdQzoIXIE
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Facebook Aunt posted:Lack of experience. They were shy and awkward in high school, so they didn't try to make new friends nevermind romantic stuff. Social skills are skills. They have to be learned. A few pages back but yes, this coupled with the fact they somehow get the idea that it's endearing to talk that way, probably from anime or something.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:02 |
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gigawhite posted:Just remember, I'm not trapped on this elevator with you, you're trapped on this elevator with ME *hammers emergency stop button* you're trapped on this elevator with MY FARTS
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:06 |
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lonesomedwarf posted:i dont get it A work of art
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 17:29 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:I'm reading through Señor hoverhands history and this whole drat thing holy poo poo this whole drat thing, I strong-emphasised some choice bits: From his other posts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0 [/quote] Quoting this entire thing because this guy is so pathetic it makes me simultaneously want to scream in rage and laugh until I cry. HE'S HOVER HANDING HIS OWN MOTHER though holy poo poo his mum is hot as gently caress
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 18:59 |
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ZombieJesus posted:From his other posts: Quoting this entire thing because this guy is so pathetic it makes me simultaneously want to scream in rage and laugh until I cry. HE'S HOVER HANDING HIS OWN MOTHER though holy poo poo his mum is hot as gently caress [/quote] Add her to the pantheon with Microwave's mom.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:01 |
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His mom is hotter than my wife
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:12 |
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Calico Heart posted:In uni I was at a girls place to "hang out???" and left at midnight and she literally had to text me after a couple minutes going "so wait, you're actually leaving?" I'm a social retard but even I could crack the code of "you want to go to my place?"
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:17 |
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wish i could tell that dude he has a grade A MILF
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:18 |
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:If she finds out pee comes out of my weiner, I'll never get through the friendzone... I tried to maintain the illusion that I don't poop, but I live with my girlfriend and she does not always respect the barrier of a closed door.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:18 |
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Kurtofan posted:I'm a social retard but even I could crack the code of "you want to go to my place?" My issue was always that I wasn't sure what would be cool or not and I'd always be way to cautious in going for the kiss or pulling a move or whatever. I didn't mind asking people out but I was super afraid of coming off as pushy or something idk.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:20 |
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Mr. 47 posted:I tried to maintain the illusion that I don't poop, but I live with my girlfriend and she does not always respect the barrier of a closed door. You see this door? Imagine how you'd feel if I went through this door to drop a deuce and never came back. And you'd never ever see me again. Did I fall in, did I climb out the window? Maybe I locked the door and strained my poo poo so hard I had an embolism and died, but you're too afraid to open it. The point is, I'm taking a poo poo and I'm never coming back. Now how do you feel? Just imagine it, just imagine the closed door.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:28 |
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Mr. 47 posted:I tried to maintain the illusion that I don't poop, but I live with my girlfriend and she does not always respect the barrier of a closed door. Same but it was my girlfriend at the time's cat. Fucker would just open the door and stroll right in and rub on my legs while I was busy taking the Browns to the Superbowl.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:34 |
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Cthulu Carl posted:Same but it was my girlfriend at the time's cat. Well, I may have been a bit untruthful. I'm not allowed to close the door all the way, you see, because her cat scratches at a closed door. So I'll push it most of the way closed, the cat will open the loving thing right back up again, and she'll stroll in right as I'm trying to see a man about a horse.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:36 |
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Moridin920 posted:My issue was always that I wasn't sure what would be cool or not and I'd always be way to cautious in going for the kiss or pulling a move or whatever. I didn't mind asking people out but I was super afraid of coming off as pushy or something idk. I'm still this way, actually. Fortunately the girl I'm with now finds it endearing enough to stick around, but it was a pain in the rear end growing up.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 19:36 |
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i just got a date with a really really really cute girl for this sunday. way out of my league already texting a lot since we exchanged numbers i did good guys, stop being cynical and just appreciate the one person on this forum who is crushing puss on the reg
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 20:42 |
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also i got a handy from a fwb yesterday wtf my life is awesome! i also am supposed to be at work right now but we are between projects so i'm working from home and i have drugs it's a good drat day
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Mandator posted:i just got a date with a really really really cute girl for this sunday. way out of my league psssht again with the leagues thing. but its ok investment banker dude I will cheer for you
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Mandator posted:also i got a handy from a fwb yesterday wtf my life is awesome!
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Moridin920 posted:My issue was always that I wasn't sure what would be cool or not and I'd always be way to cautious in going for the kiss or pulling a move or whatever. I didn't mind asking people out but I was super afraid of coming off as pushy or something idk. i mean im the same, awkward and poo poo, but im alone with a girl late at her place, Im gonna ask.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:13 |
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Mr. 47 posted:Well, I may have been a bit untruthful. I'm not allowed to close the door all the way, you see, because her cat scratches at a closed door. So I'll push it most of the way closed, the cat will open the loving thing right back up again, and she'll stroll in right as I'm trying to see a man about a horse. I've never had a cat bother me, but my dog always waited until I was walking the brown mile to come and stare at me wanting to go outside. Like, look dog, I'm not even opposed to it but you really just get me at the worst time. Mandator posted:also i got a handy from a fwb yesterday wtf my life is awesome! don't forget to post the other half of your bipolar episode.
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Kurtofan posted:i mean im the same, awkward and poo poo, but im alone with a girl late at her place, Im gonna ask. I mean like when you're already kissing and stuff, I feel super nervous about escalating and like going for the feel up or whatever. I mean I will now but back then I was terrified of her being like 'HEY WTF' and getting mad and storming off or something idk.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 21:18 |
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Moridin920 posted:I mean like when you're already kissing and stuff, I feel super nervous about escalating and like going for the feel up or whatever. I mean I will now but back then I was terrified of her being like 'HEY WTF' and getting mad and storming off or something idk.
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Pick posted:also whoever mentioned making fun of dragon age 2: all my friends are allowed to make fun of dragon age 2 to their heart's content, even though it is the best video game ever You know what pick we're friends now and that means I have to be honest with you because that's what friends do but here goes: while dragon age 2 was Fun, it was Lazy and they reused too many resources.
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NomChompsky posted:You know what pick we're friends now and that means I have to be honest with you because that's what friends do but here goes: while dragon age 2 was Fun, it was Lazy and they reused too many resources.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I've never had a cat bother me, but my dog always waited until I was walking the brown mile to come and stare at me wanting to go outside. Like, look dog, I'm not even opposed to it but you really just get me at the worst time. I'M COMING DOWN
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:03 |
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it's not bipolar, i'm constantly going up or down from that dogfood real pure poo poo gently caress
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:04 |
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I've never had a cat bother me, but my dog always waited until I was walking the brown mile to come and stare at me wanting to go outside. Like, look dog, I'm not even opposed to it but you really just get me at the worst time. Dog probably thinks it's normal because humans tend to stand around and watch while their dogs take a dump.
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NomChompsky posted:You know what pick we're friends now and that means I have to be honest with you because that's what friends do but here goes: while dragon age 2 was Fun, it was Lazy and they reused too many resources. Both valid points. However, that was in large part due to its very short development cycle, where the short development cycle was a huge part of how it turned out so great. For example, if the game had more time for writing and editing, they probably wouldn't have had the scene with the "Tranquil Solution" where they draw a completely inappropriate parallel between real-life Jews and satanic wizards. Or the part where your whiny schizophrenic friend chastises you for dating anyone aside from him, while on a quest to collect bat droppings for him, which he will use to 9/11 a granny Inquisition really lacked those moments.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:08 |
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Moridin920 posted:I mean like when you're already kissing and stuff, I feel super nervous about escalating and like going for the feel up or whatever. I mean I will now but back then I was terrified of her being like 'HEY WTF' and getting mad and storming off or something idk. at that point you pull your dick out and when she stares at it you say "i didn't let it out for air"
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:16 |
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i got owned earlier and i'm still upset about it even though everyone moved on
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:26 |
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hey guys what's going on in this th
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:27 |
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mdm posted:hey guys what's going on in this th Close thread. Ban op
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:30 |
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One of my favorite MGTOW essays:August Løvenskiolds, AVoiceForMen.com posted:
(Source) Yes, modern women just hate the idea of a man who can cook! (BTW, I suggest that beginner cooks try one of the dishes from this video instead: http://www.food.com/video/improv-chicken-138 Much tastier than unseasoned, un-thawed chicken. Your date will love it! :iamafag:) Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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there's no way goddamn Julius Caesar would be jelly of that sorry just imagining some idiot mangling a breast by jamming in a blunt spat handle into it Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Sep 1, 2016 |
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Moridin920 posted:there's no way goddamn Julius Caesar would be jelly of that sorry Also Caesar got laid And the best part is that Amanda Marcotte wrote a response essay making fun of how loving proud Løvenskiolds is of his horrible bachelor "cooking," so the website added this post-script to the original essay: quote:Pub note: Apparantly, feminist douchequeen Amanda Marcotte was so PO’d by the idea that men might find her as useless as she is, that she actually took time to write an article about it on Pandagon, sending thousands of her readers here to get the same message.
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# ? Sep 1, 2016 23:47 |
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I met my current girlfriend through mutual friends. We hit it off right at the beginning but then she abruptly ceased contact for a while. A few months later she wound up talking to me again out of the blue and we started dating shortly after that. Eventually I found out the reason she ghosted me for a couple months. A 'nice guy' coworker who had a crush on her made up some slanderous bullcrap about me. He got it backed up by another coworker who held a grudge against me because we were in the same group of friends and competing for the same girls for a while. Eventually she figured out they were both creeps who were full of poo poo and so she stopped hanging out with them got in touch with me again. She invited me to a company party shortly after we started dating and 'nice guy' was there trying to glare a hole through my skull. He proceeded to get completely drunk and stay glued to us the entire time, clumsily hitting on the object of his affection to her pity and embarrassment. Eventually we get ready to head out and get some late night food. The buses have all stopped running by this time and she she asks me to give drunk, sad nice guy a ride back to his place. It's on the way to where we're going so I oblige. He spends the entire time describing how amazing his apartment is and then when we're getting to the last minute of the drive he starts literally begging her to go up to his apartment with him. She just turns silently away and nice guy has a Ralph Wiggum heartbreak moment. He gets out when I stop at the next traffic light a couple blocks away from his apartment and trudges wordlessly home. Anyway, gently caress nice guys. Also, gently caress guys that act like every female acquaintance they have is their own personal property.
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Pick posted:Both valid points. However, that was in large part due to its very short development cycle, where the short development cycle was a huge part of how it turned out so great. For example, if the game had more time for writing and editing, they probably wouldn't have had the scene with the "Tranquil Solution" where they draw a completely inappropriate parallel between real-life Jews and satanic wizards. Or the part where your whiny schizophrenic friend chastises you for dating anyone aside from him, while on a quest to collect bat droppings for him, which he will use to 9/11 a granny Inquisition's cadre of characters was the weakest of the three games.
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drat right that chicken breast would be 'a little dry'
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NomChompsky posted:Inquisition's cadre of characters was the weakest of the three games. IMHO the characterization is DA2's greatest strength. Unlike the generic power fantasy rpg where you have a cadre of the best [whatevers] in the universe, the prince of the whatevers and the high priestess of the whatever and the last of the whatevers, you instead have a bunch of loving losers who only seem to survive because one member of the group is responsible and another member is a master-class friend. Your friends do not turn out to have been competent diamonds in the rough by the end, either. they are big idiots and cause a ton of trouble, just like the bad man at the gate said y'all were. he said refugees were going to destroy the city and by god, you did
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