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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Palisader posted:

How To Approach A Woman Who Has Just Clipped Through Her Connie and Turned Into A Non-Euclidean Horror

:same:

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004


someone just needs to go 'minimum viable product' every time a post like this pops up.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Finally CIG has shown proof that they have hired at least one normal humanoid.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

D1E posted:

Haha I see what you did there.

Is Derek the oldest mod in the history of the Something Awful forums?

woah woah woah genesplicer's pants are actually prescription. dude wears subscription pants.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Who are those new people?

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Cigstomper58 posted:

Who are those new people?

Randoms that could afford to take a break from shredding documents and laundering money.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



vyst posted:

Dudes are so creepy on the internet. gently caress
They're creepy off of it, too.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004



Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Don't touch the poopacabra!

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


Ah, get that effect a lot in Subnautica, where an area you are heading towards is yet to load in its details and you can see an odd blue line right where the next 'square' of scenery is.

:grin:

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Decrepus posted:

Finally CIG has shown proof that they have hired at least one normal humanoid.

Pretty sure the fact that he's been hired by CIG negates the other aspect.

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

And it's proc gen because....? You'd get the same look from a model or a skybox.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009


ripptide posted:

And it's proc gen because....? You'd get the same look from a model or a skybox.

Because dreams.

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.
I had a lovely dream where SpaceX created a mars colony and it turned out that all these folks looking forward to manually loading cargo were being scouted Last Starfighter-style to be stevedores on Phobos.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
Crobblet said: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDUXelZQBZw
These are lost goons that Something Awful never found. Wholly unfortunatelty.

Complaint Compilation
Apr 8, 2016

:sax:
Though I AM pretty sure I've found the theme song for this thread.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

ripptide posted:

And it's proc gen because....? You'd get the same look from a model or a skybox.

every screenshot is ingame. They just cant show us yet because spoilers and Derek would steal ideas.

grimcreaper
Jan 7, 2012

D_Smart posted:

I agree. Not all of the guilty will be given 30 days.

I hereby request that all traitors to this thread linked via picture by me many pages ago be banned for 6 hours due to causing strife and unreal among the goon hivemind.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
the game was actually finished july 2015

SabinBlitz
May 19, 2015

Firm believer that muscles conquers all

grimcreaper posted:

I hereby request that all traitors LEAVERS to this thread linked via picture by me many pages ago be banned for 6 hours due to causing strife and unreal among the goon hivemind.

Fixed it for you.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Judas. Chime in if you if you weren't lashed by the Warlord.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
here is CIG's design document for cargo interaction from April 2015, for laffs https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/14677-Cargo-Interaction




A Neurotic Jew fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Sep 2, 2016

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

A Neurotic Jew posted:

here is CIG's design document for cargo interaction from April 2015, for laffs https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/14677-Cargo-Interaction

Yeah, beyond laughs. The <USE> on ever screenshot. They were looking ahead.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

grimcreaper posted:

I hereby request that all traitors to this thread linked via picture by me many pages ago be banned for 6 hours due to causing strife and unreal among the goon hivemind.

Im unreal :dukedog:

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
So far behind IDGAF but Star Citizen made it to /r/livestreamfails and oh man

https://oddshot.tv/shot/CyanidePlaysGames/UzotjIQUtjJIjYFzS5oJZcaA

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



flyboi posted:

So far behind IDGAF but Star Citizen made it to /r/livestreamfails and oh man

https://oddshot.tv/shot/CyanidePlaysGames/UzotjIQUtjJIjYFzS5oJZcaA

:buttfame:

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/u0vbJUB.gifv

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

A Neurotic Jew posted:

here is CIG's design document for cargo interaction from April 2015, for laffs https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/engineering/14677-Cargo-Interaction






Why do all the cargo containers have holes and super intricate fiddly metal things sticking out

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Cigstomper58 posted:

Why do all the cargo containers have holes and super intricate fiddly metal things sticking out

Greebles! Polys! We have an unlimited budget, just let cryengine handle that poo poo! We'll never have to worry about FPS!

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

Skippy Granola posted:

Stop sahuagin my dreams

She was the best sahuagin since she was a little girl.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

ripptide posted:

With the X-55 (same 7 toggles as the Thrustmaster) all the toggles are center pole with a throw up and a throw down. So each can effectively work as two "buttons" depending on the binding. For example, with ED I use one toggle pull down once for landing gear down, next pull down landing gear up. Push up on same toggle to turn lights on/off. You could set it up thru the dedicated software, but it works fine using ED's keybindings setup. Just SC doesn't let you do that.

I built this for DCS a few years back:



The three way switches function the same as three buttons. You also have to make sure the switches are in the right spot when you start the game, or pause and fix it.

Bonus spaghetti image of the back:

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -

D_Smart posted:

whoa! dat catte ROCKS!!

Oh no....the secret has been revealed...

"Drunken Goon style refund now" kung fu

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Palisader posted:

How To Approach A Woman Who Has Just Clipped Through Her Connie and Turned Into A Non-Euclidean Horror

Wow, that's worse than the MW:O community.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Getting a private pilot's license took me about a year and cost a little over 10k. And I was a slow learner.

For the time and effort these people are spending on buying imaginary spaceships and building custom input devices, they can learn to fly an actual flying machine. With a real control column, a real throttle, and real buttons and switches that do poo poo.

But no, they keep giving money to Croberts.

Why?!

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Go outside? Where other people are? Are you mad?

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
One of my teenage cousin's friends had a mermaid phase a few years ago where she got one of those tails off ebay. She went to the beach and tried to swim with it and apparently almost drowned or something like that.

That's all I know about mermaid development.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
http://www.weekiwachee.com/index.php/mermaids/mermaid-roster

Florida!

Sum Mors
Feb 21, 2008
Space dreams are made of these
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the 'verse
And the brown seas,
Sandi and Croberts, looking for funding

Some whales want to pledge
Some whales want to buy lots of ships
Some whales want to attack you
Some whales give you referal codes

Clip through walls
Fall through the floor, movin' on
Invisible guns, movin' on
Launched into space, movin' on
Deny the FUD!
Fall through the floor, movin' on
Invisible guns, movin' on
Launched into space, movin' on

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

AlmightyPants posted:

One of my teenage cousin's friends had a mermaid phase a few years ago where she got one of those tails off ebay. She went to the beach and tried to swim with it and apparently almost drowned or something like that.

That's all I know about mermaid development.

Charles Darwin nods wisely from beyond the grave...

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Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Aquatic ape hypothesis

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