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Mak0rz posted:in any thread starring both pick and troposphere conversation always ends up on DA2. every drat time. I met my drug dealer bff indirectly through da2. I don't do drugs but that person is frickin radical as hell. so that alone makes it a great game.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:51 |
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Pick posted:I met my drug dealer bff indirectly through da2. I don't do drugs but that person is frickin radical as hell. so that alone makes it a great game. there's really nothing better than smoking a bowl and helping my dumb idiot elf wife accidentally murder everything she ever loved
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 06:57 |
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there are people who complained loudly about the changes mass effect 2 made from mass effect 1 people who just really really wanted their inventory management and stupid fiddly weapon mods back
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:01 |
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I'm going to start posting random pics from the Tumblr mock thread that was killed by DA2 trolling if all the videogame chat keeps up.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:02 |
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reaper from overwatch is totally a nice guy
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:05 |
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NecroMonster posted:there are people who complained loudly about the changes mass effect 2 made from mass effect 1 Yeah, but most saved their complaints for 3, which really wasn't near as good as ME 2. So much less to do. But they were all really pretty and atmostpheric, unlike DA, which is just drab. Fucksake, that game came out like 7 years after Oblivion. There's really no excuse in a sword and sorcery game for how dull it was. If that story about them rushing the game out to meet a deadline is true, it explains a lot.\ CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm going to start posting random pics from the Tumblr mock thread that was killed by DA2 trolling if all the videogame chat keeps up.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:05 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm going to start posting random pics from the Tumblr mock thread that was killed by DA2 trolling if all the videogame chat keeps up. That would be awesome. I feel like I'm going mad when people are "omg that game was so awesomesauce". I went to sleep and the world was the world. Now I wake up and suddenly dragon age 2 was brilliant. Next thing you know Trump will be elected Emperor of the World.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:34 |
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Dragon age 2 had an area of effect fireball spell that when you pressed "a" time froze and you'd see a glowing circle on the ground you could move to where you wanted an explosion. When it leveled up the circle got bigger, and you could cast it further away. The spell passed through doors; that meant you could freeze time, send your glowy circle to scout through closed doors, and set off multiple room clearing fireballs. The entire game became a walk through empty rooms of corpses which is a good metaphor for um
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:41 |
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Dragon age is loving terrible sorry
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 07:57 |
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Quote-Unquote posted:Dragon age is loving terrible sorry You hedge witches don't deserve a nice templar initiate like me .tga
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:14 |
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naem posted:Dragon age 2 had an area of effect fireball spell that when you pressed "a" time froze and you'd see a glowing circle on the ground you could move to where you wanted an explosion. PRESSA BUTTON AND YOU GET SAMURAI AWESOMNESS!!! Quote-Unquote posted:Dragon age is loving terrible sorry The first one was good old school fun. I'd rather play Pillars of Eternity but the Dwarf Origins in the fist were great. Inquisition was alright. Better than the second although not as good as the first. Can't say I can be arsed enough to play it again as there are far better games out there. But yeah... Dragon Age was DA:O was 7 bucks for the ultimate edition the other day. Good price. Better Games to try and give money and time to: Pillars of Eternity Vampire The Masquerade: Bloodlines Psychonauts Fallout: NewVegas Metro 2033 and Metro: Last Light Stalker series Total War: Warhammer Battlefleet Gothic: Armada (don't expect multiplayer to be very populated but enjoy the SP) X-Com: EU or X-Com2 Wasteland 2 Grim Fandango Witcher 2 and 3 (1s good but the combat is a little clanky) Dark Souls 1 and 2 (haven't done 3) Homeworld On topic: all these games wont mind if goons stalk them. Stalker encourages this actually.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:19 |
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Pick posted:you're lucky tendai isn't reading this thread lol (But fell behind by like a thousand posts and now it's too late)
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:48 |
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Don't worry this is now the video game thread
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 08:57 |
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mind the walrus posted:Don't worry this is now the video game thread I think the venn diagram of nice guys and people that play too many video games is just a circle
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 09:00 |
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who needs a whore bithc human woman when i can have elfs and aliens??
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 09:20 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Some of the most frustrating conversations I have ever had were trying to explain the concept of straight white male privilege to other straight white males. Guys I otherwise liked and respected simply could not wrap their heads around the idea. I know people who say feminazi irl
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 09:45 |
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Kurtofan posted:I know people who say feminazi irl
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 10:12 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Never trust your penis. truer words have never been spoken. Pick posted:Question: is it a "big deal" that people know basically what Anthony Wiener's wiener looks like? Is it really an issue that people have an impression of your junk? Don't you assume most people can guess from your pants? most guys don't walk around with an erection and it also doesn't show through in lots of material especially beneath an extra layer (your undies). also showers v growers.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 10:45 |
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Pick posted:Question: is it a "big deal" that people know basically what Anthony Wiener's wiener looks like? Is it really an issue that people have an impression of your junk? Don't you assume most people can guess from your pants? Who is Anthony Wiener? Do you mean Carlos Danger? Not sure why you'd call him by another name
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:14 |
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:15 |
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that kids face lol
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 11:30 |
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"He's the only man allowed to awkwardly stand there and hoverhand my hip while I give his rear end a reacharound." Even that kid knows what's up. That's a cool kid. I wish him good luck, godspeed, and hope that guy's existence serves as a positive learning experience for his growth and development.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 12:03 |
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Here's a story. So I really liked this girl from school. We were close friends in our earlier years, but ended up growing apart during the pre-teen years. During high school I wanted to tell her how I really felt about her, and I was pretty sure she felt the same way towards me. But whenever I tried to approach her I would just seize up with paralyzing fear. So I had the absolutely BRILLIANT idea of writing her a letter telling her how I felt. I ended up giving her the letter in person, and then ran away before she could read it. That moment is probably the most terrifying moment of my life so far. Two days later we bump into each other and she says "Hi Juno! I read that letter you gave me!" in the nicest sweetest voice you could imagine. The fight-or-flight-response kicked in and the flight response won. I walked straight past her without saying anything. This kept on for the rest of high school, and also whenever we saw each other outside of school. We ended up going to the same college together and the same thing would happen. I had absolutely no idea why I was so terrified of being around this girl. But, long story short, turns out I was raped as a child after revealing to my rapist (who was a family member) that a girl who had just moved in next-door was from my school and I knew her. Now because of that I have a completely legit, full-blown phobia of showing any interest at all in girls. But no, I wasn't going to allow a rape or phobia stand between me and the girl I loved. I put myself through 4 years of self-induced exposure therapy, going up to any girl I thought looked attractive and giving them compliments or trying to start a conversation and just being a plain old creepy loser to random girls. All for the sake of desensitizing myself of the fear of my one true love. I should note here as well that she would spend a decent amount of time hanging out in areas I frequented. Often she would be waiting for me to show up to hopefully talk to her, giving the most beautiful smile as I would walk past her without saying a thing, my muscles just tensing up far too much for any cognitive control. I remember times when I would walk past her, desperately wanting to stop. I remember feeling the my voluntary muscle impulses pulling against the pre-designed course my brain had set. I remember screaming out inside my head for my body to stop. So after 4 years of that, I bump into her again, conveniently sitting outside a place I frequent. I look at her and I don't feel a single tinge of fear. I decide this is it, this is the chance I've been waiting and working so hard for. I go over to sit with her and start talking to her. Conversation starts off mundane as they do, and then I ask for her phone number. She tells me, in a slight voice of flattery, that her boyfriend wouldn't like that. (gently caress. Well actually words don't really do this moment justice). I tell her well I'm glad you sorted all that out for yourself. I then said it was nice talking to her, and she said it was nice talking to me to, and then I left. So, to stick with the theme of the thread: Yeah well, I did for her what no-one would even dream of doing for anyone. I'm the nicest guy she, or anyone else for that matter, could ever imagine having. No-one on this planet could possible treat her as good as I can and did. Blah Blah Blah. BTW I'm 32 in October I haven't had sex in 10 years.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 12:04 |
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That is a very strange story and I hope you are seeing a therapist. Also congrats on being a sex-haver which I'm pretty sure puts you ahead of all the niceguys that have been posted in the thread.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 12:16 |
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Mr. 47 posted:It would be down right loving lovely if I could have one genuine conversation on the internet with other men about being men and related issues without these dipshit red pillers loving it up with their sad, misogynistic bullshit.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:03 |
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Pick posted:Question: is it a "big deal" that people know basically what Anthony Wiener's wiener looks like? Is it really an issue that people have an impression of your junk? Don't you assume most people can guess from your pants? Can you regularly guess guy's junk from their pants? I mean really. You can kind-of answer this yourself. And no one cares about what his dick looks like other than the fact that it's funny that he won't stop doing it. Then again if I tanked my career doing something stupid I'd be all "well what's stopping me now?" In other news I've renewed pride in my penis. I wanted to make sure you guys knew this. My penis is so nice I'm thinking of buying it a fedora.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:16 |
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Someone posted this goober's instagram account in the Schadenfreude thread, I feel it'd be right at home here too... https://www.instagram.com/erikgarciabat/ Get distinct Elliot vibes off that face.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:18 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:You hedge witches don't deserve a nice templar initiate like me .tga fuckin' lol
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:25 |
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I think this is the best thing from his instagram.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:29 |
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mind the walrus posted:Can you regularly guess guy's junk from their pants? I mean really. You can kind-of answer this yourself. dicks are still weird looking, even with a suave dicktip fedora, you need a little dickvest too otherwise you are just that dude just wearing a fedora and a wolf t shirt.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:34 |
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lohli posted:I think this is the best thing from his instagram.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 13:58 |
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SneakyFrog posted:dicks are still weird looking, even with a suave dicktip fedora, you need a little dickvest too otherwise you are just that dude just wearing a fedora and a wolf t shirt. If I get my dick a sweet trenchcoat do you think it'd be hot enough to ask that girl out?
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:16 |
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mind the walrus posted:If I get my dick a sweet trenchcoat do you think it'd be hot enough to ask that girl out? It just might be enough.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:21 |
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mind the walrus posted:If I get my dick a sweet trenchcoat do you think it'd be hot enough to ask that girl out? Sure, but don't feel bad when you have to lay there the whole night while your dick gets all the action.
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:22 |
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mind the walrus posted:Can you regularly guess guy's junk from their pants? I mean really. You can kind-of answer this yourself. You could in the 80s. Just watched Sleepaway Camp the other day, and I'd completely forgotten (or blocked out) what mens shorts looked like back in the day. BTW, if you never saw it, it's on Youtube. It's weird, most of the teenagers appear to be played by actual teenagers. Maybe that's why there is a distinct lack of titties for a slasher film. (The ending is NSFW though.)
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:44 |
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You really need a pair of dick jorts to nail the look e: mods namechange to Dick Jorts please
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:47 |
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Travis343 posted:You really need a pair of dick jorts to nail the look i thought that was when you cut your jorts too short and your dicktip pops out.
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SneakyFrog posted:i thought that was when you cut your jorts too short and your dicktip pops out. That's called daisy djorts
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# ? Sep 2, 2016 14:51 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:You could in the 80s. Just watched Sleepaway Camp the other day, and I'd completely forgotten (or blocked out) what mens shorts looked like back in the day. That film is right on the line of so bad-it's-good and actual good. 10/10
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Rondette posted:Someone posted this goober's instagram account in the Schadenfreude thread, I feel it'd be right at home here too... At least one of those women is a porn performer. I don't know if this makes it better or worse. edit: Actually I think these might be photoshops because Lara Brookes famously does not care for the natural history museum. how me a frog fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Sep 2, 2016 |
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