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A one armed mailman walks into a wawa. Cashier says "lol what's wrong with your stump arm", mailman says "my life is difficult enough without this torment, handling parcels and envelopes is very difficult. Please just ring me up". Cashier says "poo poo looks like flipper gave birth too close to a nuclear plant"
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Code Jockey posted:A one armed mailman walks into a wawa. Cashier says "lol what's wrong with your stump arm", mailman says "my life is difficult enough without this torment, handling parcels and envelopes is very difficult. Please just ring me up". Cashier says "poo poo looks like flipper gave birth too close to a nuclear plant" wawa staff is always friendly
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Sep 1, 2016 18:37
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well nevermind I guess
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Sep 1, 2016 18:40
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symbolic posted:what'd you get at Wawa, scott?  ) and some peanut m&ms for my coworker.Captain Yossarian posted:gently caress... Was the one armed mailman actually Kuato AV IRL? Otherwise I feel kinda bad now yeah sorta except i think kuato could move / use his arms. this thing didn't look like it had any bones. like some raw chicken in some plastic shrink tubing.
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Sep 1, 2016 19:14
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Once saw a man with missing both an arm and a leg riding a bike. Godspeed, halfman.
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Sep 1, 2016 22:35
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more like wom wom am i right
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Sep 1, 2016 22:36
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Free Market Mambo posted:Once saw a man with missing both an arm and a leg riding a bike. What would you choose, one half unsullied and one gone, or one limb on each side, give you some balance?
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Sep 2, 2016 00:44
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I would choose to be immaculate af on my right half, and the left be like a Williams Sonoma sale bin. I would effortlessly swim in circles.
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Sep 2, 2016 06:33
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i would graft a boat propeller onto my poo poo arm to achieve greater speeds and puree my enemies
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Sep 2, 2016 14:16
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Wawa does that poo poo with their hoagies where they cut it in half ALMOST all the way through but leave this little bread umbilical cord tethering the two halves together that never, ever tears right. Also if you get tomatoes or cucumbers they must be fuckin baffled since that poo poo just gets thrown on top of the sandwich. Shameful. I also saw a Wawa lady employee getting railed by the dumpster behind one once.
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Sep 2, 2016 14:29
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Nice! The lady getting railed I mean
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Sep 2, 2016 14:30
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nothing gets my motor going like watching a wawa lady get rawdogged behind her store
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Sep 2, 2016 14:36
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Everybody has their own way of celebrating hoagie-fest.
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Sep 2, 2016 14:55
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Everybody has their own way of celebrating hoagie-fest. lmao
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Sep 2, 2016 15:02
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social vegan posted:it's called water u friggin retard grow up ur not a baby anymore
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Sep 2, 2016 15:02
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OP do you think he was a POST man and lost his arm on the job or that he just had one arm and got the job i would hate to know i didnt get a job cause some one armed guy stole it from me juust the thought of it is making my blood boil UHG
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Sep 2, 2016 15:04
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Now we're arming mailmen? What is wrong with this country, and why are we so obsessed with guns?
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Sep 2, 2016 15:07
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Smash it Smash hit posted:OP do you think he was a POST man and lost his arm on the job or that he just had one arm and got the job a one armed man stole your job and your livelihood. you're free to hate him but just know i feel nothing but sublime reverence for this man.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:13
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scott zoloft posted:a one armed man stole your job and your livelihood. you're free to hate him but just know i feel nothing but sublime reverence for this man. i admire him dont get me wrong, when i take his life i will press f at his funeral.
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Sep 2, 2016 15:17
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Wawa does that poo poo with their hoagies where they cut it in half ALMOST all the way through but leave this little bread umbilical cord tethering the two halves together that never, ever tears right. Wawa, why must you hurt me so 
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one armed man AND a postal worker? might want to make sure your wife is ok
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